You might be a soyboy if any of the following apply
>have a beard >make faces like pic related in pictures >have/pursuing a non STEM degree >feminist >liberal >vegetarian/vegan >prefers cats over dogs >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) >dates outside of his race >any other sexual preference besides Hetero >doesn't go to the gym >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga >has hipster tastes in media >plays videogames
Anything I missed?
Jordan Long
>puts shit in his coffee I'm not waiting 3 fucking hours for my morning coffee to cool down.
Brody Gomez
OP is Beardlet
Hudson Diaz
>have a beard Yes, kys stubblet >make faces like pic related in pictures No >have/pursuing a non STEM degree No >feminist No >liberal No >vegetarian/vegan No >prefers cats over dogs No >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) No >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) No >dates outside of his race No >any other sexual preference besides Hetero No >doesn't go to the gym No >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga No >has hipster tastes in media No >plays videogames Yes, kys gramps
Matthew Phillips
The fuck, do you put ice? Fucking Canadians, your entire country is composed of soy
and you're a brainlet
So close but so far, soyboy
Brandon Edwards
Nope, I think this is probably the most comprehensive list for soyboys. Well done.
How fucking hot is your coffee?
Cameron Sanchez
Gym is full of gymcel manlet copers.
Michael Garcia
>have a beard >have/pursuing a non STEM degree >dates outside of his race >plays videogames
How soyboi am I?
Cameron Torres
I’m no soyboy. You’re just an old fag who can’t grow a beard.
Joshua Hughes
History and economics are valid degrees. You can have a beard without being a faggot. Other than that i agree.
Jackson Hernandez
Fresh out of the pot since we aren't retarded enough to poor it on ourselves.
Landon Nguyen
Pussy soyboy
Stage 3, almost terminal
and you're a soyboy who's mad because of facing facts
Brayden Davis
>have a beard Plenty of badasses wore beards, OP.
Liam Cruz
Nah i put some cream or milk. If I'm shitposting ill have a black coffee but usually not in the morning.
Henry Bennett
At least gramps can troll.
Luke Gutierrez
Gym = cope
Thomas Allen
>doesn't have a clear preference with cats v dogs >uses drugs (alcohol, occasionally weed, occasionally LSD)
Am I like a 1.5 on the soygoy scale? I also usually have a beard due to a pudgy face.
Eli Allen
>dat fat roastie thinking she has the chance to fuck both of them
Juan Young
>have a beard this is stupid. pic related doesn't look like a soyboy to me. >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) drinking a good whiskey while smoking a cigar makes you a soyboy? grow up OP >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) i like it with a little bit milk and sugar >plays videogames i do this occasional. chess for example is a great game.
i agree with everything else
Cooper Jones
History is becoming a cuck degree but economics is OK.
Beards have been ruined by soyboys though, they're not "cool" anymore. Shave you hippie
read above
>Canadian Need I say more
I'm 20
I bet even the manlet is more of a man than you soyboy
>is fat
forgot that one If you're fat you're AUTOMATICALLY a soyboy
Owen Flores
>have a beard y >make faces like pic related in pictures n >have/pursuing a non STEM degree y >feminist n >liberal n >vegetarian/vegan n >prefers cats over dogs i want to say that one is fucking stupid, but yes, nu males do tend to have issues with dogs. dogs just perceive them as bitches. look at the dog whisperer; all the male owners are fucking weak betas >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) OP confirmed for kissless autist on this one >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) n >dates outside of his race jesus christ >any other sexual preference besides Hetero um >doesn't go to the gym n >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga lol n >has hipster tastes in media unsure >plays videogames y
Hunter Hall
>Beard >Vegan
That's it. I'm the furthest thing from a soyboy
Kevin Phillips
>Vegan >Vidya games >Stem >Cardio >Bisexual mtf trap
Do traps even count as soyboys?
Joseph Garcia
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
At my college the STEM majors were Asians, Indians, or nu male white nerds. Only on Sup Forums does anyone push the idea that STEM is somehow alpha. This is probably because you nerds don’t know how Beta everyone else thinks you are kek
Chase Flores
>have a beard Yes, cause I can grow one. >make faces like pic related in pictures No >have/pursuing a non STEM degree MSc Engineering + MBA >feminist Fuck no >liberal No >vegetarian/vegan No >prefers cats over dogs No, yes, whatever, I don't care for pets. >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) No tobacco, alcohol and MJ >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) No >dates outside of his race White girls only >any other sexual preference besides Hetero No >doesn't go to the gym Home-gym >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga My place has free yoga classes. Being the only fit, bearded guy in the room feels comfy >has hipster tastes in media Don't care for movies, shows >plays videogames Only chess
Ryan Adams
I'm good on everything but the video games. Why you hating on my vidya?
