What kind of bonding activities can Shinji do with Asuka to improve their camaraderie?

What kind of bonding activities can Shinji do with Asuka to improve their camaraderie?

Beating up Rei

Loving intercourse in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

>for the sole purpose of procreation
I thought the purpose was improving their camaraderie?

DDR

Competitive games.

Raising children together improves camaraderie.

Finding a boyfriend for Misato
Prank-calling Gendo
Curb-stomping Rei

T I G H T
G E R M A N
P U S S Y

*half German

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MOOOOT!

i hope they never fix this

Hugging, crying, and tender sex followed by a long heart to heart

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

kissu

>being more competitive around her
>being more manly around her
>holding her at night after she sleepwalks into your room
>buying her soft drinks and ice cream
>reading magazines together
>watching good movies on VHS on Misato's TV
>going to the mall together
>praising her catwalk when she tries on new clothes in shops
>praising her in general
>showing her you need her as often as possible
>playing competitive video games together
>fitness together
>sharing good music
>teaching her to cook and always praising the results
etc. etc.
also
>giving her the most affectionate kiss possible
>headpatting her after she does something dumb
>showing her you understand

Designated turkish properties

Passionately fucking inside an Entry Plug, using LCL as lubricant.

Hi nu male

Mods please delete this thread

hug + headpat

You forgot about the bowl of eggs you prepared.

Rope her to a chair. Bring out a lash. Teach her some fucking manners. That fucking bitch.

Okay, that's way too cruel, and I'm not serious about it.

Would she be interested in S&M play where she is the M?

Whew, I'm glad you added that you weren't serious. It saved me a lot of time I would have spent hunting you down.

Jerk off on her while she's asleep

That's hot, stop being a pussy.

>always praising
>headpatting
Kys

Finally someone who gets it. You need to be a man to win over Asuka.

This is kind of accurate since Asuka is the type of person to demand praise because she can't find the motivation to do things herself.

But that much is lame as hell.
A simple "Good job, Asuka" Gendo style may make her yell at you but at night she'll be thinking about it because no one else gave her praise.

>Asuka is worst gurl, Rei is best gurl.

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Monopoly.
Mario party.
Sex.

Why is he fapping to Kaji?

Because Kaji is a sex god.
And a watermelon god.

You sound like a fun person. Wanna hang out?

>be Shinji
>middle of the night and your horny as hell
>sneak into Asuka's room to find her sleeping
>see those perfect breast peaking out of her loose bed shirt
>start fapping
>cum but fail to catch it
>lands right on her face
>she awakes
>"Wha...Shinji?! What the hell are you doing in..."
>she touches the cum
>"W-what is this?!
>quickly you jump on top of her
>"What are you doing?! Get off me, BAKA!"
>hold both her arms with one hand and pull her panties off with the other
>she tries to stop you by closing her legs but it's hopeless
>spread her legs and thrust
>dick makes impact
>she lets out a small cry
>you start pounding
>she's no longer resisting anymore, so you let go of her arms and work the breasts
>keep going until she's about to scream
>finally cum
>she lets out a cry of ecstasy
>tears run down her face
>you're both panting and look into each others' eyes
>lean in for a kiss
>*SLAP*
>she kicks you out of the room
>"Don't you dare try that ever again. PERVERT!"
>slams the door
>you go to bed smug as shit
>next morning she waits for you to walk her to school

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kek, Shinji would never do this

The first part is totally in character

Shinji wouldn't have the balls to go through with it unless the bitch was dead on comatose. And even then he'd regret it immediately after he started fapping.

Asuka is for counter-active tsundere. Anything else will fail, pussy.

You and I are the only people who seem to understand, friend.

>>*SLAP*
And there you ruined it.

It's on character though, so good job.

>pussy XD
>"Guys look! I have a wee-wee! It's moving on its own!"
Congratulations on puberty.

fpbp

>>tears run down her face
Is that hot to you fags? Never understood that shit. Tears are shit.

>And there you ruined it.
Faggot. Slap is the best thing.

I got a girl to reveal her powerlevel to me by offering to work on a semester-long assembler building project.
I still ignored her two or three attempts to talk about anime though

whoops, meant to add in "so probably something like that?"

They could play 2 player Mario cart double dash.

>take a girl's virginity by force
>a literal rape
>sex without love
>things Eva criticizes
>turning Asuka into Misato
wew

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