ITT: when he sees your vagina

ITT: when he sees your vagina

N-no bully!

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>tfw they expect all vaginas to look like a 4 year-old's perfect slit that virgin doujinka always draw

>tfw beef curtains
>tfw refuse to let any boy see it

your boipucci doesn't count

I don't have a single male reaction image on this computer.

I'd kiss your disgusting beef curtains, shawty.

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none of you will ever get married lmao

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Nothing but BUSH

Neither will you user

Oh no.

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Not true, I was going to propose to

>vagina in my face
d-doushio, guys

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What are you thinking user? Beef curtains are fucking disgusting.

>Only had sex once
>Clean and tight
>Vagina is an ugly monster

Mobile posting is a far worse offense.

>mobile posting
Jesus Christ, at least use clover or something.

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>My meat expands to its limit.

What is the female equivalent of a small penis?

A loose vajayjay.

>only once
>only
You reap what you sow roastie.

FLAT CHEST

anywhere but here, a small chest

Big clitoris.

Probably a long labia minora

A small feminine penis.

A small penis can only work if you know how to please, its easier to please with a bigger dick. I'd say a loose vagina (less pleasure overall) but if a vagina is actually loose the girl might even be a prostitute.

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That would correlate with a big penis though. Unless your comparing levels of unattractiveness and not physiology

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I would chew on your curtains like if they were delicious steak

you guys are pathetic
yo wanna fuck

You are disgusting. Also, if a steak is cooked properly, you don't need to chew it all that much; stop eating well done steaks you degenerate.

meat curtains

even if you're a virgin, we'll assume you've been around

>I will never know how it feels to have a vagina
Feels bad man, I just want to stick some tennis rackets and skewers down there

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What about parasitic worms?
>tfw can't get the images out of my head

>virgin
>meat curtains
How does that work?

Bad genetics

Literally just genetics, dumbass. Labia size has nothing to do with how much sex someone has.

>Labia size has nothing to do with how much sex someone has.
That's what they want you to think

How would it? Like, physically how would that work? The loose vagina thing I get, but why would having lots of sex spontaneously cause you to develop meat curtains?

t. "virgin" roastie.

Labia size doesn't have anything to do with sex though. It really is just genetics.

That's what they all say

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Don't trust roasties!
They are tanuki in disquise!