>celebrating new year's eve with my extended family
>enjoying the family fun and the delicious feast we had
>aunt's roast was extra delicious this year
>mom presses her to tell us what her secret ingredient was
>aunt admits she added a bit of avocado for that creamy texture
>immediately run to the toilet, stick my fingers down my throat and attempt to vomit
>it doesn't work
>family finds me crying and hudled into a corner
Is my life over? How do I fix this?
nice meme xd
do you mind if i post it on r/chan/ ?
thanks in advance sir
>eating memefood
Yeah, you might as well end it
>be millionaire
>see the plight of the millenials
>millenials are like, artistic and shit, right? that's why they went choose liberal arts college over something with actual job prospects
>better explain budgeting to them through a metaphor then
>it should be concise but also memey so they remember it
>come up with a brilliant funny metaphor that perfectly encapsulates the difference between luxury vs. necessity spending
>tell it to TIME, sure is gonna reach everyone in need
>myjobhereisdone.jpg
>check back later to see the reception
>millenials are fucking autists and actually took it literally
>they're still fucking poor
Such is the life of a millionaire.
This for sure.
avocados: $1 each
bread: $0.15 per slice
house: $200,000
the math adds up. there's no way you can afford a house if you are buying avocados.
It was in reference to some faggy hipster joints that were selling avocado toast as pictured there for like $18.
>Autism
Avacado is good for you even though hipsters and yuppies ruined the image. It being an 'exotic' fruit thats actually healthy drew the shit to it, unlike soy which caused the shit. Use it as a vehicle for onion and garlic for max test gains
Buying avocado toast at a restaurant is like 10-15 bucks though. Same with the kids who come every week 4-5 times to Chipotle at 10-15 a pop. Shit gets expensive fast.
Hilarious
...
avocado toast in city
>~10$
coffee
>~2-5$
this every day for a year
>~5475
5475$ in 14% annual index fund for 10 years with 5475$ yearly contribution
>140,990$
this but with all that stupid shit people buy//eat
>much more
>Literally never have purchased an avocado
Still houseless tho
>How do I fix this?
That was days ago. It's to late now. By the look of your post it seems like you have already become a massive faggot. Sorry user.
>avacado on toast
What is this some rich people shit?
Dude, you'll never become a millionaire now, better kys
solution: make your own toast at home. that's what I do. it doesn't cost me hardly anything.
solution: don't live in a city
you can put all kinds of shit on toast. it's just a piece of bread. avocados taste good.
this isn't rocket surgery. it's basic food.
Its because these idiots eat out for every single meal,
they are cheap they will still spend $30 a day eating out thats. 11 grand a year in reality a $6 cup of coffee and $15 slice of toast combined with $20 or so for lunch and thr same for dinner these fuckers are spending 22 grand year on food,
when if they made their own they would spend a quarter of that or less.
15 dollars at Chipotle\qdoba is a days worth of calories
Where u get 14%?
Getting a coffee thermus and water jug is redpilled tho.
>5475$ in 14% annual index fund for 10 years with 5475$ yearly contribution
>14% annual index fund
>index fund
>be me
>a millennial
>graduate from college in 2010
>the market crashed 2 years ago
>still hasn’t recovered
>already invested in a major that used to have jobs
>continue with major in hopes the market recovers
>it doesn’t
>float around for a few years in debt
>work a handful of part time jobs for low wages
>spend all my money on rent, insurance, student loans, and other necessities.
>one day read an article some millionaire wrote
>reads like I’m being talked down to
>doesn’t address stagnant wages, inflation, limited buying power, or rising cost of living
>blames avocado toast
>can only laugh because if I don’t I’ll cry
what major
HAHAHAHAHAHA 1ST WORLD BTFO, how they would even recover?
let me laugh at you while i put avocado on my breakfast. hahahahahahahaha
breakfast shouldn't cost more than 50c.
>1 cup oats: 20c
>1/2tsp cinnamon, 5c
>a few slices of banana, 10c
Doesn’t really matter at this point. I’ve been out of that market place for close to ten years now.
Do you believe Avocados will make you nonwhite because they grow in South America?
you eat like a malnourished child
spare any oats?
i thought burgers eat a burger for meal
also
>Avocado toast
wtf?
I'm a millenial, saving up for a house, make my own avocado toast at home cause I'm not a faggot and know how to cook
>eating memefood
I'm sorry we'll deep fry that shit for you.
I had steak eggs and 2 screwdrivers for breakfast
be jelly manlets
>making avocado toast is considered cooking in Shartia
I figure it was in reference to the lifestyles of idiot millennials in hipster cities like San Francisco and New York.
It's bad enough that they have to pay the rent they do for the closets they get to live in in to have the jobs they need to pay that rent, but then they go and spend whatever's left on frippery like $20 dollar breakfast.
This. All I wanted to do was work at my local water/wastewater plant but apparently school doesn't mean anyone and you just have to know someone who works there.
Now I have a useless meme diploma(at least its not a degree) and no prospects for jobs besides minimum wage garbage that I can never afford even 1 slice of avocado toast let alone a house
>$20 dollar breakfast
...and remember $20 dollars is like $400.
where's the left , wasting her time playing gestapo against invisible enemies.
Uhh yeah you fucking retard it's served with eggs most places. Wouldn't expect a German to know anything useful tho so I'll give you a pass
Belgians aren't funny.
imagine the outrage instead of milenial he says blacks,the left have to wake up and fight for a unifing causes ,stop being the pet of the rich and have a little dignity
>be millenials
>just spent 20 bucks on some really nice pewter figurines my mom got me for Xmas
>sperg out about wasting money while keeping 12k of my earnings in a checking account like a retard.
Oh Becky!
doesnt matter means a useless meme degree
move somewhere else... worst case scenario get a cdl make 60-70k
even union bricklayers make 60k a year
whats your excuse now???
dude I've been to germany many times over the past twenty years and if there's one thing I've learned it's that germans have absolutely no right to talk shit about other people's food. what you "cook" there is so vile it can't be described. the fact that you think that shit you eat is "cooking" isn't just an indictment on you personally but your race as a whole. fix your shit before you judge other people.
Hi me too, you're not alone.
Cantaloupe is good too, when on special. One melon = 1.50 lasts two breakfast.