You might be a soyboy if any of the following apply

You might be a soyboy if any of the following apply

>have a beard
>make faces like pic related in pictures
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
>feminist
>liberal
>vegetarian/vegan
>prefers cats over dogs
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
>dates outside of his race
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
>doesn't go to the gym
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
>has hipster tastes in media
>plays videogames

Anything I missed?

>puts shit in his coffee
I'm not waiting 3 fucking hours for my morning coffee to cool down.

OP is Beardlet

>have a beard
Yes, kys stubblet
>make faces like pic related in pictures
No
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
No
>feminist
No
>liberal
No
>vegetarian/vegan
No
>prefers cats over dogs
No
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
No
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
No
>dates outside of his race
No
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
No
>doesn't go to the gym
No
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
No
>has hipster tastes in media
No
>plays videogames
Yes, kys gramps

The fuck, do you put ice? Fucking Canadians, your entire country is composed of soy

and you're a brainlet

So close but so far, soyboy

Nope, I think this is probably the most comprehensive list for soyboys. Well done.

How fucking hot is your coffee?

Gym is full of gymcel manlet copers.

>have a beard
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
>dates outside of his race
>plays videogames

How soyboi am I?

I’m no soyboy. You’re just an old fag who can’t grow a beard.

History and economics are valid degrees. You can have a beard without being a faggot. Other than that i agree.

Fresh out of the pot since we aren't retarded enough to poor it on ourselves.

Pussy soyboy

Stage 3, almost terminal

and you're a soyboy who's mad because of facing facts

>have a beard
Plenty of badasses wore beards, OP.

Nah i put some cream or milk. If I'm shitposting ill have a black coffee but usually not in the morning.

At least gramps can troll.

Gym = cope

>doesn't have a clear preference with cats v dogs
>uses drugs (alcohol, occasionally weed, occasionally LSD)

Am I like a 1.5 on the soygoy scale? I also usually have a beard due to a pudgy face.

>dat fat roastie thinking she has the chance to fuck both of them

>have a beard
this is stupid. pic related doesn't look like a soyboy to me.
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
drinking a good whiskey while smoking a cigar makes you a soyboy? grow up OP
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
i like it with a little bit milk and sugar
>plays videogames
i do this occasional. chess for example is a great game.

i agree with everything else

History is becoming a cuck degree but economics is OK.

Beards have been ruined by soyboys though, they're not "cool" anymore. Shave you hippie

read above

>Canadian
Need I say more

I'm 20

I bet even the manlet is more of a man than you soyboy

>is fat

forgot that one
If you're fat you're AUTOMATICALLY a soyboy

>have a beard
y
>make faces like pic related in pictures
n
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
y
>feminist
n
>liberal
n
>vegetarian/vegan
n
>prefers cats over dogs
i want to say that one is fucking stupid, but yes, nu males do tend to have issues with dogs. dogs just perceive them as bitches. look at the dog whisperer; all the male owners are fucking weak betas
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
OP confirmed for kissless autist on this one
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
n
>dates outside of his race
jesus christ
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
um
>doesn't go to the gym
n
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
lol
n
>has hipster tastes in media
unsure
>plays videogames
y

>Beard
>Vegan

That's it. I'm the furthest thing from a soyboy

>Vegan
>Vidya games
>Stem
>Cardio
>Bisexual mtf trap

Do traps even count as soyboys?

>have/pursuing a non STEM degree

At my college the STEM majors were Asians, Indians, or nu male white nerds. Only on Sup Forums does anyone push the idea that STEM is somehow alpha. This is probably because you nerds don’t know how Beta everyone else thinks you are kek

>have a beard
Yes, cause I can grow one.
>make faces like pic related in pictures
No
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
MSc Engineering + MBA
>feminist
Fuck no
>liberal
No
>vegetarian/vegan
No
>prefers cats over dogs
No, yes, whatever, I don't care for pets.
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
No tobacco, alcohol and MJ
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
No
>dates outside of his race
White girls only
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
No
>doesn't go to the gym
Home-gym
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
My place has free yoga classes. Being the only fit, bearded guy in the room feels comfy
>has hipster tastes in media
Don't care for movies, shows
>plays videogames
Only chess

I'm good on everything but the video games. Why you hating on my vidya?

