MC, its a bit stuffy in here

>MC, its a bit stuffy in here
>how about opening some windows?

I don't understand this trope with anime mothers, even my own mom says this. What is it based on?

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If you ever opened a fucking window you would know you fucking basement dwelling retard.

Why so hostile, normalfag-kun?

its a mom way of saying "your body odor stinks and is filling the fucking room, open your window so that shit can air out, you disgusting piece of shit."

Really they are saying your room stinks (because you fap) and the smell has no where to escape if your windows are closed.

Having a breeze of fresh air flowing through your house is a very liberating feeling, OP.

It's impossible to smell semen in the air

this
get it now?

>body odor
I shower at least once or twice a day, the only gross thing I do is fap but I throw my tissues away. There is no way she knows I am fapping

...

>he doesn't know

One fourth of people can't smell it. You might not be able to but your mom probably can.

>I don't understand this trope with anime mothers
>What is it based on?
>even my own mom says this
It's a fucking mystery, ain't it?

Semen literally has this en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Putrescine in it. It's biologically pungent indeed.

There is a smell when you cum but you can get accustomed to your own bad body odor. You can't tell but your room must smell horrible and your mom wants to air it out and not let your room reek.

As somebody who frequently spends entire weekends doing nothing but masturbating until my shots are nothing but dry convulsions, this is false.
This is so false.
This is so incredibly false.

She is saying your room reeks of dried cum you faggot.

But does she know I was fapping? Or does she think its maybe just some dirty laundry

It's pretty impossible to misidentify.

Your all faggots, a real mother would smell it and immediantly give you a blowjob because she was so turney on by the scent she couldnt help herself.

Every single adult in the world knows how horny teenagers can be. She knows alright.

sakuramochi-jp.blogspot.com/2011/12/legal-motherson-incest-prevalent-in.html

>A boy's whole future can depend on the senior high school he gets into. The mothers get into a psychological condition where they're aware that sexual urges can stop their children from studying and feel that they are the best option for countering the craving. Some mothers will do anything to make sure their junior high school sons pass the all determining entrance exams. Studies show that almost 80% of Japanese men report they have had some form of sexual contact with their mothers with most of the sexual contact between mother and son beginning at a very early age. A boys childhood in contemporary Japan, although somewhat more Western than that of other Eastern nations, still includes masturbation by mothers "to put them to sleep." Parents often have intercourse with their children in the same bed with them, and "co-sleeping," with mothers physically embracing the child, routinely continues until the boy is ten or fifteen. One recent Japanese study found sons sleeping with their mothers over 20 percent of the time after age 16. A recent sex survey reported "hot lines" of sexual abuse saying that mother-son incest in almost a third of the calls, the mother saying to her teenage son, "It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you, " or "You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body," or "I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead."

Haha those wacky Japanese

I'm not a teenager though

Hello Alabaster

Apply tomato sauce in that pasta

>You will never be a young Japanese boy who gets jerked off by his mom every night

>Parents often have intercourse with their children in the same bed with them

This one always confused me, are the mothers fucking their sons or are the parents fucking while their kid is also in bed with them?

>"I don't want you to get into trouble with a girl. Have sex with me instead."
>"You cannot study if you cannot have sex. You may use my body"
>"It's not good to do it alone. Your IQ becomes lower. I will help you"

user, she is your mother. She knows.

>Reverse image search this
>It's a crossdressing boy
STOP GIVING EVERYTHING I LOVE A PENIS

>this fuckin guy

Where are the dads in all of this?

The office

Working 20 hour shifts

I was under the impression Japanese work culture and interacting with your family were mutually exclusive.

parents fucking with kids in the same bed

was incredibly common everywhere until just a couple hundred years ago sine most families lived in one room and having just one large bed was common

Oh you can smell it alright.

I can smell it from a mile away like a dog.

oh no

>this thread
>remembering every single moment my mom told me to air out my room

How? Wouldn't the kids notice what they're doing?

People didn't give a shit. It's part of life.

Not really. Kids sleep hard.

What are the kids going to do? Stop them? kek

So you're saying you wouldn't mind being in the same bed as your parents while they're having sex

join in

well keep in mind your dad wouldn't be pounding your mom from behind while she's shouting things like "fuck me harder daddy" at the top of her lungs

he'd just be on top of her and they'd both be panting

user that sounds hot as fuck

I seriously hope you dont believe this

Guy, you sweat right? That will accumulate onto your bed sheets and leave an odor. You have to clean your room every so often if you really want to maintain a clean, odorless room.

