/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - ON THE FRONT PAGE EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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PREV APPEARANCES/LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
DAILY SCHEDULE (WH Press Corps) publicpool.kinja.com/
TrumpTV Weekly Updates: pastebin.com/6HbHjbqF
NEWTRUMP NIGHTLY NEWS pastebin.com/yArfUKdC

NEW APPEARANCES
>VP Pence convenes Senate &Swears in new dems 1/3/18
youtu.be/nMAfOlYb_Hs
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>UN Amb Haley Press Brief 1/2/18
youtu.be/ydHuQ_wFygg
>WH Press Brief (Sarah) 1/2/18
youtu.be/JUc3n6wVatk
>StateDep Press Brief (Heather) 1/2/18
youtu.be/fGrVAXtgwWY
>TrumpTV Happy New Year (lara) 1/2/18
youtu.be/hp4GKCN_g2M
>TrumpTV Tony Shaffer - Natl Sec Strategy 1/2/18
youtu.be/JkeBjYyRiqk
>TrumpTV Merry Christmas 2017 12/24/17
youtu.be/MdlR7GY3Rxk
>TrumpTV Weekly Update #22 (Lara) 12/22/17
youtu.be/jU34V5Q3duU
>WH Vid: President Trump - Year One 1/1/18
youtu.be/gFXcLi85cQY
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron arrive in DC 1/1/18
youtu.be/mi2oVgaxj1k (JBA)
youtu.be/nJWe8Z-Dazs (WH)
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania/Barron depart Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/QJzqogKcBUc
>Pres Trump NYE Speech @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/6qIvEvf1MnQ
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania @Mar-A-Lago 1/1/18
youtu.be/Ihdn9suXApc
>Pres Trump New Year statement 12/31/17
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>Pres Trump Weekly Address #44 12/30/17
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>This Year @State 12/29/17
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>Pres Trump golfing w/Coast Guard members 12/29/17
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youtu.be/eAf6oKszXUM
>Pres Trump speaks to firefighters in FL 12/27/17
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>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania 2017 Christmas Message 12/25/17
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MAGA

Gonna be hilarious to see Trump shills and Bannon shills tearing each other apart after Bannon makes a deal with Mueller and testifies about treason in front of the Senate Intel Committee.

I'd say the odds of Democrats retaking Congress is now 95%. The GOP is in total meltdown and huge numbers of voters are disgusted by the constant chaos from this administration. In fact, I'd say the odds that Trump is still President at the end of 2018 are just 30%. He may resign to try and avoid the coming Muellerpocalypse, but it won't work.

President Kirsten Gillibrand is pretty much guaranteed in 2020 now, with a Democratic Congress to give her whatever she wants. Nobody has done more to destroy and discredit the American right than Donald Trump and Steve Bannon have.

Tomorrow's NY tabloid covers

AWOO~

did hannity mention bannon thing?

TICK

TOCK

Why don’t the Democrats just push a lie until it becomes the truth?

>m-mr Ryan pls extend the deadline
>no
fucking finally

What exactly changed at Netflix? More shitty black tv shows and movies?

Do not awoo

>Kobach says canceling Trump voter panel will actually speed up investigation

>Probe will go on but no longer be done through public meetings, Democrats will now be shut out

washingtontimes.com/news/2018/jan/3/kris-kobach-canceling-voter-panel-will-speed-probe/

Bill Nye the Sex Junk Guy and various other pozzed Netflix originals happened.

>President Kirsten Gillibrand
This place is always good for laughs. Thanks!

Like the first thing they made afterwards was dear white people.

they cant anymore, no one beleives them in the first place for it to become the truth to even 1 person

Trump tweets like Chaika talks.

how much voter fraud has the voter fraud commision that trump put together found?

delusional if faggot

AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~

That bad? Christ, who will rid us of that troublesome man?

fucking kek

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>Go to place
>Park car next to old Honda
>It's covered fucking roof to fenders with democratic stickers
>I'm with Her, Obongo, Palestine, etc.
>Everywhere, I mean every creek and corner
I love and hate this timeline boyos

Thanks OP
That sounds pretty damn good!

When do we hang them all?

that's my initial read

watch this shit:

twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/948688435971227649

watch it again
watch it again
then, watch it again, and again one more time.
watch it

is he, dare I say /ourrino/ ?

Not like keying it would lower the value

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Someone needs to be punished for what's going on there.

That's a criminal assault on the psyche of the citizenry.

I went to the post office awhile ago and there was this old car there with an Obama bumper sticker, but the guy had gotten some of those letter stickers that people put on mailboxes to spell their name and had used them to make it spell "Obongo." Which one of you was this?

you asked?

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Bannon's done.

I had forgotten about sex junk

Mercer just cut Bannon off. w/o her money he's pretty much finished. No idea why he threw it all away for a book but whatev.

Would expect him out at Breitbart like tomorrow or really soon.

>heh, nothing personnel, kid
user who did this deserves a shrine.

wont this all just be redacted shit?

Go with God my son

This isn't the bombshell, the 1.2 million page inspector general report is the bombshell

MORNING
>Trump tweets: "Such respect for the people of Iran as they try to take back their corrupt government. You will see great support from the United States at the appropriate time!"
>Pence is interviewed on Voice of America
>Trump has phone call with President-Elect Sebastian Piñera of Chile
AFTERNOON
>Trump says in statement that Bannon has "lost his mind."
>WH has press briefing
>Grassley pressures Fusion GPS to testify publicly about Trump dossier
>Trump picks Giuliani law partner to replace Preet Bharara in NY
>Trump gives statement on the passing of Thomas S. Monson
>Paul Manafort sues Justice Department over Robert Mueller's Russia investigation
EVENING
>Trump signs H.R. 4661, S. 1536, and S. 2273 into Law
>Pence swears in Senator-elect Doug Jones and appointee
>Trump signs Executive Order on the Termination of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity
>Senate confirms ex-Lockheed exec for top Pentagon policy role
>Senate Republicans to meet with Trump Thursday on DACA
>Trump dissolves voter fraud commission
>Trump tweets: "Stock Market had another good day but, now that the Tax Cut Bill has passed, we have tremendous upward potential. Dow just short of 25,000, a number that few thought would be possible this soon into my administration. Also, unemployment went down to 4.1%. Only getting better!"
>"MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!"