Gavin Butler
>>prefers cats over dogs Fuck you cats are awesome. >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) Fuck you black coffee is disgusting. >plays videogames Fuck you it's a hobby like any other
Joseph Green
While he doesn't look like a soyboy, his face is Soy'd up by that shit
If he shaved I guarantee he'd look manlier
also yes, taking ANY substance makes you a weak beta male
Critical soy over here, someone get some redpills stat!
>vegan >literally eats soy >not a soyboy
>being a degenerate trap Kill yourself scum
>t. student from a shit university
Henry Torres
People who study stem fields are the soyboys and betamales who will later work at progressive hipster companies such as facebook, google or amazon. They are bugmen and antisocial.
Liam Barnes
"Soyboy" is the dumbest, least funny meme this board has tried to force in all of 2017, and it comes from reddit invaders rather than being OC. Prove me wrong.
Carson Campbell
>have a beard Soy boy detected. I guess you can grow only tiddies and no facial hair.
Charles Rivera
OP, i apologize for calling you out for being a kissless virgin, but you clearly are
Andrew Baker
>>have a beard No >>make faces like pic related in pictures Nope >>have/pursuing a non STEM degree Nada >>feminist Back to the kitchen >>liberal Back to the chambers schlomo >>vegetarian/vegan Kinda >>prefers cats over dogs Nein >>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) I do like to smoke >>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) Brandy >>dates outside of his race Kinda have to cause I'm actually 56% >>any other sexual preference besides Hetero As long as the dick is feminine... >>doesn't go to the gym >Paying the corporate jew. Fucking normie. >>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga See above. >>has hipster tastes in media Does Murdoch Murdoch count as hipster? >>plays videogames Miss me with that gay shit.
Austin Jackson
>shit university
Top 20, actually. So which are you - Asian, indian, or nerdy white guy? Do you tell sluts at bars about your systems degree? KYS my man
Leo Garcia
>uses drugs >doesn't have coffee right >coffee isn't a drug
Thread is instantly negated, saged.
Jackson Ward
This.
The negro on the left knows he can do better than that ugly whore.
Christian Gonzalez
>taking ANY substance makes you a weak beta male Fuck you i need caffeine to live
Ethan Garcia
>American """"coffee"""" >has to pick up things and put them back down repeatedly otherwise he feels inferior >has to run away from entertainment because he's scared he won't look like the macho he keeps pretending to be
Isaac Hughes
Ooohhh shit I have a beard, use alcohol and tobacco and I don't go to the gym (lift at home). Am I a soyboy???????????? Should I just kill myself???????
Jaxson Scott
You might be a faggot if any of the following apply >are the OP
Michael Nelson
>t. Literal spaghetti arms
Bentley Howard
>have a beard No, I actually shave because I look like a Turk-Jew >make faces like pic related in pictures Not even ew >have/pursuing a non STEM degree I dunnot associate with NNdegrees, at least not yet. >feminist GET OUT >liberal What is a liberal? Someone could say anyone on the left side is liberal. I personally am centrist liberal (leaning towards authoritarian now) >vegetarian/vegan No that's too much. >prefers cats over dogs I actually do. >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) NONE HA. No drink no smoke NO NUFFIN'. I am 18 and consider it too young to use alcohol and too much of a risk to smoke. >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) I don't drink too much coffee, Once a month and not even. That happens most when I leave home (not too much) >dates outside of his race I don't a relationship. I'll just wait a bit more to find someone to get laid with if I ever feel like it. For now I just have to stick to my hands. >any other sexual preference besides Hetero Fag. sorry Sup Forums >doesn't go to the gym again. sorry Sup Forums >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga I don't go. >has hipster tastes in media ??? like starbacks and stuff like that? mainstream normie shit??? Then No. >plays videogames No.
I am also a bit of a brainlet. see pic related if that helps.
Brayden Flores
Alcohol? You're an idiot
Zachary Harris
DIDF pls go, cats are the patrician animal.
Lincoln Miller
>alcohol and tobacco count b-but not my coffee Half measures pussy
Jordan Davis
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Stopped reading there. STEM is nothing but soyboys. KYS
Julian Wood
>DIDF Kek
Aiden Turner
>have a beard i look good and stay warmer, oh no! >prefer cats dogs are brain-dead democrat moochers, cats are libertarian individualists >puts shit in his coffee MCT oil, you should try it you weak tired faggot >uses drugs there is nothing wrong with smoking a joint and having a few drinks after work with friends if you're single and without children >dates outside of his race i think you mean "breeds" >doesn't go to the gym build a home gym for the cost of 1 year gym membership, retard >plays video games what should for a little Otium after a 12+ hour day at my stem job? jerk off?
