It's time for your checkup, user

It's time for your checkup, user.

Lets go straight to cardio

*unzips duck*

I'd like Mugi to check my bulging crotch, please.

it's cancer

I'd like Mio to check my hemorrhoid, please.

ducking shot

I want to marry Mio.

even though she's pregnant with my child?

Excuse me, nurse-chan, m-my peepee feels weird, c-could you check on it?

She can get an abortion.

No... No, I'm saving myself for my waifu waiting for me at home. I will not do lewd things with you.

it's too late

not if Trump succeeds

Fun fact

In some Asian cultures like the Thais for example, when a woman gets an abortion they put the fetus in a doll and keep it in their house for fears that the ghost of the dead fetus will haunt them otherwise.

delete this

Fun fact

In some Asian cultures like the China for example, when a woman gets an abortion they eat the dried placenta for fears that the ghost of the dead fetus will haunt them otherwise.

I want Mugi to give me a prostate exam.

No.

Nurse Mugi so slutty.

Mugi is after Mio's ass and Mio knows she can't deny her

>you will never work out with Mugi
Why even live?

wtf i suicide now

You wouldn't be able to keep up with her anyway.

And now your injection.

RARE KEION. Mugi is the most /effay/ here

What's the purpose of buttons on Mio's pants?

With her tongue?

Anyone got anymore /effay/ Keions? I like this shit

Of course.

What would dating the keions be like?

here

Those weren't fun at all.

It's actually a poop hatch but the pants are backwards.

-Mugi
>She just wants a "normal date" so you don't have to plan too much
>immensely enjoys herself wherever you go
>will gently put her hand in yours as you walk together as she smiles with a slight blush
>will do a cute bow and say "arigatou" at the end to show her appreciation for the date

-Mio
>will constantly ask if you aren't bored with your date with her. She will look relieved when you smile and say you're having a great time
>will start out nervous but start getting really chatty once she's comfortable
>she will grab onto your arm as you're walking her home in the dark because she's a little scared

-Azusa
>Will arrive at the meeting place and you'll see that her hair is down. "D-does it look weird?"
>will be very good at holding a conversation and asking you about yourself
>Will try to play it cool and be tsundere when you go buy sweets/ice cream. She's actually excited like a kid

-Ritsu
>at first it'll just be like hanging out with a buddy. Take the lead! Once you do something romantic she'll blush and start acting more feminine
>Will be fun and easygoing throughout but will be blush, look down, and start stuttering whenever you hold her hand, say she's pretty, etc.

lewd

more please

Which Keion has the smelliest armpit?

You forgot Yui.

-Yui
>Will be super into the whole "date" thing
>"wow you look really great in that outfit Hirasawa-san"
>"R-really? Ehehehe"
>Depending on your relationship with her, she might be really touchy and with you the whole time. Be prepared for a sudden, super close picture together for her friends
>Will try and flirt with you a lot, but end up saying some weird and clumsy things. You find this adorable
-Sawako
>she will look extremely pretty in the outfit she's wearing
>Will think she's too old to be dressing like this. Make sure to compliment her!
>will see some of her students while you guys are walking around. She will pull you behind a wall and say "Shhhhhh!". After a few moments you two realize how close you are and she blushes. If you decided to move your face closer she will close her eyes move her lips up
>will get wild and loud if you guys go drinking
>later that night you find out she's a virgin. Adorable insecure cake deflowering ensues

I'll order a Yui, thanks.