ITT: prove you're from [reddit](/spoiler)

ITT: prove you're from [reddit](/spoiler)

have an upvote!
edit: thanks for the gold kind sir, you're fricking awesome!

Help me SPEZ!

^oh ^sweetie ten points to gryffyndor !redditsilver T A B L E **G E N E R A T O R** stealth edit
   

MAGA! Praise Kek! Shadilay! God Emperor Trump can do no wrong! We support free speech unless you insult God Emperor Trump! Pepe! I too watch Rick and Morty. Kek! We're sure showing those liberals! Jews aren't all bad, Israel is our greatest ally!

thanks for all of the upboats yal !!!!///))))

>ten points to gryffyndor
that was FYAD

IT'S MY CAKE DAY AND I'M UPVOTING ALL MAGAPEDES

>thanks for all of the upboats yal !!!!///))))

YOU'RE WELCOME XD

^This.

Edit: thanks for the upvotes pedes

I love blacks up my ass pls send more african to estonia
i WANT AFRICANS TO SHOOT CUM HOT CUM ALL OVER MY BUTT SHOOT CUM

dilly dilly

Anybody else boycotting Star Wars Battlefront 2??
Edit: thanks for the gold kind stranger!!

oh lad my nuts are already quakin

CAME HERE JUST TO SAY THIS LELELE XDDD

HAHAHA BROKEN ARMS!!!!


"Every. Fucking. Thread."

HEY GUYS! CHECK OUT THIS BASED BLACK GUY I JUST FOUND!!!

FUCKING BASED!!!

...

She won, get over it.

Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger!
Edit: Heh, looks like some DRUMPF voters got wind of this post and started to send me death threats. Don't worry though, I've reported them all to the moderators! :)
Edit: Hmmmm.... Seems like the moderators aren't going to do anything about those nazis. Is this what our subreddit has come to??
Edit: Alright, I've had it with these bigots! I'm going to delete my account. thanks for all the support my fellow hilldawgs

THIS SURE IS POLITICS!!!!

Things they don't want us talking about or digging into:

Hillary e-mail investigation open
FBI corruption
Fusion GPS
Uranium one
Huma's e-mail investigation
Wasserman Shultz laptop
Awan giving a shit ton of Democrat congressmen's e-mails to pakistan

protip: they're all mentally disabled morty

rip inbox!!!! this just blew up overnight! I never expected this, thank you reddit

I know I'm going to get downvoted to hell for this but (popular opinion).

Nice digits
Someone give this man a hand!
I can’t put my finger on why that is funny
Knuckle down and figure it out!
This is getting too metacarpals for me
I want to bash my own head in with a phalange after typing that
But it’s not worth the wrist;
who would shoulder my family’s burdens?
Besides, I don’t own one, I wasn’t forearmed
I could make one with a little elbow grease

Plus 300 more half-puns, currently top comment chain on a subreddit about suicide prevention.

WE HAVE THE BEST BASED NIGGERS! Democrats are the real racists.

[heartfelt wall of text that would be more at home in a coming-of-age teen drama that literally serves no other purpose than to make the poster sound deep]

Additionally, another wall of text by some try-hard prat regarding a specialised topic that no one can critique because the severe latralus dodecahedron can into a prime karma gold seagull.

PLEASE VALIDATE ME

Sup Forums is our based allies! we condemn their racist jokes, we stick with our based black men through thicc and thin!


EDIT: misspellings

>no *reddit stars* itt
i guess im the only *true* redditor here

[greentext] i am literally shaking

hello

edit: wow downvotes already???
edit edit: guys can you stop downvoting please? thanks
edit edit edit: please guys my karma is negative
edit edit edit edit: can the nigger that keeps downvoting all my posts fuck off
edit edit edit edit edit edit: all fucking niggers must fucking hang