This person walks up to your waifu and slaps her on the ass. What will you say/do?

This person walks up to your waifu and slaps her on the ass. What will you say/do?

Kick his skinny ass.

>his

Mind my own business because that's her wife.

why'd you slap your own ass

Nothing, that´s fuckig KobaChad, her dragon harem could destroy me in one second

Not to mention that my waifu could actually like it because lesbian Chad always win

Ask her if she wants in on a threesome. Maid outfits optional.

Slap hers back. Unless Tohru or Kanna are there, in which case slap all of their asses.

Kobayashi is very sexual.

Ask her to please slap my ass instead

>tie
>with untucked shirt
>being rude to my wife

Fuck her, they'll never find the body.

Her wife found the body and followed the scent back to you. How will you "take care" of the now enraged 60 ft. tall wife?

Call the fat megane dragon to protect me because that lizard lesbian can´t fucking kill me on my own world because rules and that shit

Because of your actions rules no only apply, she also doesn't need to kill you. Just lock you up in a casket with just enough food/water through a tube to keep you alive for years. You would then be buried inside a slab of cement, you will never see the light again.

She has two left feet...

Invite her to get drunk off our asses and have a great night

Probably mating press

Doesn't look very threatening to me, I could probably lean on the cunt and he'd break in half.

You're going to love this trust me

Slap her ass back.

checked

You mean hers?

That's a chick, bro.