Asuka>misato>ritsuko>kaworu>hikari>maya>yui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei

asuka>misato>ritsuko>kaworu>hikari>maya>yui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei

official power rankings

That's not how you spell Mari

The Asuka fanbase continues to be pure cancer.

But that's wrong.

literally prove me wrong

Anno stop posting

asuka>misato>ritsuko>kaworu>hikari>maya>yui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei>asuka


There.

>Citing anything from the rebuilds as evidence

Why is Asuka on there twice

because it actually loops back around, technically making rei the best

because whoever posted that is an idiot

Because there're two types of Asuka

that picture is inaccurate. just look at how REAL asuka fills her bikini. nobody wants to talk about shikanami.

Asuka Langley Soryu > Asuka Langley Shittykami

because asuka is bost the best and the worst girl. you should have learned by now.

asuka soryu>misato>ritsuko>kaworu>hikari>asuka shikinami>maya>yui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>rei
adjusted rankings

Unpopular opinion:

Asuka>Rei>>>>>Everyone else

>chestlets

when will they learn

Rei a qt
shes pretty pleb tier girl tho imo

How is that possible

Chestlets>Titcows>>>>>>Mari

Rei was the only objectively ugly girl in Eva

she look like she could kill a nigga with her chin

how is what possible?

/ourguy/

how can one girl be both best and worst

They all were more or less equally dysfunctional.

>just recently finish watching EVA after being on backlog for literally a decade or more
>Actually pay attention to the amount of Rei/Asuka threads on the boards for once

is this level of anarchy par for the course

It's easy: she's the best girl, but on the other hand she's a horrible person and every sane man would not come close.

any sane man would be lucky to get anywhere close

>arguing over line drawings on a Vietnamese Rice Farming forum.

Misato is a whore.
Rei is acoustic.
Asuka would ruin you relationship in one week.

Others are fine.

rei>misato>hikari>maya>yui>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>ritsuko>kaworu>asuka

>Rei is acoustic

Misato>Asuka>Rei. Everyone else is irrelevant. Kys

these are both literally wrong. if you were lucky enough to get in a relationship with asuka she would show the tender side that lies inside. If you cant see past her thorny exterior then you dont deserve her anyways

I really like that gif.

Yeah It would be heaven if you were some way able to actually get through to her, but it's a rough path till then.

Nigga she shows her tender side every time Kaji walks into the room.
She's the easiest whore around, her pussy drenches every time she's near an alpha male.

I'm actually willing to use that as crypto-language.

oh i'm sorry that your such a beta cuck that the existence of competition makes you immediately give up.

>Rei is acoustic
Phone posters leave

If you were able to get into relationship with any women you wouldn't talk shit.

Daddy issues are the worst. She would mentally bully you all the time.

but that's her unreflected side. that's not her REAL self.

I don't go for easy bitches, I like a challenge.

holy shit you're such a fucking faggot

Fanwank

>Not using substitutes for everything in order to sound retarded

>acoustic

asuka is the literal definition of a challenge.
>mental bullying
god you are such a fucking pansy
besides if you were to make it through the tough bit of getting on past that she would be sweet and tender
this

won't click, you loser.

>Panels are right to left
>the PAGES are left to right

What the FUCK

...

>get a bunch of depressed, lonely people together
>they can't understand each other yet want to love and be loved
>hatred, misunderstanding, autistic mind trips, violence (sexual too)
>people on Sup Forums actually think they are horrible incurable people
Funny how Eva characters are literal real people, but autists here think they are horrible psychopaths. Think about denial.

gtfo my thread

How the fuck can she be a challenge? She's ready to open her legs the second Kaji walks into the room.

Easy slut whore.

exactly this. a person's flaws are what make them loveable. a flat personality is the most boring shit in the world. yeah no thanks i'll pass.

>you are such a fucking pansy
Well, if you enjoy beating women to make them shut up.

Rei is clogged with herself

its called persistence and the ability to brush things off.

this

Jesus Christ, Asuka was thirsty for watermelon man's dick.
I bet she fucked him when he was sleeping.

The complete opposite of a fucking challenge.

Asuka asks like a landwhale SJW feminist and looks like one too.

Not interested.

Yup

Its really bad because you think they are making progress coming together but then after the Zeruel fight they allowed themselves to fray apart at the time they needed each other the most

but thats also what happens sometimes too

Reminder that Shinji is canonically heterosexual. He only ever had sexual fantasies about women.

This
Moving the goal post, bi

Thank God Anno-san doesn't lurk Sup Forums. Imagine his amazement when he discovers how truly horrible people can be, how much they really misunderstand him. Imagine how much more he'll hate Reifags after seeing all of it. Poor Rei, she doesn't deserve such a horrible fanbase. I guess people never learn after all.
Yes, it's really sad and depressing, but it's a life lesson, which some people seem to never get. Anno-san made it clear that he still believes in his characters, yet understands how hard it is sometimes for everyone to be human. It's really idiotic that Evangelion became a franchise. People forget about its meaning and start obsessing over archetypes they build in their minds and never truly think about themselves. They think Asuka is a bitch by birth, like in their SoLs, while in reality she's just a scared teenage girl who wants to be important to someone, to have value, they think Shinji is some feminine transvestite, while he's just a shy boy who feels unneeded and abandoned by everyone, they think Rei is a soulless obedient doll, while in reality she's just a person who truly believes she's replaceable, who's trying to understand what's her actual purpose in life. Those are things everyone here can relate to from time to time, yet we choose to believe our own fantasies, to berate them, to project our own self-hatred on them. Sad!

