Brit/pol/ - SKKKYA PAH KAH KAH KA KAH Edition

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>Brexit: Corbyn's Labour 'aiding Tories', says Tony Blair
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42558162

>Claim Trump aide warned of UK spying absurd, says Tony Blair
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42561680

>Freezing temperatures set to follow Storm Eleanor
news.sky.com/story/freezing-temperatures-set-to-follow-storm-eleanor-11194844

>NHS England figures set to expose unprecedented pressure on health service
news.sky.com/story/nhs-england-figures-set-to-lay-bare-unprecedented-pressure-on-health-service-11194776

>Jeremy Hunt calls for ten-year plan to revamp the NHS
dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5233673/Jeremy-Hunts-10-year-old-plan-revamp-NHS.html

>Farmland could be turned into meadows post-Brexit, says Michael Gove
theguardian.com/environment/2018/jan/04/farmland-could-be-turned-into-meadows-post-brexit-says-michael-gove

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ABSOLUTE STATE OF ENGLAND

i don't know why lads i'm just obsessed with yobs firing fireworks at people

Tried to warn you shit like this would happen.

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THE DEATH TOLL RISES

>Capital of Acid Attacks,3 terror attacks happened in only on mouth,one of the most multicultural places on Earth,Pakistani Muslim mayor

Can you guess what city is that?

>THE DEATH TOLL RISES
Hard to know what you're referring to.

Please, not on the train.

Jesus, scarily close to the bone, there.

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Look who's in Tokyo boys!
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Well frankly, I can believe Tony Blair would sell Britain out to the yanks. It's his modus operandi.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL

Nigerian 419 scam!

the fuck is this paki living in Japan? It's pretty fucking hard to emigrate there, and Abe just made it even harder, under the guise of making it easier. Must be larping.

GET IN DER UMBEGE YOU LEDGE

>Our elites have betrayed us and have stepped out of our feeble nation and use it as nothing but a money pit to be plundered
>The middle class are apathetic tools who happily spit on their heritage for promotions
>the working class are declawed drunkards who have no community and sit inside as the world around them declines and their daughters are groomed

And everywhere is self-hatred and a wishing for our own destruction and demise.

We're a doomed race.

Did Deanos and Smithsters vote for or against Brexit?

Deano voted a solid remain cause his girlfriend wanted im to, loves his gf steffie he does though he wonders why she goes to that african rhythm dance club so often.

Smithster though, smithsters a cheeky cunt, he voted leave the absolute ledge.

They vote for whoever has the best bantz if they vote at all

>get text off gas people

>'you have an AM appointment on JAN 4'

>wait from 8 till 12:15, no one, go back to work.

>call up the fuckers

>'our AM appointments run from 8 till 1'

deanos didn't vote brexit, would've affected his ultimate team on fifa

How can we more efficiently spam the Amerimongrel meme bros? They keep bringing up how our crime rate usurps theirs per capita, and how our civil liberties are eroding faster than the queen's white bloodline. I only have so many goblin pictures drawn in MS Paint!

>The lower class wont start to kill non-whites as soon as their gibs dry up

Essex is tory/UKIP territory. They voted leave. I live in Essex and almost everyone here from the estate agent (yes) to the white van man, to the MILF who moved out of East London to put her children in "better schools" (i.e. white schools), voted to leave the EU.

They wont, because they're so atomised and deracinated that they'll just turn on each other while the cohesive non-white communities rove in gangs.

>ID is groid

Can confirm. Knew some bird at uni from essex and despite being at uni she openly voted leave and so did her whole family

she was also a fucking retard though so you win some you lose some

Luther had the merit of rising against the Pope and the organisation of the Church. It was the first of the great revolutions. And thanks to his translation of the Bible, Luther replaced our dialects with the great German language!

WE ALWYAS BLWIN BUBBLES, IGH UP IN THE SKYS

Deanos not a racist

Essex and Kent are the last bastions of based h'white identity in the South.

