>over a third of the US population is in a household with cats >most all of these house cats are fed mass manufactured food created by a few companies >this food is purposely laced with Toxoplasmosis in order to infect cats >as a result about a third of all Americans have Toxoplasmosis even though official numbers state 11% because the symptoms are so subtle and believed to by other ailments >the main cause is fatigue and depression >13% of Americans currently on anti-depressants (triple this amount for untreated depression), 75% face depressive disorders by the age of 18 alone
This is all to stop the uprising once the last power of the middle class is taken. They want us depressed, testosterone deficient and weak.
It's a parasite. IIRC France's population is the highest known concentration of toxo-infected people.
Aaron Mitchell
>be me >have cats >still hate niggers Am I the exception?
Camden Myers
the virus enters your brain through cat shit. so unless you are eating cat shit or take deep sniffs of cat shit, its not gonna affect you.
Hunter Cooper
GAS THE CATS
Jace Perez
MODS MODS MODS
Cooper Price
kys chink
Wyatt Cook
t. dog
fuck off back to /doggy/pol, you fucking slobbering, tail wagging, gibbering retard of a mammal
Luis Hall
Woah, don't cut yourself on that edge there, kid!
Reported.
Jason Ortiz
Fuck you.
Leo Myers
Having a cat can make you very happy if you have an actual family and children and don't treat it like your child.
David Barnes
Pretty cute kitters you have there, fren
Henry Perry
No edgelord, you're just trying too hard.
Ryder Mitchell
Thanks! Just wish my fucking pics wouldn't post upside down
Jackson Price
Toxoplasmosis is the real blackpill
Andrew Torres
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?
Camden Adams
>>this food is purposely laced with Toxoplasmosis in order to infect cats
do some more research, that's not how it works
Kevin Sanchez
>blaming cats for lazy, useless, sugar addicted amerimutts >like a typical slit-eyed chinuk
Compostcaust... soon
Ayden Moore
Been on Sup Forums since 2007. Edgelord animal torture was cringe then, and it's cringe now. Wanna know how I know you're in middle school?
Justin Hill
>Toxoplasmosis Isn´t there a cure for that?
Ian Cox
Cats are for women and kids
Dogs are man's best friend
Jose Bell
Wanna know how I know you're a newfag?
Wyatt Fisher
You're an autistic American You're as special as the air we breath
Andrew Hernandez
I've only become more based since getting my cat.
Was a Trudeau-voting city liberal when I got him, now I'm the conductor of the Trump Train.
Jaxon Long
Bump the best thing I've seen all day. >Keep up the good work.
Adam Reed
also he was a poor stray kitty I couldn't let him go
Noah Campbell
Cats rule
Jaxon Williams
>having a cat
Lincoln Allen
...
Carter Torres
Heres another bumperino
Andrew Lopez
your a good boy user
Cameron Ramirez
>toxoplasmosis effects humans differently than rats, who have 2 year max lifespans >if you are experiencing adverse effects, it goes away within months >you can only get infected by handling cat shit and not washing your hands or eating your cats asshole out >your body is host to thousands of foreign parasites, you pick them up by just walking outside, some lay dormant forever >cats and humans have co-mingled since the birth of agriculture You are a faggot OP.
Adrian Cooper
TOP, leaf.
Lincoln Cox
no you're just a faggot
Matthew Diaz
It's called glutton-for-punishment. The name makes me sad.
Tyler King
PLAYER KILL
Jeremiah Williams
Cats lick their buttholes Cats lick their nose People beep cat noses with their fingers People eat without washing their hands Everyone has brain parasites
Brody Brooks
this. ive seen some cringey /x/ tier threads about toxo. the parasite evolved to kill rats whose brains are as small as your fingernail. it is an interesting case in co-evolution between parasites and mammals though.
Thomas Brown
yea dude it's the cats
Brayden Davis
How does a man with a job have time for an animal that needy
Christopher Jones
>over a third of US population is in a household with cats
You can't start your post with a lie, faggot.
Jeremiah Bailey
I'll drop a redpill too, every human has parasitic worms inside of them. All of your problems are because of Candida overgrowth. Take probiotics and avoid sugar.
Justin Wright
There is a clear correlation across European history of between documented cases of schizophrenia and domestic keeping cats. My mother always had cats and her personality seems to be a perfect match for the characteristics the parasite is supposed to impart I would best any amount of money she's been infected for decades it explains so much.