>anything i missed? Chronic masturbation, wonder why you left that out...
Nathaniel Bell
Some of these are good, but then OP threw in random things like alcohol use. Probably just angry at his stepdad and getting back at him with this telling little shopping list of traits.
Nathaniel Howard
>doesnt drink his coffee while it's scalding hot pussy
Jacob Gonzalez
>Vegan Yeah I hated when the soyboy phrase started to become a thing, knowing I'd get lumped in with those faggots, but you'd never know it unless I said it.
Hunter Morris
>walk through liberal arts College >walk through engineering College >these are the same Lolok
Anthony Howard
You have autism
Jordan Bell
>have a beard >has hipster tastes in media >plays videogames
gluglguglguglug
Jeremiah Moore
>build a home gym for the cost of 1 year gym membership, retard No you fucking didnt
Isaac Rivera
change “has beard” to “has partial beard” or “has patchy beard”
Kayden Ward
I only put shit in my coffee and play vidya. If you consider Sup Forums and youtube being a soyboy media then I guess I have 3 soyboy flaws
Cameron Turner
I’m in the process of de-soyification after years of liberal brainwashing. Wish me luck, cunts.
Jose Stewart
>have a beard you must be fucked up
Jordan Jenkins
lovecraft oh damn i totally want to adopt his mental frame that would make me very happy thx
Aiden Perez
>Implying that having a beard makes you a soyboy I think Jesus Christ, the Apostles, the early Christians, the crusaders, etc. would have to disagree with you on that.
Brandon Hernandez
>tfw no beard >tfw doesn't make faces >tfw no degree, but have 10 years IT experience >libertarian >carnivorious >prefer both cats and dogs >don't smoke, drink whiskey >drink black coffee >dates only white women >straight >Don't gym >Work out by doing manual labor >listen to obscure shit, but don't feel better than everyone for it >play old school vidya
I am skinny as fuck, and weak due to premature birth, but I'm not a fucking soyboy.
Bentley Cruz
>t. fatty mutt
Thomas Thomas
Why don’t you just do body weight lifts? It’s a good way to start out
James Sullivan
Also how is business degree soyboy? Beard doesn't make sense either. Only if it's one of those gay ass hipster beards
Dylan Anderson
If you can't handle a real degree and have to study LIBERAL arts, you're a fucking soyboy
Adrian James
t. soyboy
Nolan Russell
>>have a beard Yes >>make faces like pic related in pictures No >>have/pursuing a non STEM degree Yes, political scientist >>feminist No >>liberal Yes, classic European Liberalism >>vegetarian/vegan Hitler was a vegetarian >>prefers cats over dogs >>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) Yes >>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) Is milk considered shit? >>dates outside of his race Is it okay if she is honary white, aka Japanese? >>any other sexual preference besides Hetero >>doesn't go to the gym The gym is a Jewish scam >>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga >>has hipster tastes in media >>plays videogames Nothing wrong with vidya
Jaxson Scott
I didn't say buy all brand new shit. So yes, I did.
Leo Jenkins
post nonsoyboy body
Xavier Murphy
Also you can’t train a cat, and cats require minimal effort to take care of. You don’t have to play with them or anything. That’s leaves more time for vidya, which is why they’re the soyboys best goy
Samuel Hall
Vikings
Benjamin Wilson
>have/pursuing a non STEM degree
Have you even been to universities? At least in here those studies are pretty much full of stereotypical soy boys, alphas study economics and law which both are mostly invaded by women though.
Luke Williams
post homegym
Jack Turner
Imagine being this insecure
Christopher James
According to these standards everyone is a soyboy, but op conveniently doesn't do or have any of these listed things that he deems may make you soyboy.
Isaac Rogers
>have a beard have beard >make faces like pic related in pictures I don't take pictures, the state can use them to track me >have/pursuing a non STEM degree Working on my compsci degree >feminist no >liberal libertarian >vegetarian/vegan I like meat >prefers cats over dogs dogs are loyal as fuck who would like a cat >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) use drugs recreationally, no addictive ones besides alcohol though >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) I don't drink coffe, I have coffeine powder, coffee is for pussies >dates outside of his race only date white >any other sexual preference besides Hetero hetero >doesn't go to the gym hit the gym 3 times a week minimum >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga fuck yoga >has hipster tastes in media what even is hipster media? >plays videogames games are life
By your standards I am a soyboy. which would be in stark contrast to my test-e injections.
