How many minutes would you last?

How many minutes would you last?

>minutes
Let me stop you there user.

Days.

>nailpolish
>implying I would even get hard

fuck off

Around 5 hours at least.

shit thread

2 minutes at best. Maybe 5-10 the second time.

I don't understand this question.

>minutes
That's cute

piss off with your tumblr trash

leddit did it again

Graham's Number in minutes

I have a dead dick so maybe a couple hours, actually. Then I would get bored / tired and jerk myself off until I finish over her belly.

That has been my experience with every girl I've been with so far.

Under a minute

this thread can suck my dick

>a couple hours
Sounds like it'd get boring very quickly.

Exactly, hence why I don't pursue sex anymore and just whack it to porn.

>not having a tactical wank roughly 10-30 minutes prior depending on your refractory period
wow no wonder you're all virgins

I've already lost.

>smelly armpits
>smelly feet
>shits
>hairy armpits unless she shaves
>pubic hair
>ass hair
Hits more than all of my biggest fetishes, I'd probably cum just from smelling her honestly.

Gotta love a girl who shits.

Being circumcised must suck

>not being able to cum inside yourself so you can pretend you are lasting hours and hours

weak

Is this Sucia Sempai?

But all girls shit

Honestly I'd probably a few minutes if we were doing missionary or cowgirl, or a blowjob

But i'd be done within seconds of reverse cowgirl or doggy

you're all virgins and will never fuck anyway.
also shit thread

I would never lose against something like a vagina

I'm not into literal garbage.

30 seconds from paizuri

My balls would be empty before I was even fully inserted.

Quite long actually

because I'm a faceless old man

Either this is really good fan art or I missed an episode

>minutes
more like seconds, especially if she's sweaty, sticky and smells of mint tobacco

OVA m8

Oh fuck I totally forgot that was even a thing.

>New Galko to watch

thank you

source?

oh God, my dick

HIGH TEST

What if Otako wanted to be like Galko

1 Plank Second.

Try to endure as long as I can. Maybe an hour or two.

Hold up, since when is a minute the standard?

Tanlines are the best, anyone who disagrees with me is a faggot.

I love Galko.

GALKO IS A FAT SALAD DODGIN

I want her to love me.

5 hour masterrace here

If she is as I imagine, I assume it would be very few.
If we are doing it without birth-control for the sake of making us a beautiful child which we can raise together as a loving family, I'd wager 5-10 seconds.

I want to give Galko a massage.

What kind of massage?

I'd shoot before my dick even got hard.

Continuous shot while getting hard would be neat.

Sensual foot massage.

Well I can't argue against that. Go nuts.

Stop

None. I don't fuck thots.

Not more than 5 but she wouldn't last even that long

...

5 minutes

>not fucking her until you complete, finishing the job with your mouth/hands, and then fucking her again after youve regained maximum rigidity from watching her cum
>needing second-nut reduced sensitivity to accomplish the mission the first time

Please, fuccboi, tell me of your woes with womanhood. I have time to listen to your lamentations and console you before I impregnate your mother with sheer virility alone.

Old cake here. 0, then cry for the rest of my life because my dick will keep punishing me and is gonna never forgive for what happened. I'll end up paying a whore for the rest of the week to prevent being killed by my own D.

>implying i'd even need to go down when i'm empowered by my tactical wank buff
you are clearly uneducated, cretin
with a single tactical wank a man can last for decades, and sustain himself with sheer force of will

>last
depends on what you mean by that

time before I ejaculate?
1 second
time before I stop thrusting?
about 60 years

you shut your goddamn mouth

You mean "realistic" 5 minutes or "Dragon Ball Z" 5 minutes?

Her smelly armpit would be my ultimate downfall.