Pick an anime.
You can now tell the protagonist one thing, five words maximum, at the very start of their story to help them achieve their goals/resolve their conflict/etc much earlier so they can end their series in as few amount of episode as possible.
What do you say to them and how successful are you?
I'd tell Guts "Do not travel by boat". It'd save years.
Monster - Tenma, save the major.
Teekyuu. Don't join the tennis club.
get in the fucking robot
Death note: "hey that's my notebook!"
It will get better soon.
Cum inside Bulma instead
Stop being friends with Mai.
She has three kids.
Fuck, beat me to it
That's terrible advice.
Fate - Kotomine is an enemy master.
UBW - Archer is your future self.
HF - Shinji is raping Sakura.
I'm not to sure about the Heaven's Feel route.
Evolve Pikachu after Thunder Badge.
Fuck Kirino, marry the cat.
not really the protagonist, but i'd tell those mafia guys in 91 days to not eat the lasagna
Forgive your father.
Or
Take care of your daughter.
kill glasses
The Grail is Angra Mainyu.
Ask Baba about Majin Buu
Shin hid Yuria from Raoh.
Walter betrayed Integra to Nazis.
The best advice I can think to give him is "Haruko doesn't love you back." but I know he wouldn't listen.
>Take care of your daughter.
While this sounds like good advice, it was his suffering that led to a resolution. If he followed this advice, Nagisa would still have died. After that, Tomoya would be a good dad and raise Ushio to be happy and healthy, like you might expect. But it was Ushio's death that pushed Tomoya over the edge and allowed him to make that wish. Being a bad dad is what saved his family.
>Azumanga Daioh
"Have fun"
turn off the microwave
Avoid cats on the street.
Haruna likes you too
Kiss the chuuni
Seduce Fujiko before she interferes
Give Haruhi the dick
You can fuck Misato
Just eat Konata out already
Tell Mugi I love her
"L's real name is Lawliet"
Traffic laws are for squares.
EGAO
What the hell did you just say to me?! As if I'd listen to an agent of SERN!!
Aim for the Top! Noriko!
Jojo's phantom blood - Kill Dio first day
Have sex with your brother.
"Adults are just overgrown kids"
Subaru: The dog did it
reddit:zero
>elf girl will kill you
Work hard, believe in yourself.
Gradosians and humans are same
Kamille is a girls name
Just fuck your brother already.
"It's okay, you're the MC".
Death Note
>Don't kill Lind L Taylor
...
>It is all right, you are the main character
That's nine words you spastic retard.
L Lawliet
Nate River
That would have gotten Joseph Joestar killed.
Worked for rest of the jump cast. Except that Nisio Isin fuckery.
Don't trust Weevil. FUCK.
JOIN THE LITERATURE CLUB, MOTHERFUCKER
That's a big room
These people aren't your friends.
>autistic girls in real life are annoying as shit and ugly as fuck
why am I alive
UUUU
The jewels are buried beneath
Schwarz Bruder is your brother.
How many autistic girls do you know?
Just fuck the lamia already!
>Sei So Tsui Dan Sha
Your mother severed your dick.
Slap the titty cat, hard
Lick feet when ordered to
Cat Planet Cuties or Outlaw Star?
Protect the healer, you moron.
Stick your dick in crazy.
Neither, though I guess both are applicable
"Spare the little girl"
"She wants to fuck."
Most romance anime: "Just fucking tell her, asshole"
>implying the protag wouldn't be too pants-on-head retarded to understand who "her" is
Rip your Yubel card apart.
"Kill yourself"
>K-On!
Don't join the club.
Just give up.
What if it's one of those anime where the MC refuses to admit he likes the girl until the end?
>NHK ni Youkoso
Just fucking kill yourself already.
"I'll be your friend"
Just sneak into the basement.
Well, then it'll have to be five minutes long.
(or it could focus on the trials in their relationship instead, but that's too hard for most authors to write)
And then user was found the next morning raped and dead.
Save it for the bedroom
Don't stay late today.
But he gets better at the end, what are you bitter about?
It might not have helped, since he was going to be a master because of Saber's catalyst.
"Nanami is the better choice"
Kosaki is the "promise" girl.
What's with that modern gear?
put your dick in crazy
>Code Geass
Einstein invents 15 kiloton bombs
You can bet your ass he'll make sure she's on his side. He'll make mech based warfare completely obsolete by using nuclear threat to subdue entire nations.
"Haruhi disappears. Find someone else!"
always listen to your manager
your torture gives senpai pleasure
Professor Ursulua is Shiny Chariot
"Learn how to swim"
not enough apparently
Miyuki wants to fuck you
>general patton becomes president of the united states in 1946.jpg
>L Lawliet
Senjougahara is fucking Kaiki.
You will never be champion.
Pokemon