go fuck yourself
Nathan Collins
Yeah OP is a beardlet. >Shaves face to literally look like a boy >calls others boys
Aiden Russell
wait wait wait people pay $300/yr for gym memberships!? BAHAHAHAHAHAH jk buy all brand new shit
Isaiah Cruz
Lel whatever you say, string bean
Aiden Kelly
I'm at work fritz
Dylan Gomez
Haha soyboy! Yo ebic broscience my fellow Sup Forumstard xDDDDD hahaha I have spent enough time watching shitty movies and browsing Sup Forums to think in stereotypes only xPPP
Adrian Morgan
Trying to figure out what's wrong with having a beard. Just because you see soyfags online with them doesn't make them bad. Maybe you should narrow term down a bit. I doubt you would call a mountain man a soyboy
Luis Morris
>start out I go to the gym a lot. I'm just saying that you aren't building a home gym for 360 bucks. Fitness equipment is very expensive.
Eli Moore
>he doesn't think all beards are soycore
Joshua Fisher
t. Kissless Virgin
Alpha career paths: >medicine >law >entrepreneurship
You’ll make a good beta provider for some post-wall whore with that engineering degree lol
Thomas Price
Post it faggot
Matthew Torres
>have a beard only stubble sometimes >make faces like pic related in pictures ironically, if that counts >have/pursuing a non STEM degree work as welder >feminist always hated women >liberal always hated liberals >vegetarian/vegan was forced into vegetarianism by crazy mother until I could get my own food. Might explain the hatred of women. >prefers cats over dogs does not care. dogs have more utility, i guess id prefer a dog if i gave a shit about animals in the first place >uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) amphetamine sometimes >puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) you know, whatever's served. caffeine is nice >dates outside of his race no. always thought other races are gross >any other sexual preference besides Hetero kinks, yes. only with women >doesn't go to the gym goes to gym >goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga goes to gym and does not do cardio because i do not want to waste calories >has hipster tastes in media what is media >plays videogames occasionally. used to as a severely depressed teen
RATE MY SOYNESS :DDDDDDDD
Jeremiah Brooks
Bitch ive had a beard since the early 2000's. Ill be dammed if I'm going to shave it off because a bunch of faggots decided its the style of the month.
Parker Davis
>Just because you CAN grow a beard, doesn't mean you SHOULD grow a beard.
The soyboy doesn't understand this
Jace Wood
>cant train a cat yes, you can >dont have to play with them >minimal effort yeah, if you want a hellcat that destroys shit and hates you
Colton Johnson
>300/yr That's pretty cheap. Some gyms here are 1000+
Evan Baker
>soyboy has become completely meaningless like just like "cuck"
I fucking hate Sup Forums, they ruin every good insult
Sebastian Lopez
If you think a geard makes you a soyboy you're a fucking faggot piece of shit.
Also if you think Alcohol and Tobacco make you a soy boy youre a weak little panzy faggot.
Plenty of real men have beards, drink, and smoke cigars you little homo fucking faggot. Go look at nearly any military veteran. Go look up "themanspot" on instagram you sally ass limp dick
fucking faggot
Benjamin Rivera
>Critical soy over here, someone get some redpills stat! >someone get some redpills stat! Someone actually types this sentence out. Jesus Christ this kid is autistic
Henry Johnson
>You might be a soyboy if any of the following apply >have a beard You might be a faggot. Seriously off yourself.
Lucas Adams
How is not eating processed rotting dead flesh makes you soyboy? Same with yoga that brings flexibility and body control, not even mentioning mental benefits. Shitthread.
Jeremiah Brown
>have a beard
Jaxson Long
What if I have a beard, am balding wear black frame glasses but like rats, play obscure japanese VNs and drink fine Scotch whiskey exclusively? Also put tabasco in my coffee.
Dominic Davis
>>have a beard Not at the moment >>make faces like pic related in pictures I don't take picture of myself at all >>have/pursuing a non STEM degree Don't know what is a STEM and how american universities work but i'm studying computer science >>feminist No >>liberal Hell No >>vegetarian/vegan I would rather starve(unironically) >>prefers cats over dogs I'm allergic to cat's hair but i don't like having to take care of pets at all >>uses drugs (alcohol and tobacco count) Drinking 1 or 2 wine glasses at day can only benefit your health, only niggers can't handle alcohol Also soyboys are not alcohol addicted, just dude weed lmao >>puts shit in his coffee (only acceptable way is black) I don't drink coffee at all, imho who drink coffee is most likely to be a soyboy >>dates outside of his race I don't date at all >>any other sexual preference besides Hetero None >>doesn't go to the gym I go to the gym actually >>goes to the gym only to do cardio or some other soy exercise like yoga I don't do this shit >>has hipster tastes in media what do you mean with hipster taste? Commercial? Usually i like some of the capeshits or commercial/mainstream movies/TV series >>plays videogames Fuck off boomer