How much do I correspond to stereotypes about Russians?

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I will write about myself 109 points.
1)I'm 29 years old, I'm a virgin. I am a guy.
2) I’m basement-dweller with 8 years of experience. However, the my experience with interruptions.
3) An inveterate introvert.
4) I've never had any friends.
5) My mother and I live in St. Petersburg. In summer or during the holidays, I come to the village to my father.
6) Mom's pension is 170 $. I rent out my apartment and get $ 260. I got this apartment as a legacy from my grandmother. When I worked, my salary was $ 400.
7) We spend about $ 270 a month.
8) I do not take loans. When I worked, I saved almost the entire salary as savings.
9) I saved up 12,000 dollars.
10) In June 2016 I bought $ 500 at the rate of 68 rubles. And the dollar later became cheaper.
11) When I'm in town, I spend almost 100% of my free time at the computer. In the village - 30-50%.
12) I go to bed at 4-5, and get up at 11-13.
13) I like it when it's warm in summer and frost in winter.
14) I'm very lazy and slow.
15) But if I get carried away with anything, it's difficult for me to stop. And in general I have a bad knowing of limits.
16) Maybe I'm a psychopath. But the diagnoses were not made. I will not go to a psychiatrist so as not to lose my license for a weapon.
17) I'm cynical.
18) I'm a coward.
19) I do not like competition, struggle and danger.
20) I have never been drunk. I'm very hot-tempered. Outwardly it is not noticeable. I'm afraid that if I drink I can commit suicide or even kill someone.
21) I have a melancholy temperament. Because of this, I'm afraid of people and I am bassement-dweller (hikikomori, хикки, хиккa, хиккaн).
22) I'm ethnic Russian. But not thoroughbred.
23) I hardly know how to communicate with people, and therefore I love the wilderness.
24) Colleagues on the job said that I'm an asocial personality.
25) As a rule, girls do not like me.

Hola papi

26) But one day, one MILF said I was beautiful.
27) I like doing all the necessary things and do not depend on society and the state, as far as possible. Especially I like to grow food in the garden and obtain it in the forest.
28) I eat potatoes, meat and chicken. In the village I eat potatoes, bread and what I collect in the forest or obtain by hunting.
29) I like to be engaged in hunting. I've already caught a hare and a hazel grouse. I want to hunt large animals (elks, wild boars and bears). Of course, illegally.
30) I also prepare firewood without permits.
31) I broke the old hunting shotgun. To buy a new gun, I had to get a license.
32) I made potassium nitrate from ammonium nitrate. Then I tried to make homemade gunpowder. It turned out very bad.
33) I can reload spent primers with matches.
34) I do not smoke. If I smoked, I would grow tobacco or hemp on my own.
35) At school from the 8th grade I studied in absentia due to bad behavior. I got good grades.
36) At the university I studied full-time. I studied for free.
37) In the university I was also an excellent student.
38) After University, I evaded conscription for more than a year. Then I gave a bribe of 3,500 dollars, and I was released from conscription.
39) I once held to the Communist views, then ultra-right views. Now I'm partly right and partly left. I did not communicate with like-minded people.
40) Once upon a time I was an Orthodox Christian. Because of religion, I even stopped faping for 10 years. Now I am an agnostic.

