Little Witch Academia

>…there is an idea of a Diana Cavendish, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me, only an entity, something illusory, and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable: I simply am not there.
>It is hard for me to make sense on any given level. Myself is fabricated, an aberration. I am a noncontingent human being. My personality is sketchy and unformed, my heartlessness goes deep and is persistent. My conscience, my pity, my hopes disappeared a long time ago (probably at Harvard) if they ever did exist...

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CRAAAAAWLIINGG IIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

you're describing her like she's rei ayanami

Previously on Little Witch Academia

What is Akko going to do to Diana?

No, user is describing her like she's Patrick Bateman

More like Hanekawa

What does her business card look like? Pale Nimbus, raised lettering?

Do you think she likes Huey Lewis and the News?

SENSEI, AMANDA IS BULLYING FATIMA AGAIN!

Is Diana a cute sub?

from last thread user

Diana's parents basically confirmed either dead or completely absent from Diana's life in the LWA part of the Trigger magazine they released today in Japan.

The hell are you talking about?

>Sensei!!! Amanda threw 50 pieces of paper at Fatima and then Jasminka threw her out a window!

befriend her

No Diana is pure.

Tickle her!

Her existance is for rough fisting

the cutest and subbiest

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Her existance is to be Akko's toilet and cum dumpster

>ywn tuck these cuties in after an exhausting day of bullying

Why live?

She's a real cutie

>Akko's
>Cum dumpster

>diana used to have yay but not any more

SAD!

>SENSEI! FATIMA SET OFF A STINK BOMB IN THE DORMITORIES!

Of course, she's the best, the star of Luna Nova.

>mfw I need to use my full power to help

>That's weird, the stink bomb was made with supplies Fatima doesn't have? Well it has "From Fatima" written on it so we'll throw the paper anyways

>SENSEI! AMANDA IS BULLYING FATIMA FOR NO REASON AT ALL NOW!

Subtle

>yfw you will never help a tiny witch trying to grab electronic replaces too high for herself
>yfw you will never hear her cute gasp when she find outs it was a guy who helped her
>yfw you will never seen how she runs away in embarrassment to one of her friends
>yfw you will never have the tiny witch introduce herself in a quiet shy voice telling you that her name is Constanze and she can't speak English very well
>yfw you will never lose yourself in her deep night sky eyes and ask her if she wants to go on a date
>yfw she's so surprised by the proposal that her response is a cute and soft "...Y-Yes..." before running away in embarrassment again

Why even live

[citation needed]

Akko needs to release all that pent up yay somwhere you know

Aren't Ursula's special classes enough?

I want to help Akko release her yay.

I would do anything to help Akko out in her time of need.

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>ywn milk Akko's yay

sounds gay

You know what they said about unicorns user...
Only virgin beautiful girls can ride them.
Because both are myths that don't exist.

>that post
>that belly
10/10 would father the next Hitler with her

That's an awesome horse, Diana! You know who would love it? The princess that Akko was able to free from centuries of endless torment and sorrow.

That's really nice how you got it to just stand there though.

>Just after Sucy's mushrooms had taken over the empty places of Akko's side of the room.

What did she do with the horse after the show?

She strikes me more as being incredibly similar in character to Chihaya

Reminder:
>Yoshinari's small contribution to Idolmaster's finale included a shot focusing on Chihaya singing
>Kengo Saito, who has animated in practically every episode of LWA put out a Chihaya doujin recently and has posted tons of Chihaya drawings on Twitter - and has more recently been drawing Sucy and Diana

This witch appears outside your window, begging you to follow her into the woods. She says that you can trust her because she's a fairy. Blood appears to be staining her teeth.

What do you do?

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More people in this thread should watch American Psycho.

>ywn have a cute friend to snuggle up next to during a scary thunderstorm

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Only covers a quarter of the yay
Akko needs to dump the rest of her yay on Diana to calm herself down

>To tame an unicon the maiden has to bare her breast and allow the unicorn to suckle until it falls asleep.

>elf

Turn her into my personal sex slave

>Diana flexing and pounding Akko and Succy next episode

this is a picture of my wife Diana
Say something nice about her

she drinks like a fish

About the only thing elves are good for, honestly.

Show her the grace of god.

why hasn't Japan provided us with art of this already

>Not snuggling with a plush
They do more than the friend and you don't have to wake them up

Burn

I want to FUCK diana

I like where this is going.

Can anyone confirm Yoshinari completely done with Little Witch Academia after this 25 Episodes TV Anime ?

I want to IMPREGNATE Diana!

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What does it mean?

that's not Diana

>that OP

I don't follow this series, but I give you a nod OP

>ywn have a threesome with Diana (Akko) and Akko (Diana)

>they'll never get really excited by the roleplay

Just started watching this and finished episode 5. Does Akko ever become more likeable? She's a selfish, short tempered cunt and it's really hard for me to like or care about her.

In contrast some of the characters seem quite a bit more sympathetic, but I just find myself rolling my eyes whenever Akko gets screen time and decides to implement some dumb new scheme.

>hannah and barbara will never bully Akko (Diana)

>Hannah (Barbara) and Barbara (Hannah) will never sexually bully Akko (Diana)

Why live?

Those are codes!

Just me or haven't the drawfags been around as much lately

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fetishposting is getting too degenerate

So many god WW2 ideas gone to waste. Sad.

this looks more like she's taking a bite out of her actually

PEEK A BOO CONSTANZE
I SAID PEEK A BOO

Lotte what do you mean Lotte's our age?
I thought she was no older than 5?

yuri is the purest form of love

Can someone give me a quick rundown on cavendish?

But love isn't pure.

dumb sucyposter

You can't hide it, Sucy

comfy

Theyr'e a kind of bananas that were quite popular back in the day, but some plague made them go almost extinct. Original banana artificial flavor is bsed on them and that's why the "banana flavor" doesn't actualy taste like normal bananas.

*stares at you*

What do you think she was thinking in this VERY moment?

>How did you escape my yay dungeon Diana?
>I'm going to punish you with extra yay tonight

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>"I-its huge....."

>a-akko's talking to me!? wh-what do i say?? oh god shes so fucking cute im so fucking gay

Someone edit this to be Diana reading an "Am I gay?" book.

I want to FUCK Akko!

*Kisses*

>Hewwo, Diana
>Mizzus Ursuwa said I could take a bweak for a little bit, so I wanted to pway with you fow a bit!
>You have a new game fow us to pway?
>Yay!
>The othew game felt weally good in my body to pway, so this one is gonna feel good too!
>Why are pulling youw pants down?
>What is that?
>What's a "cawk"?
>It's a boys no no pwace?
>But why do you have a boy's no no pwace if you're a girl?
>Get on my knees?
>O-Okay...
>Your cawk is smewwing a wot, Diana!
>It's making me feew weird...
>You want me to put my mouth around it?
>Like this?
>Glk-glk-glk-talk-glk
>mmm...
>GNK-
>ahh...
>You shot a bunch of goo straight down my thwoat, Diana!
>I-I need more...
>glk-glk-glk-guh
>What do you mean it's too sensitive?
>I don't cawe if you can't "cum" anymowe, I want mowe!
>mm-mm-mm-mm
>W-Why are youw eyes turning up wike that?
>Awe you awwight?
>Hewe, I'll give you a big hug to make you feew better!
>Ah, I gotta get back to Speshil Educashun!
>See you soon Diana!
>I hope you feew bettew soon so I can pway with your cawk again tomowwow!

ENOUGH

GIVE ME MORE

>ywn get BULLIED by Hannah and Barbara

How do I keep going?