This is your Onee-chan today

This is your Onee-chan today.

Leave it to onee-chan!

I want to sneak up behind Cocoa while she's making coffee art and surprise hug her!

I want to hug her with my arms.

You can always count on Onee-chan, ototou-kun!

I am going to MARRY my beautiful girlfriend Syaro-chan instead!

My wife Chino is so cute.

Who is this faker my Cocoa onee-chan's breasts aren't that big.

She had a huge growth spurt after season 2. The plot of season 3 episode 1 will actually be Rize and Chiya feeling jealous of Cocoa because they no longer have the biggest tits.

>you will never get /ss/d by Cocoa
why continue

Chiya's parents approved her marriage with her handsome asian boyfriend (me)!

but she prefers north east asian

How can a JC be my onee-chan when I'm in my 40s?

Delete this she prefers Japanese gentleman got to keep the bloodline pure

Grating cawfee, though...

Watching Gochiusa made me want to move to France and become a barista/baker/soldier/maid/traditional Japanese lady.
All at the same time.

You want to be all my wives?

My concubines Cocoa, Chino, Rize, Chiya, Syaro, Maya, Megu, Mocha, and Midori are all so loyal to ME.

CAWFEE

Why did I reply to MYSELF?

They are high schoolers they can't be wives yet.

What makes Gochiusa threads different from other CGDCT threads?

The curse.

Is that you circlejerk user?

What did Onee-chan mean by this?

With me.

I'd like some more kafuu chino.

Sharo > Syaro

Onee-chan is supposed to /ss/ with me.

You mean ME?

Giving myself a (You).

You guys have ruined this shows purity
Every gochiusa thread I come to always have atleast 3 posters saying "My wife x is so cute", or "By me"
Anyways my fiancè Sharo is so cute

Gochiusa is still a pure show full of pure and virtuous girls.

But Syaro-chan is mine.

>letting people influence your view of things

>But Syaro-chan is mine
I have bad news for you, she's already my wife.

I curse the Gochiusa fanbase

is this that show about loli nazis burning jews?

She is reserved for a rich and successful gentleman (me).

She belongs to Koreans!

I want Cocoa onee-chan to take care of my sexual needs!

into becoming a circlejerk that makes constant general threads or turns other gochiusa threads into generals.

FALSE!
she loves my cute gaijin dick

I already said she's my fiancè

Berserker Megu is my kanojo.

literally who

We proud Gochiusa fanbase must be so powerful to have those curse powers.

>cute
Small dick confirmed

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I want to be Syaro's little brother and have her tenderly look after me.

__ __

What is the symbolic significance of this particular scene?

I want to be Syaro and tenderly look after you.

>Sharo-chan's face when thinking about ME.jpg

A-Are you trying to make me fall in love?!

Syarp was sexually abused as a child.

by me.

But all Gochiusas are virgins.

You guys are becoming as bad as the circlejerkers that you complain about. Instead of bitching why not actually Discuss GochiUsa? If there are others that want to discuss they will discuss with you.

>Imagine being the cute little shota
>Syaro calls you for your bath
>you innocently take all your clothes off in front of her
>she thinks nothing of it, just cutely smiles at her lovely little brother
>you run off into the bathroom and she comes in behind you still in her uniform with sleeves rolled up and washes you back and front while she asks about what you did today and you tell her about all the exciting things you did

>not having all the gochiusa memes memorized
Get OUT.

I am going to marry Cocoa.

Show me your marriage certifications you bunch of liars.

Why is Cocoa so sexy?

My wife Chino gave me a present.

My wife Syaro gave me a present.

That's the drunk russian boat and not MY wife Chino.

It comes naturally.

First class JKs.

Which Gochiusa do you think is the most expensive?

Rize.

Chiya or maybe Rize.

Me on the right, my friend on the left

Which Gochiusa smells the best after a long hard ballet session?

Chiya probably, I feel like Rise could live like a poorfag.

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Wha is Cocoa so shit? She ruined the whole bunnysode.

Cocoa smells like cocoa.

I want to taste some cocoa.

Please share with me all your memes

MY DREAM CAME TRUE

Shut up, shxyrp

I want to play with my onee-san.

Absolute perfection

Blue mountain finally getting married

Oops. I'm quoting wrong person.

Enjo Kousai