I'm going to post this everyday until you like it

I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.

Be careful when eating fish.

Never.

Sakura falls in love with Shiro.

Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.

But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.

Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.

>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?

Yeah, like this guy said.

Also I love you all

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I would prefer a rice omelette.

I thought I wanted to do it once.

But he did it once.

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Stop wasting tuna, it's going extinct.

I am indifferent to it.

Why do fish like worms?
Because they’re hooked on them

>tuna
That's salmon you retard.

You there is a Simpsons version of this that you can find on Sup Forums

悔しい

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good work, my friend.

>Simpsons version

What?

No Rick and Morty version?!

>Checks pic directory for "Homer"

Well shit

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I really like it

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I'll go back to hating it today.
Hate hate hate

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Umi Sonoda is cute.

Fish be good eating!

I prefer hambugers

You have-

oh..

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A few drinks and a movie...

Yup, My life's kinda sweet

Thanks doc.

Double the memes, double the fun!

i've already liked it so long that it looped back around and i hate it again

if there was a single thread where each and everyone said he liked it, would it end?

There's quite a lot of me in these threads now.

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That one's my favorite.

>Ars Almadel Salmonis

yeah, isn't it funny? where do all these me's come from?

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Are you the original Ohana poster? How long have you been here for, if I may ask?

Where am I?

What happened?

WHO ARE YOU!?!?!

Ars Almadel Salmonis: Behind the Scenes

Not long enough to like it, I guess.
I still consider myself quite new here.

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We almost had that, then there was a twist.

tell me more.

I am the fin of my fish.

It'll never happen

The fish is self loathing

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It will never stop.

I can't help but like it
I'm sorry