About to start watching Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time ever

About to start watching Neon Genesis Evangelion for the first time ever.

What should I expect, Sup Forums?

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Basic character psychology, fake symbolism with lots of tryhard shit.

The soundtrack is good at least.

Mecha bullshit mostly. Gets pretty brutal in parts.

Also you get to see all the bits that were stolen by every anime that came after it.

And not as good as FLCL by the way.

some good ol "running out of budget" thing

I see
What is the tiddy/explosions ratio?

>im 16 and only like anime by Yoshitoshi ABe

ok buddy

Pretty good. Not as good as those digits though, I admire your work.

>typing like an underaged retard
>getting triggered this easy
Ok, buddy.

I'd say this was my plan all along, but it wasn't.

Best girl

If you aren't a teenager when you first watch it you probably wont like it. If you get mad when a story doesn't hold your hand and give you all the details you definitely wont like it.

how the fuck do you have "fake symbolism"? Symbolism is the simplest thing ever it's impossible not to have. The American flag is a symbol for America. Having a cross in your chinese cartoon is not fake symbolism. It's just a cross. You know how many movies there are about greek or roman or norse folklore? Those movies don't have fake symbolism because they mentioned Zeus or Ragnarok. At least try and understand what you're talking about before spewing it.

I hope you know that NGE is a shounen anime.

evangelists carrying neon signs reciting the book of genesis
i think there was also a tang commercial somewhere

>At least try and understand what you're talking about before spewing it.
You clearly have minimal (or more like zero) piece of idea of what symbolism really is. Your advice goes back to you. Do some research before writing bullshit.

merriam-webster.com/dictionary/symbol

2
: something that stands for or suggests something else by reason of relationship, association, convention, or accidental resemblance; especially : a visible sign of something invisible the lion is a symbol of courage

fake symbolism would no longer be symbolism by the Merriam Webster dictionary definition of it because it would no longer stand for or suggest the subject. So fake symbolism is not symbolism, but rather, the object. So a cross in Evangelion, if not suggesting religion, would just be a normal cross. Therefore, it is impossible to have fake symbolism, since fake symbolism no longer fits its own definition.

I like Rei's hair.

The archetypal "Draw a girl, call it a boy"

What do you expect from a 90's anime?

bump

>LCL FUYUNG
>ANFANG DER BEREGUNG
>ANFANG DES NERVENANCHULSESS
>AUSOLANGE'S VON LINKSKREIGUNG
>SYNCHRO-START

What did she mean by this?

...

It's like losing your virginity, you'll never get it.

Google Translate gives this

It's funny because SEELE is filled to the brim with fucking kikes who ruined earth.

It's pretty good just never watch episode 25/26 of the original series.

Also 3.0 is somewhat pointless and mostly serves to set up for the nonexistent fourth rebuild movie. It has lots of explosions though if you like those.

>just never watch episode 25/26 of the original series.

Don't listen to this idiot, OP.

expect an absolutely bitchy german girl

That would german attempted by a japanese person

>never watch episode 25/26 of the original series
Jesus Christ what a pleb.

The greatest anime of all time

youtube.com/watch?v=PNOQbz24_Bw

wikihow.com/Act-Like-Shinji-Ikari

1. Wait until someone tells you to get in the robot
2. Cry and run away
3. Have a mental breakdown
4. Come back and get in the robot
5. Repeat

A big fat "what" at the end.
Watch the movie and that "what" turns to "what the fuck"
And then after some time you'll realize that it actually had no substance and pity the time you wasted.

>Kleigung/Kreigung = clipping

Those aren't even German words.

Yeah I tried to look it up and a dictionary and got nothing, so I just decided to post whatever Google spat out.

Asuka is such a cutie no one could even insult her in the "hate on waifus" thread.

Shitposting

Overrated shit

>never watch episode 25/26 of the original series.
What a dumb.

looks like a dude
is a dude.

She looks like Ash.

Shes a bitch

She looks like ass

Literally kill yourself.

>all these haters
I had no idea perfection triggered people so much.

tanoshii

You get to witness a master producing a masterpiece with next to no budget at all. Congratulations, OP!

Wrong, they had the budget, but no time.

>just never watch episode 25/26 of the original series.
Next you'll say "watch Anno's greatest work: EoE". Pfft.

>triggered
You know, was right, kill yourself.

time is money, user.

That wasn't me, sweetheart!

wow he's even more retarded than I thought

>never watch episode 25/26 of the original series
Honestly what I did when I first watched it, rewatching it series now and will probably watch them this time.

You're talking about the juvenile TVTropes idea of 'symbolism', not the actual artistic concept.

Shinji loves Kaworu-kun!

Homosexulas always lose their heads in eva.