Do you want to be Kazuma?

Do you want to be Kazuma?

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No I want to be this guy.

>manlet

Yes. I just want that Megumin.

I want to marry Wiz

I want to fug Megumeme

>Sup Forums self-inserts as a asshole NEET manlet
Why am I not surprised?

yes.

Axel Town is pretty comfy.

No Australia seems terrible

You can become a character but you can't be Kazuma. Which girl do you become?

I want to abuse Aqua and make Darkness watch.

>I just want that Megumin.
Oh heck yeah boy!

I just want this cheat item.

Megumin's кот.

Dust.

Imagine being Kazuma and sleeping with Aqua in that stable. As she drifts into sleep, you start gently stroking her blue hair. She somehow smells a bit like chloride but it's still very feminine and enjoyable. Already feeling stiffness in your pants, you softly kiss her on the cheek and start caressing her breasts through her shirt. At this moment she wakes up and what's next?

May as well keep going, she'll learn to like it. Maybe.

realize I'm in some retard's fantasy and completely out of character

Start singing the SpongeBob Squarepants Opening song. Watch her dagger-eyes the next morning.

you seem to be a great guy to hang out with

thanks user I really appreciate that

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Vanir

Aqua since she has the worst personality. Then I'd make sweet yuri love with Megumin.

Wow.. these are som good megamans bro

I chose Dust, but dammit.
>I'd make sweet yuri love with Megumin
I hadn't thought of that.

not thinking of megumin first
disghusting

Iris so she technically won't exist with her shitty personality

Yes.

Chomusuke

Some random background character that never gets any screentime.

OOOH!

Darkness.

Blue = Christian
Come on man

>dies
>shits himself on his deathbed
>even parents laugh at him
no

I want to become Eris-sama.

>has a harem of 10/10 girls
>is a decent fighter and a good leader
>can probably humiliate you in public

Only if I could join a better group.

I want to become Cecily. That'd make one less scumbag in fantasy Australia, and I could do the scissors with Megumin and Aqua.

No, I'd be myself and ask for a fully-crewed and loaded White Base.
I then bomb the crap out of the devil king and his stupid barrier and get back to my goddamn burger-eating regular life.

anyone that didn't say artisan weaver-san is unequivocally wrong

Yes. I want to romance the crazy explosion girl.
>bringing the entire white base
>not just a red zaku

It's been posted a couple times before.

Why are Megufags so depraved? Why do they lewd their waifu so much?

>average waifufag
>"She is so pure! I want to pat her head and tell her she is cute!"

>average Megufag
>"She's such a slutty little sex kitten! I want to rail her tiny body against a wall while her feet can't touch the ground and cum on her eyepatch!"

Best goddess Eris.

But we also want to pat her head and tell her explosions are nice.

Only if i get to hang out with Chomesuke.

dont get it either how can annyone want to do anything but cuddle with Megumin is beyond me

yes

I'm not taking any chances.
>recruit some newtypish scrubs from the populace
>throw them in the simulator for a month
>deploy the entire RX line-up as a death squad

I'd probably pilot the Gundam myself after dumping all my points into perception and use device/operate vehicle

This guy gets it.

>newtypish scrubs
You won't find any. Konosuba has no special snowflakes in the general populace, the only special ones are the cheaters from Japan. You're better off bringing some OP MS like the Turn A and learning to pilot it yourself.

>Why are Megufags so depraved?
The only thing.

This is quite possibly the best art of Darkness in existence.

That Konosuba game has viruses fyi get rid of it whenever you can.

I want to wear it.

>has a harem of 10/10 girls
Does he? Who are they?

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>manlet
>tiny dick
>dating a loli
>surrounded by retards

No thanks.

...

Those are the 3 stooges, who are these 10/10?

This.

>that doujin where he self-inserts as Kazuma fucking Megumin
Fun stuff.

Haha no I'd be Kirito and warp the world around my own power fantasy.

Do I get to marry Aqua?

You'd have to seduce her first. She's not inherently in love with Kazuma unlike the other two.

They're hardly a Harem.

Your affection levels start with:

Darkness: 25
Megumin: 15
Aqua: -5 (because you dragged her from heaven)
So you have to work a little harder to win her.

dust pls

Dust did nothing wrong and deserves to be happy.

Fair enough, in that case I'd just load the hangar with 6 of my favorite MSes and take my time learning to pilot them all.
Aqua seems dumb enough to let me get away with that, just write it all down with their full model numbers and specs and bury her with numbers.

I'd literally do the exact same thing

Hopefully there is a followup doujin where he makes his dreams a reality

How many affection points do I get for giving her a shiny rock? Expensive booze?

Lying on the internet will get you everywhere.

You would have to convince her that being with you is a lot more enjoyable than returning back to her job as a goddess.

Would you have Yunyun call you Daddy?

Give her enough dick and she will.

I would give hugs and headpats to Yunyun daily and make her feel special.

how much do i get paid for babysitting?

ur a good guy

Can I call her Bobby?

for you

You get 2 for a shiny rock. 3 for expensive booze.

>literally a black belt in blowjobs

They are just being honest with themselves. Does this look pure to you?

Very pure.
The name 'Crimson Demon' is very pure too.

M-MUH DICK

SAUSE

i would gladly protect and romance megumin, and you know, hang out with the others.

shit into this motherfuckin hat

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Why are konosuba fags such insufferable weebs? This fanbase is worse than K-ON back in the day and that's saying a lot.

Go outside.

I think rocks is more valuable then booze

b-but dude, i just want to love her.

>Go outside.
Why should I? I'm ok with been weeb.

Some other board adopted Megumin, I don't remember which one.

[s4s] was getting flooded with 30+ Megu threads day for a bit, though that seems to have stopped

>weeb as an insult on Sup Forums

I already have a career, fuck off

Wiz

A darker Diefenbaker?

An Alderp edit with Darkness would be funny

>career
Sorry bro but your job at subway can not be considered as a career