Has absolute unquestioned power in his 30s

>has absolute unquestioned power in his 30s
>executes people just for looking at him the wrong way
>literally has his own harem of 14-20 year old girls
>tells his own citizens that they're going to eat grass and fucking like it rather than give one inch to the international community... and they do
>has a 24-hour radio station that is impossible to turn off in everyone's house where he shitposts IRL 24/7 and everyone just has to nod along with it no matter how fucking stupid it is
>no cultural degeneracy anywhere in the country (except for in his own bedroom, where it's not degeneracy because he says it's not)
>no islam or judaism
>no kike banks or kike-run businesses
>probably the one country on the entire planet where there are absolutely no niggers

Admit it, Sup Forums. He's just doing what we all wish we could be doing. He's living the fucking dream.

Everyone wants to be like Kim

Napoleon pls

>88
Based shitpostistan.

You forgot:
>Never worked a day of his life for any of it.
>Will probably be cannibalized by his generals once they run out of food.

>NK is quite literally Sup Forums utopia without any niggers, kikes and degeneracy
>"ughh fuck kim we need to nuke him because daddy trump said so"

dissonance at its finest

NK would probably not even be that bad if it wasnt all the international sanctions fucking up their economy. They are basically running on an national socialist program now, they actually openly reject communism and have done so for a while now. And they have all the same genetic potential as the people in the south.

>in b4 ancap retards claiming "national socialism and communism are the same thing"

>North Korea wants to talk to leaders of South Korea
>Agrees to a meeting in a border city
>Kim doesnt show up to meeting
>border city bombed to shit, killing South Korean high ups
>keks all around

thoughts?

True. They themselves brand their system as basically Autarky on steroids ("Juche", or in simpler language, being independent of globalism comes before everything else), and such Autarky in modern times can only be achieved by independence from the global finance which can only be achieved by not being a part of the problem yourself, i.e not being capitalist

Basically, Sup Forums

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Don't think he has the balls. Kim knows he wouldn't last a week in an actual war (where even China would cut their losses and turn on him). His entire strategy relies on hoping other countries, including the US, believes that nuclear war just isn't worth it.

There are plenty of Sup Forumsacks who will scream about kikes and globalism and then defend capitalism in the same breath.

there's about 17 blacks in NK.

How did this happen?

Sauce?

It doesn't count if they're in the gulags.

The chads finally form : giga-chad

back when the US was at war with em, some black soldiers and some whites ones too stayed behind (deserters) they were given NK citizenship and some were killed, i saw in a documentary, that two worked as circus animals (essentially). More accurately, they're actors, the black and white guy always play the villain, the evil American and the evil British man, sometimes the black plays an ally from Africa.

Got a link to that documentary? That sounds interesting

damn that's actually pretty interesting

When you put it that way...
WHAT A DICK!!!
He's only human.
Anyone can fuck his fat ass!

I watched it on youtube, it was one of those documentaries on there that get broken into parts, one of which was about different races in north korea, i can't seem to find it, just a bunch of south korean bullshit.

Hey Donald, give me a shout-out on Twitter.

I mean
He also has a police state which forces families to turn against each other at the smallest infraction for food incentives

>>has absolute unquestioned power in his 30s
are you retarded?

the miltary could kill him at any time

And yet they don't.

Haven't you wondered why?

if you love it so much, go live there.

Putting aside the fact that North Korea is perhaps the only country on earth besides the Vatican that bans immigration completely, I don't love it. I'm just acknowledging the fact that Kim is only doing what we all wish we could be doing.

being something the whole world thinks is a joke?

Who cares what the rest of the world thinks? That's Juche in a nutshell.

>>"ughh fuck kim we need to nuke him because daddy trump said so"

Trump is actually afraid of kim

military could kill any leader at any time

I still would not want to rule over a poor shithole.

Even if that country is full of people who are brainwashed from birth to believe that sucking your cock is the highest privilege they could ever aspire to and is considered the ultimate honor?

You guys voted in Trump ffs.

I'd still be ruling over a shithole, no thank you.

He litteraly invites Dennis rodnigger to his paradise

>he has a house nigger

Trump has Twitter where he can shitpost and nobody can stop him.

And he did everything Kim did even before Kim's conception.

Would be funny if his house boy was a double agent

Trump can't execute anyone who even implies they don't believe what he's saying.

Kim can.