41) When I was in school, I dreamed of becoming a pirate. It was stupid, but I had an incentive to learn geography.
42) I met the bear two times in the forest. I drove him away with swearing. I was scared.
43) When I am in the village, I do not pay attention to the appearance of clothes. For me, the main thing is that the clothes were warm, comfortable and cheap. I prefer natural materials. That's why I wear tarpaulin trousers, telogreikas, valenki, military jackets, etc.
44) I want to learn how to sew boots from the skins of wild boars.
45) In the city I also wear cheap clothes, but not attracting attention.
46) I can do almost everything that needs to be done in the village. I even know how to make bullets on a lathe.
47) I wash once a week. But very thoroughly. And without shampoo, only with soap.
48) I'm long-haired and bearded.
49) I worked as an engineer in military factories.
50) From the first job I was kicked out after 3 months because of bungling, viewing porn at work and stupid conversations. The boss said to me: "Write a statement of dismissal of one's own accord".
51) From the second job, I was fired for staff reduction. The plant began to experience difficulties. The bosses decided that it is necessary to cut first of all those who sleep at work and view CP on the working computer. In the second job, I did all the tasks, the boss tolerated me for 2 years.
52) At the 2 nd work I successfully did the calculations, which usually do only PhD.
53) Every day I masturbate once. Sometimes even more often. After masturbate I weigh the cum.
54) My record is 8.5 grams.
55) But most often 4-5 grams.
56) I can masturbate 2 times in a row without rest, but not always.
57) I masturbate to the drawn girls, and not only from the anime.
58) Also I masturbate to the photo and video with live girls.
59) I like anime and manga.

60) The size of my dick is 6.8 inches.
61) When I have a very strong erection, my dick is 7 inches.
62) I can masturbate for one day 7-8 times. But it is difficult. However, the next day I can masturbate again. According to Russian sexology, I have a strong sexual constitution.
63) Once I masturbated and at the same time watered my cock with icy water. The erection did not disappear.
64) I like girls with a flat face, a small nose and big tits.
65)Usually these girls turn out to be trash, and most often Asian.
Sorry, I do not know English well. I translated the word "быдлo" as "trash", but in online dictionaries there are many other translation options.
66) I also like pierced and tattooed girls, especially with tunnels in the ears. This strangeness is called stigmatophilia.
67) I have many sexual fetishes.
68) I have toucherism (frotteurism, groping). I respect the Japanese chikan.
69) I'm a voyeur. I spy on the telescope in the evenings. I'm interested in windows in the houses opposite. I spy on not only the girls, but also the loli.
70) I like amputee, one-eyed and toothless girls.
71) I like breaking the prohibitions and rules, especially secretly, without getting caught. At the same time I feel steep.
72) I like girls who violate the rules of decency. Smokers, drinkers, swearing obscenities, drug addicts, with tattoos and tunnels, dressing like whores, with a shabby look, who used to be in prison earlier, etc. Steep girls, shorter.
73) I like the girls on these pictures. I would have liked them even more if everyone had big boobs.
74) youtube.com/watch?v=MRyC7yprCPY
Nancy is a beautiful transvestite. If he was a girl, he would have liked me.
75) youtube.com/watch?v=U7cRhPziPwI
This transvestite is also beautiful.

76) I do not like that girls are usually self-serving. I like equality.
77) I think that sexual promiscuity is bad. I'm for one partner for life.
78) I think that masturbation, cues toys and sex dolls are not adultery.
79) I'm against abortion. I think that from the point of view of morality, a fertilized egg is already a human.
80) I want to grab Japanese schoolgirls by the ass. (see point 68)
81) I like watching asian dramas and anime, in which Japanese schoolgirls are engaged in the enjo-kosai.
82) I like photos and drawings with smoking Japanese schoolgirls.
83) I tasted urine.
84) I tasted the sperm.
85) I did not taste the feces. I do not want to puke.
86) When I'm home alone, I'm naked.
87) I have not gone to the dentist for 12 years.
88) Even on the board 2ch.hk many anonymouses believe that I'm a moron.
89) Those who barely know me IRL, believe that I'm very smart.

90) One guy said that I'm a big kid. But he does not know the twentieth part of what I'm writing here.
91) In the 90's in my childhood I watched programs about maniacs. And I thought they looked like me in character. I still think so.
92) For me, ordinary people seem strange and incomprehensible.
93) I don't like dwellers of the Caucasus and Ukrainians.
94) I dream of finding a girl with a character about the same as me and with a externality that I like. If it does not work out, it's okay. The right hand is more reliable.
95) I dream of becoming an absolute monarch and severely re-educate society and engage in eugenics.
96) For example, I will imprison excessively tough guys who are popular with girls. And else I will forbid to have children by those whose close relatives were ill with deadly diseases for no reason.
97) I will execute by a terrible death of those engaged in corruption. Even if this official is prime minister.
98) I will build a palace with a gold toilet bowl in a near-earth orbit and a dacha on the other side of the moon. At the dacha and in the palace there will be an Internet connection of 10 Gbit / s.
99) In the palace there will be a telescope with a 5 meter mirror to spy on girls and loli from space.

