Would you?

Would you?

Hold on, what's the catch?

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SATAN GUIDE MY COCK!

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The catch is that girl on the picture is confirmed to be an actual retard, so she doesn't know how to wipe her butt.

I want to wear that ass on my face.

Those are indeed my glasses.

No.

I'm gay.

Seriously? There goes my boner.

i wanna spank her ass

Please, god, let me meet her.

The same way I don't stick in crazy is also valid for retards, so no.

I don't fuck retards sorry

Since you fan fuck a normal girl retarded, if you fuck a retarded get retarded would that just make her smart?

I dunno user, why don't you get fucked and let us know?

Don't stick your dick in baka.

Yes user, yes.

I'm sorry, could you repeat the question?

Aqua is the only girl whose personality makes her totally unfuckable despite having a great body.

Totally, although I fear not even a thorough spanking will be enough to educate her.

Why is everyone in Dagashi Kashi crosseyed?

You are just gay.

Nope, Darkness a best.

Certain types, yeah. But you need to be a archwizard with a high level of use magic device skill. It doesn't come without a cost, though. You forsake your wizardry by doing so but as long as your will is strong you can resist the negative experience hit and be able to maintain some of your powers.

it's very uncommon for wizards of that caliber to throw away their potential for this, though. The power of the D is capable of anything.

>implying she doesn't just purify her asshole

You sound retarded.

me no unnerstan

Ehhhh... MY MAN.

99% chance to get her pregnant and have to raise retarded babies with her

>Since you fan fuck a normal girl retarded, if you fuck a retarded get retarded would that just make her smart?

Pick a time and im ready to go.

kek

by logic it would make sense

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What the fuck is up with her arm length

stop being mean

I would stick my thumb up there.

WTF is the wapanese name for that? Shimakini? Shimizugi? I need to know!

FRBR

Would I what?

STDs

I cant wait for this anime to be forgotten. Its going to be a good day.

You're implying that a goddess of water doesn't keep her ass sparkly clean.

That's why she wears no panties, because it's so clean.

mfw I said Aqua

I didn't want to be the odd one out

I don't get the appeal of asses. They're full of poop and smell like a mixture of shit and sweat. This rings true even for clean asses unless the girl in question uses an anal douche, which a minority of people do for obvious reasons.

>I don't get the appeal of asses

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Spotted the faggot, anyway, why wouldn't you want to stick your dick in the ass? for me atleast its not about the hole, its about the face the girl puts when you stick it in, and the moaning, and if the hole is smaller, more moaning, and who cares about the shit really, you will have to stick your dick in a hole that smell like piss mixed with blood and way more disgusting things if you want to have kids

>Calling someone a faggot for not wanting to fuck an ass
Oi I'm laffin

>you will have to stick your dick in a hole that smell like piss mixed with blood and way more disgusting things if you want to have kids
Which is why the mouth is the only acceptable place to stick your dick.

This is hilarious

I would hatefuck the shit out of her.

Delet this thread. Aqua is too pure to be lewded.

>le delet this meme
Shut the fuck up, back to plebbit.

Sex is disgusting.

Genitals are gross too. If it weren't for the fact that they expell waste, we'd be better off without them.

post rare aquas

Would I pass her around with my buds and then blame the result on Scumzuma? Definitely

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Of course. Aqua-sama is my favourite Konosuba.

You might be right about that when we are talking about 3d girls, but 2d girls just have this pure feeling about then, and that includes their pooper.

And if is Aqua is even more pure!

Aqua comes out as a bitch to Kazuma, dont you think as a weeb that identifies with kazuma, she would treat you the same way? You are way to gullible.

It's a game like world so if her intellect drops to zero she would die.

>she would treat you the same way?
So she'll let me sleep next to her?

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No way fag

too much candy/coffee

>having a 11/10 cute goddess in front of you offering her ass.
>no way fag
say, you're a queer aren't you?

He's obviously a pedophile.

So how's recovering from that stroke coming along user?

I've always been an ass man, and wouldn't mind trying butt sex.

I don't get people who like to eat out asses though.

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you're a newfag aren't you?

REALLY makes me think

An intellectually stimulating thread indeed.

Your cock should fuse with a demon so you can save the earth trust me

Anime girls don't poop neither piss

Even pedophiles are fine with a good ass to fuck unless they're fags

maybe, How upset are you about this?

sniff sniff

Is your father dead?

What the fuck? Those proportions are awful. I'm appalled that you could even save that pic.

What did he mean by this?

Konosuba fan"art" is literally garbage, DEEN's art is also garbage, the only with relative "good" art is the LN, but is generic as fuck.

Megumin has some nice art since all the best artists flock to her. Can't say the same about the others, which is a shame.

it's proportionally. It's true that Megumin has a lot of art but also have a lot of shitty art.

isn't going commando really unhealthy?

oh you're gonna catch a lot of things

Normal humans, maybe.
A goddess with purify aura, no

aids

Stop bumping the thread damegami

>fuck a retarded get retarded
>makes you smart
Where do you even come up with this?

YES

Fuck off succubus, trying to force me to class change from wizard. I have been this spec for 5 years now...not even a goddess is changing me.

So Guts should mindbreak Casca to make her sane again. That's make sense.

And if you fuck Guts in the ass again he can become a normal guy.

>I don't get people who like to eat out asses though.

Well, if cleaned properly it's just another fun hole for you to tongue, poke and fuck arround.

>nice body
>motherly
>powerful
>talented
>funny
>share your hobbies
>is fine if you're a pervert
>no manipulative
>not jealous bulshit
>really strong
>can heal you
>can revive you
Why is she so perfect?

Truly the bestest

>he bumped it again