Anybody else slowly realizing how 3rd world the US really is?

Think about. Every other day i learn something new about the US.
>There are entire urban areas that consist of more than 80% ''minorities''
In these areas, the crime rates rival rio de janeiro or some fucked up african countries. Aka, 3rd world countries.
>They don't have trains and or other means of transportation suited for traveling Long distances
If you want to travel from Texas to Alabama, you absolutely have to take an airplane OR drive at 70 km/h because:
1. Their roads are absolute trash
2. The speed limits are insulting
Think about why there's this ''Le comfy road trip''-culture in the US. It just makes sense considering that you need 48 hours to drive through a single state.
>Their homes are Trash
Every time there is a massive hurricane (every other year), you see their houses being torn appart...like they are made of fucking wood, and guess what? They ARE made of fucking wood. Instead of building them with surviving hurricanes in mind (you know, just like the countries that are heavily affected by earthquakes, Japan) they build them of fucking wood and wood only.
>They can drive a car at 15 but can't drink a single beer until they are 21
So you have this teenage girl, being allowed to drive a car. A ticking time bomb of emotions driving a car. And then you look at the car accident statistics and it all makes sense.
>Their beer is water with colour
I could go on and on about how shit their country is and how they live in a bubble. But Sup Forums already knows this. Just wanted you to know that we are thankful for the entertainment that you provide us.

>Germany
>talking about 3rd world countries

America thread? America thread.

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It’s okay to be jealous Hans

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Jews did this

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Cringe

Didn’t know a kraut could ramble bait like this before now

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It took you this long to realize America is literally a military base with a sizable population attached to it by the tit? It doesn't matter what we do as long as our military can be projected that's why we are (free) because we have no control of the inner workings of our government.

Yeah, dismiss facts as bait instead of arguing. Or post memes like the other guy.

>Your people come here to clean public and private property

Their judges are politicized. According to the crime you have been committed you can either have a republican or a democrat judge. Imagine being prosecuted for a missunderstood home invasion killing or a hate crime against minorities by either of those.
>Trial by luck
>Third world

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You didn't even mention our opiate addiction problem.

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Didn't know that. See this is what i am reffering to. It's not like the US-lads are hiding these strange facts about their coutnry, it's just that they THINK things like that are normal.

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America is the HQ of world jewry. The epicenter of all new-left marxism. The most degenerate, materialist culture on Earth.

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but user! white ppl r a majority, & we gotta help out the minorities cause they're disadvantaged!

>48 hours to drive through a single state

Uhh, I would regularly drive from North Carolina to the border of Georgia and Florida in 7-8 hours, Texas to Colorado in 12 hours, North Carolina to New Hampshire in 16 hours (most of that was due to traffic and toll stops though) and North Carolina to Texas in like 18 hours. What the fuck are you talking about Hans?

>''there are no riots and destruction in the US''
lol

>According to the crime you have been committed you can either have a republican or a democrat judge.
According to where you committed the crime. If you commit a serious crime you will be tried by the state and the judge will almost certainly be an appointed official.

This is the Brice of breedom.

>Turkey
>Europe

You could drive across the country in 48 hrs you Nazi bootlicking cunt.

You know what isn't normal here, Fritz? Designated, women only anti-rape zones for New Year's events.

I hope that worked out by the way. Those refugees don't get any less rapey do they?

Youre telling me, I live in Baltimore... Send help.

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>North Carolina to Texas in like 18 hours
From centre to centre, it's 2250kilometers. In 18 hours, that's an average speed of 125km/h.
So yeah, you're lying.

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You are the only ''first world'' country were prostitution is illegal.

Waste of money goddamnit, heres what we should be building.

U.S.S. Hillenkoetter nigger.

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Security is at the foundation of endeavor.

Taking the credit for work that other people do != pioneers

There is prostitution but we call it by different names so it is legal that way.

This has been well known to westerners for a long time. It’s nothing new. Many burgers consider themselves middle class but are just poor. No savings, two weeks off (((work))) a year, rarely have money to travel overseas. Guess someone needs to support all the nogs.

