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True American hero

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goddamn right

The absolute state of amerimutts

t. vegan

t. kebabfag

it is a time honored american tradition called Secret Burger time

that's alpha as fuck

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>ignore bitches
>eat cheeseburgers

What a god

oh no, liberals will surely not give a fuck that somebody is in an atypical relationship with a life partner! this is the sort of thing they stand up to defend, right?

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>wife gives you shit for eating cheeseburgers in bed
>sick of hearing her shit so you eat your cheeseburger with your sexy white house secretary behind a locked door
>go back to your wife at the end of the night kiss her to bed and wake up in the morning to oversee the best country in the world.
whats the problem again?

i think we've all experienced secret burger time hiding from the gf as she screams why is there a £200 bill for mcdonalds through the door as you watch shit on your phone

Wtf i love donald trump now

Only a fat pathetic mutt would be impressed by such a thing

Someone said it in a book, so must be true
Impeach Drumpf
He's eating cheeburgs in bed, what a pathetic loser, am I right my fellow Americlaps?

nearly everything in that book is BS Steve Bannon said to make Trump look silly after Bannon was fired.

haha epic meme friend! :^) i would upvote if i could!

based! we didnt want a wall anyway, its all about triggering da libtards! MAGA

honestly everytime i think this guy can't get better something like this happensXD

Trump needs to have a physical advisor and trainer. He needs to start exercising more. We need another good 7 years out of him.

Classic bannon

Trump has to add that special sauce ya'know.

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Not when they're white men. Then anything different than penis in vagina all night long is a sign of weakness.

Now if you were a trans-flag neuroatypical dangerkin with a neoplastic penis you keep in a chastity cage, only bringing your wife to climax with a dildo strapped to your chin, it's all sacrosanct.

What a pathetic being Trump is amiright guys, if you are ever in a difficult point in a relationship then a real healthy couple would divorce right away or he would use his position of authority get a secretary to give him head in the oval office, now that is a true moral leftist thing to do.

how do they even find this stuff out?

t. ficticious country

it's not real , it's fiction

>a fucking pinstripe

>listening to melania drone on and on about some stupid bullshit that isn't even slightly related to helping make america great again
or
>being all alone with 3 big fat juicy burgers being able to have your way with them in every angle and position that your heart, brain, and stomach can desire knowing full well that there are no cameras or microphones or geiger counters around to record.
Choose 1 and only 1 Sup Forums.

underrated

>Fire and Fury
>thinking it's true
What a bunch of downies you are

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>t. leftypol shill

Trump has had a lifetime to bed 10s. And at age 70, for him eating cheeseburgers until he falls asleep in a blanket of crumbs and sauce covered lettuce shavings is more enjoyable.

Meh, the man exists on sheer force of will and trolling. I’m not too worried.

doesn't sound very chad to me

>Trump has had a lifetime of buying beds for 10s
fix'd that fo ya dawg

But Melania has needs. Someone has to have her heels dug into their chest as they ram her hungry vag

I unironically approve and hope this is true.

they make it up
you cant be sued for using (((anonymous sources)))

I bet that all of you faggots browse Sup Forums from behind a locked door as well

>get to sleep in a big bed all by yourself
>no smelly evil woman taking up all the room
>dont get hassled by the whore for intercourse
>eat yummy burgers by yourself whilst watching late night cartoons

pretty fuckin neat really

It does seem pretty strange people expect everyone to act like a TOTALLY RELATABLE MILLENNIAL OR BOOMER(TM) even when previous generations had shit like separate bedrooms ("I snore, she hates it, we spend all day together, whatever"), barely had sex, dined separately, etc.

It's all so plastic.

fuck off Xi

Catalonians?

Yes, they left out the details on the baby ketchup.

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Thanks.
Checked.

100% trp approved
spin burgers

>Comfy in bed eating cheeseburgers while causing salt volcanos on Twitter

Uh pretty sure it's always been that way for presidents, first lady has a separate bedroom.

he took the word plates literally

tfw Trump finds bubba bills secret bigmac stash and their still good but they are next to obamas dildo and black tranny porn.

Fucking A. Leaf gets it. Running the country and kicking it like a kid.

Eating freedom burgers in the freedomhouse, sounds pretty comfy fampai.

Serious question, how is she not cucking him? That pussy gotta eat.

2 patties?

2 PATTIES!!!!!

PLUMBFGHT!!!!!

>he doesn't have his private burger time
the gf scowls at me and gives me shit for eating maccie d's. I told her if she doesn't like it tough shit, she can literally just not watch me it. I don't need to lock the door on her tho.

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>ywn be shitposting on Sup Forums with one hand, eating a cheeseburger in the other, all in the fucking white house because you're president of the greatest country on the planet

Someone photoshop spurdo trump face on to him.

trump has a fear of being poisoned thats why he eats maccas, as for the sleeping alone thing he's not the first president that did, the kennedys did it as well

he is not stupid. married or not a man deserves private time to fap while eating a burger without a some faggot bursting in.and blabbering about it.

So juicy. I'm jelly

THIS IS GROUNDS FOR IMPEACHMENT

FUCK BLURMP AND FUCK WH*TE PIPO

Bill Clinton must surely sleep not only in a separate bedroom from Shillary but in another building at their compound.

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they had pizza delivery in the 30s?

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That's why they allied with italy

Maybe that was the "Secret Service" house they were referring to with the fire. Where Bill gets serviced. Secretly.

Have just pre-ordered my copy of Wolff's book

I call bullshit Trumps a germaphobe doubt he'd eat in bed.

The entire media needs to be jailed, it's absolutely treasonous. One year of seditious slander and reporting innuendo and hearsay.

TWO BEDROOMS!?!?

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Burgers are an all American food.

Way better than kebab shit with cum sauce.

VERY ODD FELLOW

t. failed commie seperatist

Donald should go on a ketogenic diet and eat only cheeseburgers to anger libs