Ryuko and Satsuki are both captured by Ragyo, but you only have time to save one of them...

Ryuko and Satsuki are both captured by Ragyo, but you only have time to save one of them. Who do you choose to save and why?

Ryuko because I think Satsuki is ugly.

satsuki, because hitler chan is cute

Can I trade both for Nonon?

Ryuko. Because Satsuki doesn't need my help.

Save Satsuki obviously, saving Ryuuko would just end with Ryuuko refusing to leave without Satsuki leading to her being recaptured easily since she can't best Ragyo in combat.

Ryuko, since Satsuki is used to taking her mom's dick already.

My wife would probably be upset if I didn't save her best friend.

Ryuko. Satsuki is elitist garbage with shit personality

I save Ragyo.
Duh

Gamagoori, is that you?

i cant agree more

I submit to Ragyo

>implying they need user's help
Ryuko has them superpowers and Satsuki is smart enough to escape without problems.

If the question is who's best girl, it's Satsuki, always and forever.

Satsuki is an ugly unapproachable bitch with a mans face.

Sure convinced me with those hot opinions

Don't you mind the fact that your wife is cucking you with her best friend?

...

Ryuko because she's cute

Can I surrender instead?

Ryuko because I have a marginally larger chance with her

Also she can regenerate and would be easier to rescue

I dunno, if I swear loyalty to Ragyo, would she let me fuck them?

She already has a husband

He's dead. Dead in space.