>>prefers cats over dogs
Fuck you cats are awesome.
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
Fuck you black coffee is disgusting.
>plays videogames
Fuck you it's a hobby like any other

While he doesn't look like a soyboy, his face is Soy'd up by that shit

If he shaved I guarantee he'd look manlier

also yes, taking ANY substance makes you a weak beta male

Critical soy over here, someone get some redpills stat!

>vegan
>literally eats soy
>not a soyboy

>being a degenerate trap
Kill yourself scum

>t. student from a shit university

People who study stem fields are the soyboys and betamales who will later work at progressive hipster companies such as facebook, google or amazon. They are bugmen and antisocial.

"Soyboy" is the dumbest, least funny meme this board has tried to force in all of 2017, and it comes from reddit invaders rather than being OC. Prove me wrong.

>have a beard
Soy boy detected. I guess you can grow only tiddies and no facial hair.

OP, i apologize for calling you out for being a kissless virgin, but you clearly are

>>have a beard
No
>>make faces like pic related in pictures
Nope
>>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Nada
>>feminist
Back to the kitchen
>>liberal
Back to the chambers schlomo
>>vegetarian/vegan
Kinda
>>prefers cats over dogs
Nein
>>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
I do like to smoke
>>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
Brandy
>>dates outside of his race
Kinda have to cause I'm actually 56%
>>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
As long as the dick is feminine...
>>doesn't go to the gym
>Paying the corporate jew.
Fucking normie.
>>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
See above.
>>has hipster tastes in media
Does Murdoch Murdoch count as hipster?
>>plays videogames
Miss me with that gay shit.

>shit university

Top 20, actually. So which are you - Asian, indian, or nerdy white guy? Do you tell sluts at bars about your systems degree? KYS my man

>uses drugs
>doesn't have coffee right
>coffee isn't a drug

Thread is instantly negated, saged.

This.

The negro on the left knows he can do better than that ugly whore.

>taking ANY substance makes you a weak beta male
Fuck you i need caffeine to live

>American """"coffee""""
>has to pick up things and put them back down repeatedly otherwise he feels inferior
>has to run away from entertainment because he's scared he won't look like the macho he keeps pretending to be

Ooohhh shit I have a beard, use alcohol and tobacco and I don't go to the gym (lift at home). Am I a soyboy???????????? Should I just kill myself???????

You might be a faggot if any of the following apply
>are the OP

>t. Literal spaghetti arms

>have a beard
No, I actually shave because I look like a Turk-Jew
>make faces like pic related in pictures
Not even ew
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
I dunnot associate with NNdegrees, at least not yet.
>feminist
GET OUT
>liberal
What is a liberal? Someone could say anyone on the left side is liberal. I personally am centrist liberal (leaning towards authoritarian now)
>vegetarian/vegan
No that's too much.
>prefers cats over dogs
I actually do.
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
NONE HA. No drink no smoke NO NUFFIN'. I am 18 and consider it too young to use alcohol and too much of a risk to smoke.
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
I don't drink too much coffee, Once a month and not even. That happens most when I leave home (not too much)
>dates outside of his race
I don't a relationship. I'll just wait a bit more to find someone to get laid with if I ever feel like it. For now I just have to stick to my hands.
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
Fag. sorry Sup Forums
>doesn't go to the gym
again. sorry Sup Forums
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
I don't go.
>has hipster tastes in media
??? like starbacks and stuff like that? mainstream normie shit??? Then No.
>plays videogames
No.

I am also a bit of a brainlet. see pic related if that helps.

Alcohol? You're an idiot

DIDF pls go, cats are the patrician animal.

>alcohol and tobacco count b-but not my coffee
Half measures pussy

>have/pursuing a non STEM degree

Stopped reading there. STEM is nothing but soyboys. KYS

>DIDF
Kek

>have a beard
i look good and stay warmer, oh no!
>prefer cats
dogs are brain-dead democrat moochers, cats are libertarian individualists
>puts shit in his coffee
MCT oil, you should try it you weak tired faggot
>uses drugs
there is nothing wrong with smoking a joint and having a few drinks after work with friends if you're single and without children
>dates outside of his race
i think you mean "breeds"
>doesn't go to the gym
build a home gym for the cost of 1 year gym membership, retard
>plays video games
what should for a little Otium after a 12+ hour day at my stem job? jerk off?

