Have you noticed anything strange today ?

have you noticed anything strange today ?

yhea, i haven't fapped yet

It's just me you noticed. I haven't browsed in almost half a year, just started again today.

usually my rum headache is gone by 12pm, but it is 12:15AM and I still haven't been able to hold any down for more than a few minutes. I don't want to waste my valium or pot but damn it hurts a bunch. you know what I'll have a smoke and pray it's a stroke. if the headache is because I choked on puke in my sleep (i.e. hypoxia) it will become much worse with weed, but if it's a pure alcohol/drug hangover it will improve.

let´s see :D

also that flag has a seven-sided star, good work.

one of my testicles is slightly larger than the other.

ask your gf to suck on the small one until it gains xp

double down faggot what are you doing

you're getting high on boner pills?

Thanks for the suggestion my wife would probably rather my girlfriend take care of that.

in japan this is called your "onion girl" because she is kinda like a side dish, too spicy for every night, but not spicy enough to leave your wife for.

chase your dreams famalam, remember rock stars all overdosed so it's okay

yeah nah beer does the trick

it's not my fault they're addictive okay

tonic water my nigga
tastes like carbonated ass, does the trick

I have UV lights so I really like this idea.

A lack of NatSoc threads?

Yes, the mudslimes still lives.

Exterminate Islam and those who believe in it.

No. Nothing at all.

oy vey, shut it down anyways!!!

Sounds like you overdid it and are severely dehydrated. Put an ice pack on your head for the headache and try to sip some very cold ice water. Sips. If you chug it you'll just toss it all up.

Gatorade, rookie! It's got electrolytes.

Get on my level faggot