We scare people. Not because we are crazy.
Not because they disagree.

Scare them cause GenZ has nothing on us.
We are the change that they fear.
We are the Illuminati they worked so hard to discredit.

I hope everyone here is doing their part.
Get big.
Get buff.
It's coming boys.

It can't be redacted. The House committee has authority to look at it.

If they play any more games Nunes will hit them with contempt charges.

Since when is sex a spectrum by default?

>Chaika will outlive all other seasonal shitposting

Nice, btw gas the kikes

Shouldn't be. Congress has oversight over the DOJ and FBI. They are able to view any and all classified information they request. They're just being stonewalled

None of this really seems believable and the Trump comments about Bannon are reminiscent of his comments against Sessions.

I'm withholding opinion till the smoke clears.

so what cpu-check do i need to use to compare how much of a drop i'm going to get after the next update?

>ignores all questions
yeah?

>washington post reports
Democracy dies in darkness.
>when your whole news franchise sells out to sell a fucking disney movie

Gen Z is majority non-white lmao

>Trump signs H.R. 4661, S. 1536, and S. 2273 into Law
What does this do?

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Moved to homeland security

Mangos are gross.

body language numb nuts

meme
Used to give a bit of pseudo-academic gravitas to stupid viral shit.

A 'meme' doesn't have to be funny, provocative or even make sense. Most memes fall into one of three categories:

- 'Quirky' stuff that isn't funny.
- Pathetic stuff that fills you with vicarious despair.
- Revolting pictures that could be presented to some alien jury as evidence that humanity is cancer.

All that is required for a meme to succeed is for a critical mass of basement dwellers to get in on it. This being done, it will be spread over bulletin boards everywhere like the pox. Much drama and the locking of thousands of discussions across the web will follow, for what is known to the trolling elite as 'lulz'.

This word defies easy definition. It lost touch with 'funny' long ago, and now looks suspiciously like the sort of drama-whoring same 'elite' correctly pans.

The meme having taken hold, they and similar circle-jerking gobfags proceed with a relentless propaganda onslaught on its behalf, which culminates in several hundred fucktarded spinoffs and maybe - if it's clean - a spot on the news.

At this point, the sneering pricks who first publicised the 'meme' declare it to be 'old' and begin to snipe at anyone still found to be using it.

Said pricks then go back onto Sup Forums to find 'new memes'. Maybe a cute animal saying something incongruous. Maybe four old men eating each other's shit. Maybe someone failing on Youtube. Rinse and repeat, FOR TEH LULZ you pitiful fur in the arteries of mankind.

thanks nntnn

Pineapples are gross

LMAO AGAIN?

bannon and sessions are both traitors that deserve no less than execution imho.

THING

So the exact opposite of what niggers do.

I ain't watching, just tell me what happens

They mocked us, the forgotten generation, only mentioned when they needed someone to shit on.

They thought we were a joke, the tide is comining.

You and your twisted ilk will be brought to a heel or we'll fucking kill you.
prepare yourself animal.
You're fucking SCUM.

Fuck no. House committee has the ability to see everything.

if it's happening for a 2nd time that'd be fucked up as all fuck

>anime
degenerate shit

I don't get it. White people don't do these things already? Niggers and spics are the ones who let their loud ass kids be annoyances.

but did they find anything?

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Yes? What's he talking about?

>Trump signs Executive Order on the Termination of Presidential Advisory Commission on Election Integrity
>Trump dissolves voter fraud commission
Why? Has he decided he only wants to serve one term? Has it discovered massive fraud on the Republican side as well?

What's going on with Bannon? Been gone for a while

Did he get bought by Deep State? Did Don Jr. really fuck up? The hell is happening
>tfw the MSM is now sucking up to Bannon
the world has gone mad

it's a matter of body language and you refuse to watch
neat.

Its a self replicating unit of society, like the concept of revenge right?
>t. Metal Gear Rising Revengence

Your opinion is fucking uninformed emotional dogshit, please stop posting at any time.

I never stopped to thank you for these and I am tonight.

Thank you.

Ok? Doesn't this already happen? I don't get it

He's saying white people don't do that and need to.

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Why is Wray such a useless faggot?

He's no different from Comey.

>no one believes them in the first place
Trumps approval numbers say otherwise
2018 midterm projections say otherwise
the vast majority of the american people say otherwise

good, I'm really looking forward to these people getting what's coming to them

user!

Is this it?

Not it’s not. Close though

Bannon is doing his Sirius talk show and taking calls right now like nbd

He's saying white people don't do that stuff.

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Anyone watching ingraham angle?

>Chaika posting still going strong
>Umaru got a S2 recently and nobody gave a shit

BRUH

LOOK AT THIS DOOD

You guys actually talk like this dragging left on snowflakes what? “Errr … that’s why,” said Bannon. “So the snowflakes would show up at the airports and riot.” That was the way to crush the liberals: Make them crazy and drag them to the left

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What did he mean by this?

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bannon has always been an obvious traitor. he only served trump for about a month. Mostly getting him coffee.

DHS and Kobach are taking over. They have considerable clout compared to a partisan presidential commission.