Thinking about it is brexit gonna affect the EPL? Outside the EU we should be able to put a UK player quota like most leagues is Americas have for themselves

>Oi Tommo, is Congo part of EU? Not voting leeve if MGongo has to leave Utd innit

>*in the barber*
>AL'RIGH MATE, DJA SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT? FUCKIN CHELSEA AAARRRE SHITE
>uh.. heh.. yeah fuckin m'bongo scored an 'atrick though
>E'S A FUCKIN LEEEGEND, BEST SIGNING FROM CITY ALL YEAR MATE

life is suffering.

not sure how it will work really, i know it's different on FM that you have to have X amount of home grown players after brexit happens in the fm18 save. but no clue what the irl repercussions will be, will look into it now.

would be a good thing though as it makes the premier league ENGLISH again. so we can actually compete with germany/spain/italians/brazillians etc who all generally in their respective leagues play in a homogenous nation squad for the most part.

They’ll work something out probably. Besides, an English quota rule would just mean more yardies like Winston Jimbowongo-Davis in the league.

gggggoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllll

fuck yeah cunt 12 inch cock right up me sisters white lil pussy no condom maaaaaates!

"Players in a FIFA ranked top-10 nation need to have played 30 per cent of games in the last two years to qualify, while those in a team ranked 11 to 20 need to have played in 45 per cent of internationals"

I work in the NHS. Don't believe the media lack of funding narrative. There has just been a lot of cases of flu and norovirus the later of which means wards need to be isolated taking those beds out of circulation. I don't even know why Jeremy Cunt and Maybot are apologising. I can not begin to tell you how much money is wasted in the NHS on stupid shit.

Somerset makes Essex like look niggers

Sounds good. Don't care if theres a dip for a while. I'm sick of watching the league now anyway. Maybe even local boys can play for their teams again.

>I work in the NHS
No

OH EMBEGE SLIDE PAST ME DAD OH 1 2 TO ME MUMS FACE KNOCKS HER CLEAN OUT UP THE STAIRS MAKES ROOM FOR INZALLAH GO ON GO ON INZILLAH GOES INTO ME SISTERS ROOM OH EES ALMOST IN OH OH


GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL BACK OF ME SISTERS VAG

E'S CUM INSIDE HER, E'S CUM INSIDE ER

GOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAALLLL
BACK OF THE NET SON BACK OF THE NET

so glad we paid 2 and a half fackin millyun for Ngele lads, what a fucking ledge 'e is

OI LADS THIS BOY EAR SAYS E DOESN'T WATCH THE FOOTY

the future you chose

family friend where i live is a nurse in the local hospital and she said nearly every day there's multiple stabbings etc from m*slims/a*abs. but the media hide it up and don't even report it in the papers and what not. tensions where i live are proper on edge racially.
aye i remember when our squad had at least 5 scousers, now it's only 1 and he's not white

it's still possible for people to get there on work visas. even when i was last in japan a few years ago there were tons of poos working at big international electronics companies like sony and panasonic. they outsource their software dev + testing then they bring teams from india to work on site in japan
it happens here too. i did some work at a mobile company recently and they had whole teams of people from tata consultancy
of course once they get there they don't want to go back

>Russell Brand: “There’s a famous quote: ‘Every man who knocks on a brothel door, he’s looking for God,’” he says. “Crack houses and these dens of suffering and illicit activity, they’re all people trying to feel good, trying to feel connected. People are trying to escape. People are trying to get out of their own heads. To me, this is a spiritual impetus.”

>This is at the core of why he believes the message of Jesus Christ is so important right now: Humanity is (metaphorically), knocking on a brothel door, in that they are looking for fulfillment in things that will only leave them empty. And because instant, but quickly fleeting, gratification is always at our fingertips—Amazon Prime, Instagram likes, pornography, text messages and other modern trappings—we have become addicted.

relevantmagazine.com/feature/the-second-coming-of-russell-brand/

yfw you realize you were wrong about Russell

When I used to go watch my town I think they had 4 homegrown first team, 5 if you count one grew up in town 20 mins away.

do you never have anything better to do mate

what can i do to be any different though?

Babbys first philosophical thought

Champagne socialist. Love migrants. Thinks the rest of the country is like London. Nope still the same cunt that represents the "progressive" left.

