Well?

Well?

This is accurate in many ways.

I still have one last thing to do before I go.

*unzips dick*

The most ironic part of Asuka being outdone by Shinji is mostly done by Yui taking command form Shinji if you think about it

So Asuka's depression did come from Shinji's incompetency to an extent

And your host

quit projecting bitch, plot device berserker soulmom mecha can blast those angels by herself, there is no need for you.

I'll take Rei is Best Girl for $200

Why is Asuka so cute? Her personality doesn't even matter since she makes up for it in cuteness.

It's not my fault you're so insecure please stop

How can you be cute when your personality isn't cute?

Anta baka the shit out of them until they accept you're cute.

Personality doesn't matter if you are physically attractive.

You're right, I guess.

The funnier part is that she is by far the least necessary of the three EVA pilots.

DELET THIS

People who like Asuka have an NTR fetish.

Oh shit, I'm sorry.

No, they don't.

Sorry for what? Our daddies told us not to be ashamed of our dicks. Especially since they're such good size and all.

Let's be real, Asuka only prefers alpha men. She wouldn't go for wojak and is likely to cheat on a guy.

All women prefer alpha men. So just become an alpha man and there's no problem.

>Her personality doesn't even matter since she makes up for it in cuteness.
You really love your headcanon and fanart user, we lost you.

Or could settle for an anime gf that isn't the equivalent of 3DPD.

Fag. Beauty > *

Uh.

There can only be 1 alpha man. So unless you kill al the competition you'll have to work your ass off pretty hard.

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