Are you for real? Do you not realize that your mother was a teenager/young adult herself at some point in time? The vast majority of disgusting shit you did growing up? Trust me, your parents know. You're not as sneaky as you think.

Source: Grew up in a household with both an older brother and sister. If I figured it out, you can sure as shit bet that my parents did too.

this is true right
RIGHT

>with mothers physically embracing the child, routinely continues until the boy is ten or fifteen. One recent Japanese study found sons sleeping with their mothers over 20 percent of the time after age 16.
>tfw this was me until I was 15

Go on...

There's nothing else to it besides that.

But did you sleep with you mom or "sleep with her"

No. I didn't fuck my mom. And I wouldn't cause she was old as fuck

Then why bring it up?

who are you quoting?

What should I tell my mother then? Next time she tells me its stuffy should I be like:
>stop smelling my cum you sicko

?

>stop making your entire room smell like cum you sicko

>I-Its your fault I'm like this anyway!

>I guess it cant be helped

>yaranaika?

Call her a hentai.

Open your goddamn windows first thing in the morning all day every day unless it's raining or if lots of insects/animals start getting into your room

I was mentioning while quoting

Do you not have any febreeze or scented candles? I use pic related and it literally overpowers every stench in my room after doing a 4 hour fapathon

Try walking out of your room and back in for once.

>Don't vent your room user, I love how it smells.

Fucking their daughters.

How about you do what she says and clean/air out your fucking room for once.

Oh wait, you still haven't gotten a job, moved out or ever dated a girl, why would you start caring about what she asks you now.

>Have a snake and lizard in my room.
>Room is always too busy smelling like lizard shit to smell like semen.

I feed them, they hide my shame.

>tfw no reptile pets to watch you fap

Please no bully, I go to school. I'll move out once I find a steady job after I graduate.

>ever dated a girl
>tfw parents keep asking me when am I going to bring a girl home

I'm surprised the user who drew porn of his own mother hasn't shown up yet

Smells like your semen, user.

Did Fuck Quest ever come back?

>all these meme answers
The real answer is middle-aged women get hot from menopause, so when they walk into a room that's poorly ventilated they fucking die

Anything you want to talk about?

Cashmere Woods is best scent

how can I open a window if I'm in a basement?

Who's the retard now?

...

this lol

You're either young, or you're baiting me. I refuse to believe it's anything other than those two things. Take it from someone who moved out at an early age and then proceeded to be a disgusting slob for the next two years of his life, thinking that no one really cared or in some cases even realized.

People do care and people do realize. Air out your room daily, shower daily, if you don't have time for a shower for whatever reason, at least wash your face and armpits with a cloth. Brush your teeth, shave your face (unless you can actually maintain a beard that isn't a fuzzy neckbeard) and for the love of God change your clothes. You might not smell the sweat on the clothes you wear, but believe me, everyone else does. All this shit is personal hygeine 101, but judging from your posts in this thread, it sounds like you might need it.

Not an argument

don't worry user, i LOVE the smell of fresh semen

>smell of fresh semen
how fresh is fresh semen? 2 days? a couple hours? some minutes? im fapping right now and it's gonna be fresh in like 5 more minutes.

It's dead after 20 minutes.

shame, but that just means i gotta fap right before giving a handshake to a girl.

What's the point of sperm banks if sperm dies after 20 minutes?

You?

they freeze it so it lasts longer.

>What is cryogenic stasis

Really made me think...

Tell her she probably made her room a bit "stuffy" when she was your age.

>I bet YOUR room was stuffy when you where a teen too
>no, because i was going out and having dates and actually fucking, unlike you.

I actually have some old sweater I use as a cum rag. Its behind my bed right now. When I want to get a stealth fap going I use so I wont wake my parents up in the middle of the night. I also used my bathrobe along time ago and it had dried cum from like 2 years, it was yellow and smelled really sweet. Too bad my mom found and washed it. She never said a word.
After all those years I guess you could say I've become somewhat of a connoisseur to cum smell.

>MC, if you need any help going to sleep, just let me know okay?

What did Okaa-san mean by this?

I want normalfags to leave. Yes I'm a jobless loser virgin pedophile who lives in his parents basement and reeks of semen. So what? None of this actually matters, someday I'll be a skeleton in the ground who doesn't even have a mind. At least I'm not fucking fat.