I think your country is beautiful

100) For the building of the palace and dacha I will order the development of a huge rocket. Its carrying capacity will be 300 metric tons. As an oxidizer, hydrogen peroxide with a concentration of 90-95% will be used. As fuel, a methyl boyarka will be used at a concentration of 96%.
101) I will place the spaceport so that the used stages fall on the cities (Lviv, Kiev etc) that belong to my enemies.
102) I will make the enemies pay me a huge tribute. Tribute will be spent on the luxury and the space program.
103) Remains of tribute will be spent to the development of science and industry, to the raising the standard of living, to the welfare for Russian hikikomori.
104) I dream too much) I will continue to talk about myself. Sometimes I piss in the sink and the bath.
105) I wipe the sperm with underpants.
106) Sometimes I'm too lazy to leave the room. I piss in a jar with a volume of 3 liters. I also pour the sperm into it after weighing. Once every 2-3 days I pour the contents of the jar into the sink. For some reason, the mixture of urine and semen is spoiled and begins to stink with cow's turd.
107) I hacked the wifi of my neighbors.
108) I think about gays more positively than negatively. The more of them, the less the competition between the guys for the girls.
109) I hate lesbians.

You just ruined your thread by posting shit. Goodbye snow nigger

Goodbye, yellow nigger.

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You sound like an average hikikomori to me

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sounds Russian to me

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Well,you are a criminal and scare of bears by swearing so pretty corresponding.
Also my sides are in orbit.

>criminal
Why?
>scare of bears
My village is in the European part of Russia. Our bears are afraid of people.
> my sides are in orbit
Have you already become a king and built an orbital palace?

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You love to break rules,and have illegal shit.
>Have you already become a king and built an orbital palace?
No,i have High blood pressure,so when the laughter at your story ripped them off from my body,the blood made them fly to the orbit.They did not evaporate,because i had sun cream on them.It got on them because i don't any lotion so when,i fap,i use my old sun cream from Greece,but on this particular day,i also put it on my body.

You're fucked in the head.

Yup, typical degenerate katsap.

> illegal shit
CP? Hunting? Logging? Making cartridges? Evasion of conscription?
In Russia, downloading a CP is not a crime if it is downloaded without using a torrent.
Hunting is not something bad. The stupid state for some reason came up with a license.
About the firewood - the same thing.
The manufacture of cartridges is legal, if you have a license for weapons.
I had to evade military service, otherwise I would become a victim of dedovshina:
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Well i don't blame you for that,but you said yourself,you like to break prohibitions.Also i though that Army shit happens only among Caucus "people".

Have you already received a summons to the Ilovaisk or Debaltsevo mousetrap?

In the army, not only the Caucasians are engaged in this shit. Tuvans, Buryats, Kalmyks and some other peoples are engaged in this. If there are no these nationalities in the barracks, Russians become "grandfathers".

>typical
How can I be typical if I do not drink?

Strangeness is bad?

>One guy said that I'm a big kid.
fucking dying here
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kawaii?

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Hitler was right about Russians and you all know it
fucking kike

> I hacked the wifi of my neighbors.
wow, you genius

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> you genius
No.
The neighbors were even dumber than me. The password consisted of 10 digits. I intercepted the handshake with airodump-ng and aireplay-ng in BackTrack. Then I ran brutforce in EWSA. The attack lasts no more than 2.5 days on my computer.