>anything i missed?
Chronic masturbation, wonder why you left that out...

Some of these are good, but then OP threw in random things like alcohol use. Probably just angry at his stepdad and getting back at him with this telling little shopping list of traits.

>doesnt drink his coffee while it's scalding hot
pussy

>Vegan
Yeah I hated when the soyboy phrase started to become a thing, knowing I'd get lumped in with those faggots, but you'd never know it unless I said it.

>walk through liberal arts College
>walk through engineering College
>these are the same
Lolok

You have autism

>have a beard
>has hipster tastes in media
>plays videogames

gluglguglguglug

>build a home gym for the cost of 1 year gym membership, retard
No you fucking didnt

change “has beard” to “has partial beard” or “has patchy beard”

I only put shit in my coffee and play vidya. If you consider Sup Forums and youtube being a soyboy media then I guess I have 3 soyboy flaws

I’m in the process of de-soyification after years of liberal brainwashing. Wish me luck, cunts.

>have a beard
you must be fucked up

lovecraft oh damn i totally want to adopt his mental frame that would make me very happy thx

>Implying that having a beard makes you a soyboy
I think Jesus Christ, the Apostles, the early Christians, the crusaders, etc. would have to disagree with you on that.

>tfw no beard
>tfw doesn't make faces
>tfw no degree, but have 10 years IT experience
>libertarian
>carnivorious
>prefer both cats and dogs
>don't smoke, drink whiskey
>drink black coffee
>dates only white women
>straight
>Don't gym
>Work out by doing manual labor
>listen to obscure shit, but don't feel better than everyone for it
>play old school vidya

I am skinny as fuck, and weak due to premature birth, but I'm not a fucking soyboy.

>t. fatty mutt

Why don’t you just do body weight lifts? It’s a good way to start out

Also how is business degree soyboy? Beard doesn't make sense either. Only if it's one of those gay ass hipster beards

If you can't handle a real degree and have to study LIBERAL arts, you're a fucking soyboy

t. soyboy

>>have a beard
Yes
>>make faces like pic related in pictures
No
>>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Yes, political scientist
>>feminist
No
>>liberal
Yes, classic European Liberalism
>>vegetarian/vegan
Hitler was a vegetarian
>>prefers cats over dogs
>>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
Yes
>>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
Is milk considered shit?
>>dates outside of his race
Is it okay if she is honary white, aka Japanese?
>>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
>>doesn't go to the gym
The gym is a Jewish scam
>>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
>>has hipster tastes in media
>>plays videogames
Nothing wrong with vidya

I didn't say buy all brand new shit. So yes, I did.

post nonsoyboy body

Also you can’t train a cat, and cats require minimal effort to take care of. You don’t have to play with them or anything. That’s leaves more time for vidya, which is why they’re the soyboys best goy

Vikings

>have/pursuing a non STEM degree

Have you even been to universities? At least in here those studies are pretty much full of stereotypical soy boys, alphas study economics and law which both are mostly invaded by women though.

post homegym

Imagine being this insecure

According to these standards everyone is a soyboy, but op conveniently doesn't do or have any of these listed things that he deems may make you soyboy.

>have a beard
have beard
>make faces like pic related in pictures
I don't take pictures, the state can use them to track me
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Working on my compsci degree
>feminist
no
>liberal
libertarian
>vegetarian/vegan
I like meat
>prefers cats over dogs
dogs are loyal as fuck who would like a cat
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
use drugs recreationally, no addictive ones besides alcohol though
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
I don't drink coffe, I have coffeine powder, coffee is for pussies
>dates outside of his race
only date white
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
hetero
>doesn't go to the gym
hit the gym 3 times a week minimum
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
fuck yoga
>has hipster tastes in media
what even is hipster media?
>plays videogames
games are life

By your standards I am a soyboy. which would be in stark contrast to my test-e injections.

go fuck yourself

Yeah OP is a beardlet.
>Shaves face to literally look like a boy
>calls others boys

wait wait wait
people pay $300/yr for gym memberships!? BAHAHAHAHAHAH jk buy all brand new shit

Lel whatever you say, string bean

I'm at work fritz

Haha soyboy! Yo ebic broscience my fellow Sup Forumstard xDDDDD hahaha I have spent enough time watching shitty movies and browsing Sup Forums to think in stereotypes only xPPP

Trying to figure out what's wrong with having a beard. Just because you see soyfags online with them doesn't make them bad. Maybe you should narrow term down a bit. I doubt you would call a mountain man a soyboy

>start out
I go to the gym a lot. I'm just saying that you aren't building a home gym for 360 bucks. Fitness equipment is very expensive.