His waffly spiritualism is just nitpicking whatever he wants from eastern and western religions. Sort of a dreamcatchers and statutes of buddha kinda guy. I imagine him carrying a book of dalai lama quotes around 24/7

WHAT YOU SAYIN YOU FOOKIN PUSSY YOU DON'T LIKE UMBELE YOU FOOKIN RACIST ME DAUGHTERS GOT MIXED RACE KIDS YOU FOOKIN PRICK SHOW RACYCISM THE RED CAHD

I’ve always thought Russell was an alright lad. One day he’ll join the dots and become a Mosleyite NatSoc

what a fucking hypocrite

Well he has got a micro penis so he should fit right in

why?

>Brand says he had a "strange relationship" with his father, whom he saw sporadically and who took him to visit prostitutes during a trip to Thailand when Brand was a teenager.[8][11] He made his theatrical debut at the age of 15 in a school production of Bugsy Malone, and then began work as a film extra. Brand attended Grays School Media Arts College and in 1991, he was accepted to the Italia Conti Academy and had his first year of tuition funded by Essex County Council. After his first year at Italia Conti Academy, Brand was expelled for illegal drug use and poor attendance.[12]

>crackhead
>pervert
>probably a nonce considering the underage prostitution in Thailand

Wish he'd hurry up and fucking die, worthless cunt he is.

Hehe. He does have a wee one, still shagged more women than I’ve ever layed eyes on so fair play.

I was a leftist once, or more accurately I was someone who hated mainstream politics and wanted answers. I think he’s the same.

>dem fooking football fans watching Football for 2 hours a week
>Now me posting on 4chins is saving Dr white race

He hasn’t grown up

He’s like Michael Jackson, a total fucking nutter

reminder p*be is nothing but a worthless attention seeking larper.

I’m a football fan as well but you can’t deny these memes are funny and accurate.

O B B S E S S E D

>elites
Our fucking elites have held the people of this country in utter contempt for millennia. You seem suprised by it .

100 years ago they did their very best to kill as many of us as possible

Deano's not a racist but he makes the odd joke about pakis on the sly. He isn't homophobic either but he'll make the odd poofter quip down the mic playing fifa to Smithster, the jammy cunt.

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Most football fans are right wing af though

Surprisingly sensible thoughts from him here. If he just wasn't such a loudmouth I could at least tolerate him. He's the type of boy to preach new age nonsense like "let go of your ego maaaan" while simultaneously being an arrogant self-righteous cunt.

Depends on where you are in the country a bit Id guess

Was he right about anything?

I've tried to give Brand a chance because I think he does mean well in the end, but I just cannot fucking stand him

Yes. Most things.

You're my love you're my sweetest thing,
Don't shy away, don't shy away.
Every night makes me hate the days,
Can't get enough, of your love.

His legacy was ruined by a hat so I doubt it

>i like 't wen de man kick 't ball

*takes deep breath of delicious scottish alpine air*
lol

>fookin pakis are takin are jobs
>lets vote brexit to kick the poles out!

>da pakistani government opened britain's borders
>time to nuke em innit lads, toime to stroike on are trade unions

He was right about Iraq, that turned out well.

t-take that back

>you post this image
>the pakiposter comes back and starts spamming

it's like fucking clockwork. like I live in groundhog day.

It's more about kicking the fucking krauts out of our courts and parliament faggot

Takes one to know one.

>implying he's not here all fucking day
sooner p*be gets called out the sooner he fucks off and spergs out and gets banned

>kicking the krauts out of our courts and parliament
Doesn't matter, most Muslims come from Pakistani/India/Bangladesh, whom aren't even required to take in for EU member states.

If you think Brexit will help you in any way, you're fucking retarded.

muted for tedium

>I know you are but what am I.
oh wait it's 2018. we're not in primary school anymore.

>still can't prove that I'm pube

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LOOK AT ALL THESE TRIGGERED WH*TEOIDS IN THE COMMENTS LMAOOO!

Allow Jesus Christ into your heart and life

Just ordered a Chinese desu lads

@155534568
>in jail for crime he commited
>hah still can't prove I did it

reported enjoy ur swift b& p*be

order?

chow mein, green curry, chicken rice, chicken balls and chips.

What the fuck are you talking about you neek?