Anno is the one that made it into a franchise.
He doesn't care about Eva anymore.

Sad indeed.

Shinji is objectively the most powerful, having slain more Angels than both Asuka and Rei.

Rei is second though, but that's because she's the eternal champion and that's cheating.

>Asuka is a bitch
>She leads effectively in taking out Matariel, is considerate about Misato's finances and Rei's vegetarianism when picking out a place to eat after fighting Sandalphon
>Rei is a doll
>She frequently gets pissed and annoyed and is the first to actually visit Shinji during his frequent hospitalizations, also, she fucking cucks Third Impact from EVERYONE and throws it to Shinji instead
>Shinji is a pussy
>He takes charge during Asuka's own debut angel fight, white knights into a fucking volcano and snaps at Asuka nearly as much as Asuka snaps at him

these niggas aint one dimensional at all

ftfy

Shinji is actually the best girl, not even homo

Yes, he doesn't, and I can't really blame him. He's an artist who lost faith in his own work, seeing that it didn't really achieve what he expected. I don't deny that his actions are somehow hypocritical, yet I can't say he should've continued his eternal otaku-slaying crusade. He reached his limit.
That's what I implied, they are not one-dimensional, people make them one-dimensional in their minds. They are people who suffer from constant inner conflict, just like us, real people.

Rei literally has SJW hair (apart from having toilet hair)

t. """"Shinjifag"""" who is actually a toiletfag

What kind of homo one has be not to want that?

Misato>Asuka>Maya>Rei>Everyone else not named>>>>Mari

That's because he's retarded.
He says he's against escapism but then he says the point of Eva is it's okay to run away.

kek

I at least agree on the last bit of that. That character should never have existed.

Shinji crossdresses in every Eva iteration. Even the Raising Project Manga.

>t. """"Shinjifag"""" who is actually a toiletfag
Wrong. All main girls (female) in Eva are shit.

So you consider homo as wrong but still want a man.

OK.

Not even sanitation can save Rei.

>people will still call her a Tsundere

No one in Eva is hat simple

I was just making a joke. But:
>a man
Really?

I see no man in this picture

>he says the point of Eva is it's okay to run away
Excuse me what?

Yeah? I see a man with gynecomastia.

So basically a woman

This

He's desperate for attention, a great cook, wont leave you ect.

No need to be mean now.

Weird way of defining a women.

A human being with tits.

There's a fine line between "okayish" escapism and otaku degeneracy, you see. When a person spends his life masturbating in his basement and hating himself, projects this hatred onto others, denies anyone's help because he's afraid of being hurt, this person is what we would call a degenerate otaku escapist. When a person sometimes wants to escape from constant chaos of human relationships and hardships (we're talking about escaping mainly from hardships or things that can hurt others, because Anno told that it's okay to run away about Shinji killing Kaworu), it's okay. No one can blame you if you don't want to do something that'll hurt your friend etc. That's the difference. You see, it's okay if I watch Kamen Rider and collect his figurines. It's not okay if all I do is watching Kamen Rider and collecting his figurines. It's okay to run from unwanted responsibilities sometimes, because you don't want them, because your actions may hurt someone, it's not okay to abandon your family and live in your own fantasy world because "everyone's an asshole" etc.

>Interviewer: It might be that they can’t see an ending like that as anything other than running away. It might be that, even though he’d been saying that he mustn’t run away, they can’t help but think of him as having run for it.
>Anno: I wonder why people are saying that, “You can’t run away!” is a theme.
>Interviewer: What?! …Well, if you put it like that. *laughs* Well, then Shinji-kun isn’t always limited to being right, is he?
>Anno: That’s true. Why does everyone assume that what the protagonist says and does is right, I wonder?
>Interviewer: Huh. The protagonist did say, “It would have been okay to run away.”
>Anno: Yeah. That’s the theme. It’s okay to run away.
>Interviewer: Then you mean to say that he could have gotten by without killing Nagisa-kun?
>Anno: The people who empathized were fine just doing that. The people who’d been saying that they mustn’t run away were the ones who ran and were blamed, that was also okay. But there’s also a part of me that wants to say, “Don’t set your heart on believing that that’s right!” If everyone asked me whether the things that I’m doing are right, I’d tell them that that’s just not the case! There’s even a line in episodes 25 and 26 that goes, “If you want to run away, then it’s okay to run away.” Well it means that, by running away, there are things that you gain and things that you lose, after all. It’s always one or the other as long as humans are living.

Rei is shit, fuck her

Why do you hate Rei so much?

>walls of text
>that pic
>Annoposter is back
Maybe we'll have a good thread?

How else would you define them, then?

I guess you asked because you expected no anwser.

Humans have a two part reproductive system.
One giving birth with all the evolutionary differences that make it fit to fulfill it's role is a female.

About what exactly? There can't be a good thread without a good topic and well you can all see OP post.