Wine is the official drink of the white race:
>no phytoestrogens unlike beer
>actually increases t
>takes a sophisticated palate to enjoy
>gets you drunker cheaper
>you shit black the next morning, cleaning out all impurities in your body
why are you still drinking the hops jew?
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Cause I need the estrogen to balance out my massive test levels
I'm not a pussy, I drink whiskey
>getting drunk
whiskey is a pretend sophisticated drink.
>Wine somehow beter for you than beer
Goy
If only I had a shekel for every stupid thing you Goyim say,
I would have nearly enough shekels
kek.
Son, I posted this thread the other day:
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To be honest I'm only even drinking at all because I have to piss-test for a job, so I can't smoke marijuana.
But yeah, when I choose to drink alcohol at home, I'll 100% just buy wine baby
It’s also delicious
looks like its true then since the jew trys to oppose
>t.13
wine is shit, whiskey and gin is where its at
gin if you have work tomorrow
whiskey if you want to undo the last 30 years of your life
What? Neat whiskey is not delicious.
>archive.4plebs.org
great minds think alike.
i didn't used to like wine, i thought it tasted nasty.
now i enjoy getting a few different bottles and tasting the differences.
Bourbon is the only spirit of substance.
White wines only. Red wines are for literal half-monkey Mediterranean 56%'ers.
Manlet detected
My man
white wine is a woman's drink you inbred gorilla
>Wanting estrogen
>Ever
There’s a reason people take estrogen blockers and anti-aromatization drugs when they take testosterone.
i used to think it was delicious when i was like 23.
i've grown up now and have a more sophisticated taste.
the truth is whiskey is just one step away from drinking rubbing vodka, which is one step away from drinking rubbing alcohol.
I've switched to drinking shitty 1.5l jugs of table red wine (merlot and cab). Am I red pilled now?
In what way? I don’t drink a lot but I’ve had sips of rum and it just tasted like hydrogen peroxide
Hey girl, what are you doin later?
>Rubbing vodka
Nice English there comrade
>bourbon
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Jew confirmation that wine is superior.
Unless we are being double jewed.
Damn you tricky big nosed bastards.
I drink it all the time, but I think you're just a larpfag if you say it tastes like anything other than gutter piss.
Rum isn’t whiskey. Pick up a nice bourbon. I like knob creek single barrel as a goto. You can find it anywhere
ITT faggots falling for the alcohol jew
>you shit black
i shit green the morning after drinking red wine
>Checks flag
Hello, Achmed
we need a boycott list for wines though
lots and lots of wineries are owned and controlled by jews
Stop being poor and buy a bottle you enjoy drinking.
Wine is for women and homosexuals.
when you drink al kahul you literally let spirits take control over you
then you don't drink enough. i go through 3.5 liters of wine in an evening. it's good for the liver and your testosterone.
WTF, I love Jews now. If only you had found out that insane trick, maybe the whole Hitler thing could have prevented!
Wine has been the drink of Europeans since Jesus' time and before then you faggot.
I've never seen anyone who's a dunce drink wine, ha. Stereotypes can exist for a reason, and the enlightened drink wine.
Furthermore, read the benefits here:
I'm gonna order that shit in the club, bitch. And I'll get laid because of it
Dude bro. That’s not good for anything
>muh whisky
>buys jack danials
>or jim beam
>mix it with coke
Red wine is god tier
Drinking hard stuff, especially alone, is one step away from alcoholism.
tfw not crack open a cold one with your friends
But I have to admit that a lot of bums drink shitty red wine, but only because it's cheap.
hello shlomo. nice psyop.
beer used to be a womens drink, you know.
just buy locally
Good to see some of you are self aware
let's not pretend bourbon is as complex and variable in taste as malty boys
Google “slap the bag” and witness idiots drinking wine
>I'm gonna order that shit in the club, bitch. And I'll get laid because of it
Right, it let's the tops know you're down to have your boipussi rekt
>But I have to admit that a lot of bums drink shitty red wine, but only because it's cheap.
I'll comment on that, actually.
Red wine is SO good, that even the cheap shit I buy for under $5 tastes good! Like, I've never acquired a taste for cheap beer, you know. Cheap red wine is actually remarkable drinkable.
Wine is almost too good.
Different strokes
>Drinking hard stuff, especially alone, is one step away from alcoholism.
i always see germans saying this, is this some cultural thing?
it's better to drink alone than with friends. nothing better than watching a movie lightly drunk.
Weird, beer has been my main drink for years and I have a full head of hair, two kids, an insatiable sex drive, am probably functionally stronger than you'll ever be, ability to grow a non-patchy beard and test-fueled rage I unleash on a punching bag every day instead of getting into fights or hitting my wife.
But yeah, it's all the beers fault you're a limp wristed soyboy faggot.