3rd world means it wasn't allied with US or Russia during the cold war, that is all.

These are the most violent pictures you can find of protests and riots in Europe. Meanwhile every year you have hordes of niggers raid a city in an anti-white riot.

Your PC infested modern US culture would force you to take in 30% blacks and 30% hispanics even if you were to build such a thing.

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It's legal in some damn state or city or other. I'm not interested in contracting syphilis so I don't really know much about whores.

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Tell me more.

That which is presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. Life here is amazing.

Enjoy having the cops called on you for trying to cook your food on a grill outside on your own property.

And this a bad thing according to you? God forbid there are some conservative Christians who don't want prostitution to be legalised.

Its not third world you fucking idiot. Ive lived in the Philippines, malaysia, mexico, and Canada. The US is nit third world kys
SAGED

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Trains are for pussies and poor people.

Beer is for idiots and the addicted.

Children under the age of 25 shouldn't be driving or drinking, really.

I might >be american >get shot but at least I have the opportunity to shoot back when the muslims come to town, hans.

A trip across the United States straight German is like 5-6 days, America is the supermall of the world we have everything. We also influence the world. We have our problems and bullshit but we don’t have a governing body of Jews controlling us like the EU does to you. You guys litterally need permission before doing anything our president bans entire countries from coming to the US and cuts off entire AID to countries talking shit

We call them massage parlors or escort services. Or you can just go to Nevada and fuck a girl in a whorehouse.

Ive read that (i dont want to make up any numbers but) the majority of US citizens live/survive from loan to loan. if they miss out on one loan, it's over.

In vegas they just hand out hookers numbers on the street

You are realizing that just now? Lmao, everyone in the west except for Amerimutts in denial already knew that since Bush years. Why do you think there's an American stereotype and they are the laughing stock of the world?

Funny that you rely on a "3rd world country" for your protection.

white people have a gene that makes them unable to tolerate opiates compared to other races.

Lol and every nigger or hispanic minority retard has a fucking GUN or SEMI AUTO RIFLE that he can commit crime with or shoot you. USA = SHIT

>America is the supermall of the world we have everything.
>We have our problems and bullshit but we don’t have a governing body of Jews controlling us like the EU does to you.

Why is this recycle bin symbol talking shit about us?

I dont see any, it sounds like uve never been here and all u do is imagine the worst from breitbart and dailymail articles.

America is israels war-dog that they send out whenever they want to switch the blame. Keep fighting the ''wars'' for them.

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Thanks again for reminding me how awesome it is to be American

I'm going to go light up a grill in a parking lot right now!

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Oh so we are doing this now.
Well i personally have never seen any riots in Nürnberg or an anti-rape zone here in our christmas markets. So they must not exist in my country.

look at this aesthetic thing

Yes keep using the oild to tank your german car.

lets post le ebin murica pride comics to hide our anger at the truth of how garbage our country is le xd

We have an anti-rape zone here, it's called the entire country.

>shotdown by ancient soviet SAM under sandniggers control

Meh

Now that i have you here, i recently ate for the first time in my life a kangaroo steak, it was a tiny bit pricey so i expected it to be amazing. Turns out it tastes almsot exactly like Goat meat but it was a lot tougher. Is this how it's supposed to be? I felt like i got screwed over.

Piss off, koala fucker. We're re enacting Stalingrad.

Yeah damn shame that, for evers whtie american that owns a gun, there are 10 hispanics and 10 blacks that also do.

Did someone say BBQ?

>stereotypical autistic kraut
is cringeposting just krautposting?

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why do people who never lived in the us and only get their images of the US from the media talk about how bad it is?

is it a coping mechanism to distract from how shitty their lives actually are or something else?

yes kangaroo is shit

>le taste like raspberries

don't be jelly, here is a meme for you torvarishch

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Sadly Europe will also be 3rd wold soon :(

oh, i see. So what are they good for anyway?

True, Americans think they're so great yet they suck.

>A-10 soviet tank kil- I mean Thunderbolt

I mean look at pic related, what da fug?

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>what da fug?
niggers

Literally just the west coast and new england.