>has absolute unquestioned power in his 30s >executes people just for looking at him the wrong way >literally has his own harem of 14-20 year old girls >tells his own citizens that they're going to eat grass and fucking like it rather than give one inch to the international community... and they do >has a 24-hour radio station that is impossible to turn off in everyone's house where he shitposts IRL 24/7 and everyone just has to nod along with it no matter how fucking stupid it is >no cultural degeneracy anywhere in the country (except for in his own bedroom, where it's not degeneracy because he says it's not) >no islam or judaism >no kike banks or kike-run businesses >probably the one country on the entire planet where there are absolutely no niggers
Admit it, Sup Forums. He's just doing what we all wish we could be doing. He's living the fucking dream.
Lucas Ward
Everyone wants to be like Kim
Benjamin Gonzalez
Napoleon pls
Ryder Baker
>88 Based shitpostistan.
Eli Hall
You forgot: >Never worked a day of his life for any of it. >Will probably be cannibalized by his generals once they run out of food.
Ian Sanders
>NK is quite literally Sup Forums utopia without any niggers, kikes and degeneracy >"ughh fuck kim we need to nuke him because daddy trump said so"
dissonance at its finest
Matthew Roberts
NK would probably not even be that bad if it wasnt all the international sanctions fucking up their economy. They are basically running on an national socialist program now, they actually openly reject communism and have done so for a while now. And they have all the same genetic potential as the people in the south.
Bentley Brown
>in b4 ancap retards claiming "national socialism and communism are the same thing"
Michael Foster
>North Korea wants to talk to leaders of South Korea >Agrees to a meeting in a border city >Kim doesnt show up to meeting >border city bombed to shit, killing South Korean high ups >keks all around
thoughts?
Logan Myers
True. They themselves brand their system as basically Autarky on steroids ("Juche", or in simpler language, being independent of globalism comes before everything else), and such Autarky in modern times can only be achieved by independence from the global finance which can only be achieved by not being a part of the problem yourself, i.e not being capitalist
Basically, Sup Forums
Landon Bailey
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Justin Brooks
Don't think he has the balls. Kim knows he wouldn't last a week in an actual war (where even China would cut their losses and turn on him). His entire strategy relies on hoping other countries, including the US, believes that nuclear war just isn't worth it.
Eli Ross
There are plenty of Sup Forumsacks who will scream about kikes and globalism and then defend capitalism in the same breath.
Juan Lee
there's about 17 blacks in NK.
Lucas Brown
How did this happen?
Joseph Phillips
Sauce?
It doesn't count if they're in the gulags.
Angel Scott
The chads finally form : giga-chad
Nathan Rodriguez
back when the US was at war with em, some black soldiers and some whites ones too stayed behind (deserters) they were given NK citizenship and some were killed, i saw in a documentary, that two worked as circus animals (essentially). More accurately, they're actors, the black and white guy always play the villain, the evil American and the evil British man, sometimes the black plays an ally from Africa.
Brayden Thompson
Got a link to that documentary? That sounds interesting
Kayden Wilson
damn that's actually pretty interesting
Luis Wright
When you put it that way... WHAT A DICK!!! He's only human. Anyone can fuck his fat ass!
Jaxon Morgan
I watched it on youtube, it was one of those documentaries on there that get broken into parts, one of which was about different races in north korea, i can't seem to find it, just a bunch of south korean bullshit.
Zachary Edwards
Hey Donald, give me a shout-out on Twitter.
Asher Collins
I mean He also has a police state which forces families to turn against each other at the smallest infraction for food incentives
Austin Cook
>>has absolute unquestioned power in his 30s are you retarded?
the miltary could kill him at any time
Lucas Cox
And yet they don't.
Haven't you wondered why?
Xavier Young
if you love it so much, go live there.
Adrian Taylor
Putting aside the fact that North Korea is perhaps the only country on earth besides the Vatican that bans immigration completely, I don't love it. I'm just acknowledging the fact that Kim is only doing what we all wish we could be doing.
Logan Robinson
being something the whole world thinks is a joke?
Sebastian Barnes
Who cares what the rest of the world thinks? That's Juche in a nutshell.
Luke Martin
>>"ughh fuck kim we need to nuke him because daddy trump said so"
Trump is actually afraid of kim
Landon Sanders
military could kill any leader at any time
Angel Hill
I still would not want to rule over a poor shithole.
Christian Adams
Even if that country is full of people who are brainwashed from birth to believe that sucking your cock is the highest privilege they could ever aspire to and is considered the ultimate honor?
Cameron Foster
You guys voted in Trump ffs.
William Cook
I'd still be ruling over a shithole, no thank you.
James Bailey
He litteraly invites Dennis rodnigger to his paradise
Adam Hernandez
>he has a house nigger
Kevin Morales
Trump has Twitter where he can shitpost and nobody can stop him.
And he did everything Kim did even before Kim's conception.
Ryan Johnson
Would be funny if his house boy was a double agent
Parker Hernandez
Trump can't execute anyone who even implies they don't believe what he's saying.