>be German
>have no self control
>accidentally the whole thing of vodka
>wwiii
>lose again
Wine contains much of fusel oils, it's the cause of heavy hangovers. I usually use beer to warm up and then drink vodka.
when i was degen i used to do the same
this is true. hell, even with a cheap brand you can get some really good batches. with wine it's all about the batch, not the brand.
there is only one bad brand of wine i know, castillo de gredos. i think they put in too much sulfur or whatever that chemical is that makes wine last longer.
Because they're emotional faggots like you that didn't have a father figure in their life.
ALSO BROS!
Look into this shit.
I fucking bought four packs of these four-packs, ha.
They're these god tier party favors that you can bring when you kick it with friends and shit. 13.5% alcohol, and a single pack generally costs under $5 and contains a little bit more wine than a typical bottle, for that matter.
I'm surprised these haven't been around for a hundred+ years, they're the greatest thing since the invention of the flask.
Yeah nahhh. You're a red-nosed fatty livered alcoholic
if you are worried about hangover, drink white wine.
but even still, drinking red wine is fine if you just drink a lot of water along side it.
dehydration is a bigger cause of a hangover than anything.
Forgot muh pic
Look for these little mini-bottles in the wine section next time
>getting drunk on wine
looks good
I stopped drinking beer for a while but started drinking it again because IDGAF anymore. I don't drink it as much as I used to though.
I drink more vodka and cider these days.
Yes, it's dehydration and intoxication. It's also better to eat more in order for organism to get the energy to deal with symptoms.
BUT WHAT IS WHITE WINE
WHAT MAKES WINE NOT WHITE
hello Esteban, you degenerate
>>actually increases t
Then why does it make you say faggoty things like:
>>takes a sophisticated palate to enjoy
ubomofew
you have fallen for the jew lie that sophistication = faggotry.
it's the same as when jews tried to make being stupid cool.
The best wine comes from the Mediterranean. FACTS faggots
I've been meaning to get more into wine for a while now.
For a poor unifag, what type would you recommend? I tend to drink beer and spirits, preferably Disaronno but it's usually pricy as fuck due to this chuf*ing tory hard greggsit
you should try the manischewitz
wrong. cali is universally recognized for the best wines. america wins AGAIN.
You best be joking. Chile, Argentina and Georgia is where it's at.
...
Porto wine for our ally ONLY
Kek
>make a drink with two shots of whiskey after work while browsing Sup Forums
Uh oh, you're an alcoholic now. If only you went to a bar and had 6 drinks while around other people instead...
Think about this for 5 fucking seconds
>Grape juice
>Drink of white people
And you'll realize how wrong you are
Wine is the true patrician choice
One of the good things about Chile is that you can get good wine dirt cheap
>we are being ((double)) jewed
Bro I'm telling you, the shit under $5 can still be pretty damn good.
I drank my wine botttle and am down to this shit that i had left i my car:
and this under $5 shit is REMARKABLY good.
Straight up, just look for the highest alcohol content that's within a budget.
From there, just go wine tasting around your cuontry with family or friends
Does white wine raise testosterone
from this, really informative but that was the only on-topic part. big pic is text is for ants too
I always get the shits after I drink a lot of wine. For like 2 days.
Yeah, Chile's wine is of course internationally recognized.
I actually live here:
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so I'm pretty spoiled with it as well
Can you imagine some redneck dipshit that drinks bud lite instead of wine because "I'm not gay durr"
You just know that he's fat and his girlfriend is ugly, kek
Or you could just be sober like a real chad...
why are france and Italy so BASED?
No I haven't because I do act sophisticated.
I just don't say stupid crap like "takes a sophisticated palate"
Nothing sophisticated about saying that, it's just faggotry (and in fact quite rude).
This is true, wine>beer for those reasons, vodka is also better for raising T levels, beer and brown liquor is bad for you.
All alcohol kills test, fuck off Jew
Thank you chums
DEFINE RED WINE SARGON! IS PRIMITIVO RED?
>americans ruin wine by adding artificial dyes and flavors too it
why do they ruin everything?
American craft beer is far more complex and interesting than your fucking fermented kids juice.
Alcohol is degenerate.
I drink rum because I have the blood of the masters of the sea coursing through my veins
>muh sugar and malt soda is way better than your complex broth of tannins and esters
Also in Argentina their diet consists of charcoal grilled red meat (Asado), bread, and red wine. Tbh it's a pretty alpha diet.
Oy vey! Still drinking beer, haven't tried my manischewitz? You call yourself white!?
That shit is so bad, my ex was a Jew and she tried to get me to drink that Jewish beer and I was like no way.
>Not drinking the literally Rothschild
>grape wine
Every true man know that mead is the true drink.
Keep your sodomy and girly grapes, faggot.
I once had like 3/4ths a box of wine and had the absolute worst hangover of my life the next day. My head hurt worse than a migraine and I couldn't move without wanting to puke everywhere. This was that black box wine shit too, the AWARD-WINNING boxed wine. I won't have more than 2 glasses of any kind of wine now, I don't trust any of it.