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Please Archive this thread this has to be the best thing i ever read
You know, if people from imageboards like 2Ch and Sup Forums call you a mongoloid then that means youre a good person because most people here are mongs themselves. Actually from your description id say youre a nice dude and seem like me, or as in i can identify myself with you and that description is similar to me except for the Job Part. I am a russian expat and live in germany to work here, But i will probably go to poland or russia again soon because the living cost and Inflation is getting way too high in germany for me. Is there any way we Could communicate outside of Sup Forums? We could then speak in russian ofcourse because theres a language barrier here obviously

Ranko Honjo has a medallion in the form of a lightning. Lightning is a symbol of the Russian board 2ch.hk. The Japanese drew a manga specifically for Russian Sup Forums-tards?

>Please Archive this thread
I do not know how to archive threads. But I can save the page. Also, I recorded all 109 points in the MS Word file.
> I am a russian expat and live in germany to work here
>go to poland or russia again soon because the living cost and Inflation is getting way too high in germany for me
I think that in Germany people live richer than in Russia. If you are a citizen of Germany, you can receive benefits and not work.
> Is there any way we Could communicate outside of Sup Forums?
We can communicate at 2ch. I do not have an e-mail in TOR, and I do not want to give my usual e-mail.

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Oh you misunderstand i am not a german citizen i have a russian passport but am here with visa
And no its not as nice here as you may think, i earn ~1600 Euro a month of which i dont pay taxes because i work with a friend and we have a jewish trick for that But 600 Euro are rent for my shitty 70 square meter commieblock, 300-400 are electricity costs (in my commieblock its 47 Cents /kwh so basically electricity is free in other countries compared to that) and well Rest me and my 2 cats can starve on, A small loaf of bread is 3 Euro, A 150g pack of the cheapest cheese is 2 euro, 2,5 kg Sack of potato is 2 euro, cat food is 4 Euro for 12x100g which is only enough for 3 days with 2 cats
Also, i pay 60 EURO PER MONTH for jewish unitymedia Internet because its the only Provider in my village, it has about 20% downtime so on most days im lucky that i have Internet and also it often gets throttled from 30 mbps to about 1 mbps when i torrent something, im sure they are monitoring me
Irony is i work with my friend for car mechanics but dont make nearly enough to afford car or insane petrol price, i want to go to poland, everything is so cheap there.
But is there any way except for 2ch to find you? Lots of retarded people there. Arent you active on some shady IRCs or even better some mumble voice Chat so we could talk clearly in russian?

I would think much higher of you if you cut your hair and shaved

Just curious where do you live in russia

I like anonymity. I can contact you only through a fake account or through an anonymous e-mail. Now I do not have them. I'll go to bed soon, so I can not create them right now.

Now that's fucking tl;dr and why is it in politics anyway? Fuck off to bants or int with this shit

Well i like anonymity too but you can still just easily make a throwaway acc
Whenever you get it done just ping [email protected] so i know your anonymous email you set up. I could then explain to you how i alternate fake personalities for internet purposes but just write this down first for later okay?

(1)Sell cats for $$$ (2) Buy buss ticket (3)move to Poland.

ti takoi pedik

>CTRL-F
>no rape

Doesn't sound Russian to me desu

Weird thread desu

Come on guys, we are all people

zhidyenesh govorit pravdu
ochen stranno kak ti svoyu spermu y ssaninu kopish. ochen degenerate.
kak mozhno byt' takim lenivym?
chto delayesh kogda nekto ne smotret govorit o tebye bolshe vsego.

Smog makes to grow hair on chest

Is this what true autism looks like?

Women outnumber men after 30 years. Up to 30 the men more. Men can remain virgins not only because of the lack of women, but also for other reasons.

Women outnumber men after 30 years. Up to 30 the men more. Men can remain virgins not only because of the lack of women, but also for other reasons.

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>Sometimes I'm too lazy to leave the room. I piss in a jar with a volume of 3 liters.

Fucking kek

I was virgin, then I made money, i buy so much pussy.