Could this man camouflage himself in a European country if he was dressed differently...

Could this man camouflage himself in a European country if he was dressed differently, or would he instantly be recognized visually as burger?
If so which countries would he stand out the least in?
If not, what would be the biggest giveaways?

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Nice.

I dunno, maybe if he stopped putting shit on a tray

Any nordic/germanic country he'd blend in just fine.

nice

He'd have a hard time passing anywhere in Europe but Spain, Portgual and Denmark.

His fashion sense is pretty burger. That would be the giveaway that he's not european.

He looks like White Jesus

Let's get this out onto a tray.

The Eurabians would see his white skin and immediately lash out in a crazed blood lust.

Based MRE chad

nice

NICE!

>eugh
>augh
>eww
>dude
>aww thats nasty
>hmm
>actually
>its not that bad its got a real nice mellow flavor
>mmm
>yeah no its awful

I didn't know Jesus browsed Sup Forums

> implying Steve is a little pussy who would hide his nationality like a fuckin' kike

Pretty big giveaway he is not Queeropean. ftfy.

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Why would Steve ever want to pass off as anything but 100% red-blooded American?

>total badass, botulism doesn't scare him
>absolute madman, ate hard tack from the civil war
>laughs in death's face
>10,000+ calories a day from WWII MRE's
>nothing but gains; getting more jacked every episode
>looks like Jesus
>genuinely a pleasant and nice person with nothing to prove
>smokes 50 year old cigarettes like a boss
>full head of hair, masculine facial hair
>great sense of humor
>doesn't afraid of anything
>top tier comfy viewing

Steve is the quintessential American and he should never strive to be anything but.

I had a funny feeling this was a (((Fed))) thread for anons to post their photos for other Euros to judge 56 boiz and what county they could be from.

Nice try, FBI.

What about this guy?

youtube.com/watch?v=GowFRT19yok btw

Why would he want to camouflage? Americans are proudly American wherever we go. Other jealous butthurt nations can get fuckeddddddd

not even 1/3rd the Chad that Steve is.

I dont know how about this guy? He looks white and sexy! He'll get all the women

in israel yes. kikes dont blend in europe

Nice!

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They wouldn't recognize him until he suffers a flashback episode in Paris and ends up hiding on top of Eiffel Tower splitting refugees' wigs back with the 50 cal maybe

He looks very dutch, he seems to happy to be scandinavian.

you say that like it's a bad thing

Are you saying Scandinavian peope cant be happy?

Not FBI, honest.
There just seems to be something that people in European countries can detect that is distinct about Americans, visually, even if they are genetically 100% European, but I haven't been able to nail down what that thing is.

Remember you're asking that question to Norway.

Nice

we can i guess, it just rarely happens.

We carry ourselves with confidence.
We like smiling and saying hello to people on the street.

Eurocucks stare at their feet and think you're going to rob them if you acknowledge their existence.

kok

Steve is best guy

His only weakness is ww2 era German chocolate

post more steve memes

ya hes a northeast german apprenticed metal fabricator. now just learn frisian language. wats yer faggy point op?

You from norway?

if you had that hair and beard in the uk you would DEFINITELY work in games workshop

>hold on, I gotta have another bite

Nah he's not brown enough

wideset eyes

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Yes.

That guy wouldn't pass as American where I live (in Cali) , he's too European looking.

Why don't you have a steve folder yet user?

frogset eyes?

>THE RANCIDITY

Well in that case can i ask you a question?

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Sure, I dont have much to do.

Looking FRESH in that Canadian tuxedo, Steve!

Do i look white?

I would recognise that he's not british but 95% of people wouldn't

looks like he probably has some british genetics though, he has those anglo looking cheeks
my friend looks very similar to him and he told me the other day that he's ethnically part german

Looks pretty green to me

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I dont think anyone who owns a pool could ever be considered white.

I can immediately tell when someone is from continental Europe or the UK, I imagine it's the same in reverse.

Why not? What does a pool have to do with being white?

No, he couldn't. He absolutely emanates the awesomeness of American Exceptionalism. He would stand out like Jesus in Mecca. Women within 50 miles would find themselves gushing and orgasming uncontrollably, while all the nearby men would feel the massive urge to gentle utter the word "Nice."

What if I own a nigger who owns a pool?

hot tubs are white

>Niggers
>Capable of lawful ownership or swimming

Nice

>when the coffee instant type II kicks in

Alright Alright!........ thats not me! This is me! Now be honest do i look white?

stop tainting this great Steve thread with your niggardry

> nice hiss
his vids are kino

I think that would be fine.

White people swim in lakes and relax in hot tubs, that's just how it is.

>straight white teeth
>muscular arms / workouts regularly, i.e. isn't skinnyfat
>strong jawline

>pass as a european

yeah, nah

Dunno what you mean by that but he is whiter than 99.9% of Californians and he would not reallly pass as a local here.

fug

w-what are you planning, Steve?

Thats like saying whites dont eat fryed chicken only niggers

this attention seeking faggot again

Whites enjoy fried chicken as much as anyone else.

We just aren't niggers about it.

Ok thats understandable

Spain if he doesn't speak

Kys shit lord! And smile you're on camera

¿Como se dice "Nice." en Espanol?

are you one of deniro's creations?

el nice!

Nice.

It was just a joke ctfd

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czeched and know i will not calmdown you faggot

He looks white. He wont stand out in any european country. People who claim they can spot a german, frenchman and american white are retarded, and wrong. It's a meme. Whites basically all look alike if you look at individuals and not statistics like frequencies of light hair etc. Which of course varies from nation to nation
Many/some southern-europeans aren't white btw

God, mexicunts are so lazy.

Bueno means fucking everything there.
All it means is "good", but they use it when they answer the phone.

What kind of retard picks up a ringing phone and says "good?"

>implying europoors are this chad
>implying europoors are this rugged outdoorsy type
>implying europoors even brows /k/

Fuck, how can europoors even compete? Of course he would be an obvious American but there's absolutely nothing shameful about that.

Let's get that out onto a tray.
Nice!

Is this the guy who eats food from fucking WWII

>no hiss

He seems to glorify cigarettes and coffee to much, it makes him seem conceited as fuck. Other than that I like him.

for being top-tier bantz artists, you lot ask some dumb questions

Can someone do something fun with my pic and linked one? I saw him and this popped in my mind. I'm computer illiterate cept for typing and internet browsing.

>enjoying two of the oldest vices known to man is conceited
your fedora is showing