>he doesn't think all beards are soycore

t. Kissless Virgin

Alpha career paths:
>medicine
>law
>entrepreneurship

You’ll make a good beta provider for some post-wall whore with that engineering degree lol

Post it faggot

>have a beard
only stubble sometimes
>make faces like pic related in pictures
ironically, if that counts
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
work as welder
>feminist
always hated women
>liberal
always hated liberals
>vegetarian/vegan
was forced into vegetarianism by crazy mother until I could get my own food. Might explain the hatred of women.
>prefers cats over dogs
does not care. dogs have more utility, i guess id prefer a dog if i gave a shit about animals in the first place
>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
amphetamine sometimes
>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
you know, whatever's served. caffeine is nice
>dates outside of his race
no. always thought other races are gross
>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
kinks, yes. only with women
>doesn't go to the gym
goes to gym
>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
goes to gym and does not do cardio because i do not want to waste calories
>has hipster tastes in media
what is media
>plays videogames
occasionally. used to as a severely depressed teen


RATE MY SOYNESS :DDDDDDDD

Bitch ive had a beard since the early 2000's. Ill be dammed if I'm going to shave it off because a bunch of faggots decided its the style of the month.

>Just because you CAN grow a beard, doesn't mean you SHOULD grow a beard.

The soyboy doesn't understand this

>cant train a cat
yes, you can
>dont have to play with them
>minimal effort
yeah, if you want a hellcat that destroys shit and hates you

>300/yr
That's pretty cheap. Some gyms here are 1000+

>soyboy has become completely meaningless like just like "cuck"

I fucking hate Sup Forums, they ruin every good insult

If you think a geard makes you a soyboy you're a fucking faggot piece of shit.

Also if you think Alcohol and Tobacco make you a soy boy youre a weak little panzy faggot.

Plenty of real men have beards, drink, and smoke cigars you little homo fucking faggot. Go look at nearly any military veteran. Go look up "themanspot" on instagram you sally ass limp dick

fucking faggot

>Critical soy over here, someone get some redpills stat!
>someone get some redpills stat!
Someone actually types this sentence out. Jesus Christ this kid is autistic

>You might be a soyboy if any of the following apply
>have a beard
You might be a faggot. Seriously off yourself.

How is not eating processed rotting dead flesh makes you soyboy? Same with yoga that brings flexibility and body control, not even mentioning mental benefits. Shitthread.

>have a beard

What if I have a beard, am balding wear black frame glasses but like rats, play obscure japanese VNs and drink fine Scotch whiskey exclusively? Also put tabasco in my coffee.

>>have a beard
Not at the moment
>>make faces like pic related in pictures
I don't take picture of myself at all
>>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Don't know what is a STEM and how american universities work but i'm studying computer science
>>feminist
No
>>liberal
Hell No
>>vegetarian/vegan
I would rather starve(unironically)
>>prefers cats over dogs
I'm allergic to cat's hair but i don't like having to take care of pets at all
>>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count)
Drinking 1 or 2 wine glasses at day can only benefit your health, only niggers can't handle alcohol
Also soyboys are not alcohol addicted, just dude weed lmao
>>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black)
I don't drink coffee at all, imho who drink coffee is most likely to be a soyboy
>>dates outside of his race
I don't date at all
>>any other sexual preference besides Hetero
None
>>doesn't go to the gym
I go to the gym actually
>>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga
I don't do this shit
>>has hipster tastes in media
what do you mean with hipster taste? Commercial? Usually i like some of the capeshits or commercial/mainstream movies/TV series
>>plays videogames
Fuck off boomer