Badly describe an anime character

A bit of a twist on the traditional "describe an anime series". Still, don't state the series. Character(s) can be the MC or a background character and if you post more than one, can be from different series. I'll start.

Character 1: LARPs as his dead twin brother.
Character 2: Was eaten alive by dogs.
Character 3: Is turned into Hatsune Miku at one point.

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1. She keeps bugging her onii-chan that she needs to pee.
2. She flashes her panties to the MC, becomes friends with an idol as wellas her clone, them she dies.
3. Her career is dead.
All three are different characters.

1.useless half robot trash ruins every scene he is in

Eats potato chips.

Light?

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That, or Umaru.

Of course.

Let's see, what's the shortest possible description that would work? I know:

Butt.

Someone from Keijo.

He died a virgin.

Lelouch.

CC

1. She switches places with a guy, then a meteor strike happens, then she disappears, or something.
2. She doesn't know who is, goes on an adventure with cute girls in order to find out. She then sacrifices herself, but is reincarnated.

世界一可愛いよ

Bingo. Knew someone would get it.

bap

a guy that Beats up women and men from all different religions

touMAN

They said I could be anything I wanted, so I became a car.

Touma.

Touma.

Every other hint besides butt was too unclear.

1. A man thirsting for blood, violence, and money
2. A noble bull (female)
3. Kabuki He-Man
4. 13 years younger than her mother
5. 2 croissants

Yep

No.

My cute wife that i saved from yuriism

Sells out his country and boss so he can tap that.

Lesbian magical girl.

Speedwagon

Girl (male) who looks like a cat and is a knight.

Fucking jewgi

A kid who gets isekaied into a world he simultaneously protects and destroys several times.

Homura?

homu homu

You got it.

>13 years younger than her mother
My girlfriend

You're supposed to describe them badly retard

Explosion

For years we've been trying to convince ourselves that he is not dead, but only sleeping.

Ends the show by playing with his kinect.

kamina

He's just flat out dead user.

1. Doesn't have a route because evergone already loves her.

2. Goes to an isekai, joins a band, taps that and goes to Mars.

3. Page. Front.

4. Dozo.

5. It WAS rape. But only in the manga.

6. Everyone expected him to betray them but it never happened.

7. Wears a belt as a choker.

8. Organ donor.

9. Built a canoe.

10. Sukisukisukisuki.

Weak against ICE.

spooky but soft lady

3. Chaika
8. MC from Angel Beats

MC from Angel beats.

JJ

Nope. Magical girl, not devil.

Kamina

Correct.

Correct. Now get the others.

His dog chokes so he must go back.

Must be Nanoha or Madoka then.

5.Casca

1 is Switch from Sket Dance?

1. Illya

4. Why am I holding a starfish? I think I'm forgetting something important...

2. Ziggy Stardust?

Nope.

Really hot giant.

AnZeke

Mugi with PTSD

Lelouch but actually good

They talk and someone is rejected but fans still love her.

No.

Correct.

No.

An Osakan who spends an entire lifetime trying to get revenge on the guy who took his waifu's purity

Lelouch.

Sup Forums hates them for no good reason.

Looks like Kumiko and has a crush on her teacher. Minor character.

Ranka?

Close enough. I was thinking even bigger and even hotter.

No. She predates them by a lot.

Rei and Asuka

Character 1: In love with character 2
Character 2: in love with character 1
Character 3: in love with character 1
Character 4: in love with character 1
Character 5: in love with character 2
Character 6: in love with character 2
Character 7: in love with character 2
Character 8: in love with character 2
Character 8: in love with character 9
Character 9: in love with character 8
Character 10: just a panda

Nope.
Hint: 2016 anime.

1.
I have a daughter
I have a dog
Unfh

2.
A big tist blonde with imotou fetish

3.
a man called god because he feed people with his flesh

4.
A virgin that kills any man with her kiss

1 is that guy from FMA

School Rumble?

Rei? Asukafags are as loud and annoying as the one they worship.

Ranma

P.S. to make it easier: character 10 is enough

1. Shou Tucker

3. Agni

The series is named after her, but she is not even in the top 5 girls in it, even after being screwed.

No, another series.

Her clones completely miss the point of her character.

Exactly.

no

Misaka?

?

An easy one, trash

He is the best character, even though he screws everything up.

your waifu

Nope.

Could be Fuuka then.

I'm going to sleep, so I'll just put the answer in a spoiler and trust you Sup Forumsnons are honest enough to not cheat.
Sailor Uranus

Guess who:

1.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN !

2.
KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


3.
RON ! RON ! RON ! RON ! ROOOOOOOOOOOOOON

4.
SHIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The only sane character in the show

Think clones in a meta sense.

Sailor Uranus or Sailor Neptune

1 is father alexander anderson, too easy

Her plans keep failing, also she's worst girl.

Rei

ha ha dicks in ur anus

She takes 3 years to learn how to row a boat and is either gay or a furfag.

Created sentient AI and used it to store cake.