I'd give myself 50-50. And obviously you can catch it without eating cat shit just look at the numbers.
Carson Fisher
I used to have cat 3 years ago and I'm literally worse off mentally than I was back then.
Carson Wright
>mfw I became even more right-wing after getting cats >Desire to hunt commies, 50 Blessings style
Explain this pol.
Eli Scott
EAT ONIONS, FUCK BITCHES
Josiah Russell
>testosterone deficient buy roids you fucking faggots, DOTR is comin
Jack Lopez
Look at them doobless boys. They don't lie.
I'm sorry you poor niggers don't care about the health of your cats and consistently feed them dog food and bullshit.
t. not sorry
Aaron Adams
It's not the cats. It's all the hormone shit the fucking trannies use that stays in the fucking water supply. Rural red America doesn't have any of this shit. Liberal cities have the highest concentration of trannies which just poisons everyone else.
James Williams
Why do mods allow threads like this?
Henry Evans
Functional animals are a man's best friend If you hunt small game, get a dog If you have a ton of mice in your barn, get a cat If you want to travel off-road, get a horse There's obviously many other applications for many other animals If you don't have any reason for it being there other than "muh companionship" FUCK OFF
Ryan Edwards
Any recommendations on probiotics?
Nicholas White
I want to punch that smug kike so bad... Toxo made me do it, ur honour.
Toxo is good for you, don't let the kikes drive a wedge between us and our toxo providers.
Oliver Morales
Cute kitty. you"re going to drive him mad with that bell, take it off
Aaron Perry
Fuck you guys, I like cats.
Blake Martinez
Parasite, not a virus.
Xavier Williams
>>this food is purposely laced with Toxoplasmosis in order to infect cats
Prove it.
Jace Cooper
It's not a blackpill, it increases the willingness of the host to take higher risks. It just may be the racewarpill we've all been waiting for. It also makes you like cat buttholes.
Colton Diaz
Lemme guess, old crushporn?
Daniel Fisher
>you can only get infected by handling cat shit and not washing your hands or eating your cats asshole out There are a variety of ways to pick up toxo. Birds, handling raw pork, many others. It can only reproduce in a cat's digestive system and alters the hosts behavior to lead back to a cat.
Hunter Thomas
They're not ready for the toxopill, OP. One day soon, toxo-chan will come and deliver us. Until that day, resist cat butts and wash your hands frequently.
Blake Jackson
wtf i hate cats now
Jackson Roberts
Why do you think CIA niggers post cat pics all the time? They know.
Alexander Reed
Russian Blue?
The smartest most human of all cats.
Great sense of humor, act all dignified and snobby then suddenly they decide to be huge clowns. They crave attention, flattery.
Hunter Cooper
Is there any cure leaf?
Camden Lee
Without their fluffy fur coats to make them all cuddly and adorable, cats reveal themselves to be the creepy blood sucking vampire asshole that they really are.
Matthew Gomez
Remember the drug Martin Shkreli made?
Gabriel Morales
>worrying about cat toxins >not worrying about the alien parasites investing insects in every country on the planet
fuck varg, why even listen to what this giant murdering faggot has to say about anything
Owen Taylor
>the main symptoms are fatigue and depression or >toxoplasmosis causes fatigue and depression sorry, had to. thats fucked up though. its like people don't want the plebs to think and act without some kind of interference
Oliver Smith
Want to know if you have it? You'll end up not minding or actually enjoying the smell of cat piss
Asher Martin
Lose the proxy aussie
Gabriel Rodriguez
>Remember the drug Martin Shkreli made? It's fucking real WTF
Angel Lewis
Toxoplasmosis wouldn't be able to survive in just cat food. It's transferred through cat shit.
Even if they purposely did this (which they don't). It wouldn't matter.
Lincoln Cruz
fermented foods like kimchi, but never the probiotic drinks, the drinks have strains that don't survive well in our body unlike fermented foods
Jonathan Long
Had cats all my life, not depressed. Take it easy on the HFCS american brother
Luis Hernandez
Weird. I pet a stray kitten over two months ago and now I'm drinking cat piss by the gallon. I literally can't get enough. Am I infected?
Dominic Young
Naaaahh, youre good. Who doesn't drink cat piss by the gallon?
Dominic Rogers
I am not depressed at all and I own a cat.
Brandon Baker
That's why you wash your fucking hands before eating >crisis averted
Jaxson Cook
this
I want a dog but it would be cruel locking it in a yard all day for 80% of its life on it's own
