My brother lives in China and claims that the rumors about unbearably-annoying Asian sex-screeching are accurate...

My brother lives in China and claims that the rumors about unbearably-annoying Asian sex-screeching are accurate. What other perils await those afflicted by yellow fever?

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>What other perils await those afflicted
A good blow job, grinding, missionary sex and all sorts of terrible nasty icky stuff, user. Absolutely dreadful.

Shove their face in a pillow. They love it.

From the fury of the Orientals deliver us, oh Lord.

It's very dangerous. You might even get married and have children. They just offer so much more than a white woman can. It's hard to resist. I failed to resist and now I have a satisfying marriage with sex every day.

Agony, user. Pure agony.

>Asian sex-screeching
do asians really screech during sex?

This diagram is confusing as shit. Whose hand is that?

According to my Man on the Inside, it's cultural; they express pleasure in a way that sounds like pain to Western ears. So, ya know, if you're into that...

>they express pleasure in a way that sounds like pain to Western ears

I'm gonna need some proof user, because wtf

I haven't verified this but apparently there's compelling evidence to be found on pornhub.gov, if you know what to look for

>.gov

Wait, what?

CAN confirm sounds like an injured child so off putting stopped halfway through and just left awful guys just awful

I banged a chink in Uni, can confirm, although it's nowhere near as exaggerated as it is in porn.

Good luck with the halfies, race traitor

So shallow and materialistic they make American girls seem like philosophers in comparison, though it's admirable in its sociopathic purity. And the fact that they have just as many uglies as anybody else. Living in China a couple years tempered my yellow fever significantly. Still hotter than the average American white female, though, whether we're talking country girls or CCP rich bitches.

little cock confirmed

I'm dating a Taiwanese girl
Yeah it gets old
Like seriously you don't have to scream in my ears every time

mud butt

I wish I could take shits like that.

Brown and crusty-looking inner labia.

Ooh, I forgot about that one. Looks necrotic.

>not forcing your Asian gf to bite the pillow

Pathetic.

In either case, fun to date for a year or two, but not marriage material.

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laowhy! that guy is great, he should cover this topic

If the screeching is high pitched enough you'll attract every dog in the neighborhood.
Other than that, it's pretty sweet.

how did she poop without peeing at all?

The female's its more pale than his arm.

Just shove her dirty underwear in her mouth desu

Looks like a squinting monkey

I don't want to desecrate my bloodline. Save me bros

Yea it's true, it's sounds exactly like anime porn

mfw i can never eat hoysin sauce again

Asian women only have one hole, like a chicken.

I feel that panties in the mouth + tape is the superior move, should the need arise.

imagine feasting on those

You actually give a shit about bloodlines

Good luck with the coalburning roasties. My wife was virgin before she met me.

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dreams do come true

trench stench

>Asian sex-screeching are accurate

Depends on the girl, I suppose. My GF makes pretty sexy noises.

With a body like this why wouldn't you want to have an Asian waifu?

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>not indulging in leather craft

truly plebian

She's not even ugly without makeup. Just average. And anybody can cherrypick.

I'm not a retarded degenerate so yes

I see that bulge don't you try and sneak a trap in here!

WAY too much prep-time

Is it that hard to tell the woman to be quiet?

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Like a dolphin

Choose very wisely, user. Is it degenerate to marry a qt that loves you and only you?

I want to pop a load inside your pic related, OP. God damn. And yes, they screech/holler/moan. Who fucking cares. They love white cock and I'll keep giving it.

In general, the difference is larger among asians and they do not look as good without makeup.

t. Live in a multi-culti city and dated 2 asians.

Is it based to be cucked?

Gosh, I want to use her mouth like her pussy.

>Ill fitting latex
>not shibari

go back to Home Depot scrub

The majority of white girls are terribly overweight and definitely do not look good without makeup. Not to mention less than 5% are virgin.

What a fucking cunt. This is why I've abandoned white women altogether. They are all disloyal fucks. Shes at home getting fucked by some dude while he's deployed staring at her picture wishing he could be with her. All white women can fucking burn for all I care.

And good luck finding a virgin church girl.

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Pathetic

I major in Finance but I am learning chinese too. My chinese teacher ironically made me and all of the students download wechat and encourages us to get chinese gfs and talk to the exchange students.

Meanwhile, image related. My wife is Christian. I didn't have to convert her to my beliefs because she already was the same.

BWAAAAAAAHHHH!!!

It's fake.

hahahaha! Based teacher. Any man with a dick will gravitate asian over the degenerate disloyal white cunts.

This isn't fake.

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user, it is NOT fake. When I was in the Marines, the wives would do this shit ALL THE TIME when the guys were deployed. When I was young and stupid I fucked a Brazilian wife who's husband was deployed. Very fucking degenerate of me to do... Trust me, military wives are the fucking worst. Especially white.

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Kek, all women do the same thing
Do you need translation of a black-baby thread from 2ch?(jap's Sup Forums)

A lot of Japanese women fuck blacks in Tokyo and whoring around.

nigga wat.

This is some picasso tier lopsidedness

Japan might as well be white, and I don't mean in a good way.

>using tinder as an example of people

Possibly, but ultimately, they are single. They are not married, or are the Japs in Tokyo married and fucking blacks too?

Most women do not fuck blacks or have kids with them. Your thread full of cherry picks is not a reliable metric. Also participation bias.

Asian women are not as chaste as you think, my friend, even those in Asia. Yes, white women are heavier on average, at least in America. In Europe, I'm not sure how consistent that is. Still, don't pretend like finding a non-fat white girl is hard. Look, you either give a fuck about having children like yourself or you don't. If you don't, why post about it on Sup Forums where you know we think you are pathetic? It just doesn't make sense unless you are a shill. I appreciate the beauty of asian woman, which almost always involves make up though. I even find some black girls very attractive. What I don't want is to be involved with one or have mixed race freak children. I would consider a woman who is half Asian, I'm not some absolutist. If you reproduce with a full Asian, you are a fool and a traitor.

>implying there's a difference anywhere

There's no way she didn't get some shit stains in her pants that day.

Settle down kikes. Now we all know there's heartless whores but your campaign to get whitey to not procreate is pretty fucking obvious. Gas yourselves.

this, we have a local pub that's known for picking up military wives on wednesdays, absolutemente asqueroso.

i'm sure that you fap at the asian woman who hate their own men?
even though they're the same as these women, but to you, they're wife material