Be you

>be you
>wake up in your room
>notice somethings not right when you turn on the light
>it's your room, but from years ago
>turn on phone, see that it's 4:24 AM January 6th, 2008
>walk outside your room, noticing everything is as it was back then
>quickly boot up your PC to make sure this isn't some sort of peculiar dream
>log in, check google / Sup Forums
>It's no dream, every site is as you remembered it
>look in mirror
>you're a decade younger

What do you do with your political knowledge, and the fact you're 10 years younger and know what will happen for the next decade?

Titties and beer

Id be in iraq. No thanks.

Buy a million Bitcoin

Probably have a wank over my youthful self

I put a lot of money into bitcoin. Dear Christ I would be rich. 10k of btc at 17 cents. I would be a billionaire.

Wake up at 4:24? The days fuckin half over, I'd probably start drinking my beer or 30 and get the fuck goin.
I miss Wisconsin.

I would be too young to do much but at least I could turn my life around for the better h-hah

fuck you and your war

Buy buttcoins.

Bet 10,000 dollars that Donald Trump is going to win the 2016 election.

Oh grow the fuck up you faggot.

I have this fantasy way too often. It’s not healthy. Men should be looking forward not focused on the past.

>tfw we will never go back

Simple. Invest in bitcoin, place large bets on the winners of elections past, and be hailed as a prophet. Only to be burned at the stake y my once devout followers when the clock strikes 2018 and I lose my future seeing powers.

I wonder what he thinks of Julian Assange today.

Vote for Ron Paul in the primary just like I did in 2008. Then vote for the Constitution Party candidate again.

>you piss in a pool somewhere in canada and the butterfly effect causes trump to trip and fall, rupturing his spleen and bleeding out slowly 1 day before the election

>bitcoin
>marry her

>stop drinking myself to death for the next 8 years
>finish the research
>finish the dissertation
>finish the phd

FUCK
U
C
K

>don't let depression fuck up my final exam in high school
>kiss my best friend, knowing he's into me
>go to the best uni
>breeze through it
>recreate all my best work and publish it before I even get a job
>get hired at the lab I actually wanted to work at
>invest in crypto
>get my grandfather the help he needs to avoid his stroke
>stop my neighbour from getting killed by her husband
>stop my sister from marrying her boyfriend
>invest in my brother's business
>have kids

Life could be so much better, given a second chance.

this, that is all you can do obama will win no matter what you do

I buy all bitcoin and then marry that antisemitic South Korean girl I met in grad school.

Short the stock market as leveraged as possible.
Reinvest in March 09
Buy shitcoins
OD on fun and die

fuck

Hu

I place a bet on the 2016 election, bet on the Cubs winning the World Series, mine bitcoins and write about NSA spying so I can be the guy that says “I told you so” when Snowden proves me right. Now I use my fuck you money to buy The Jew York Times and turn it into a message board we all shitpost on.

>What do you do with your political knowledge

Ignore politics entirely and put my life savings into bitcoin.

Well I would have been in the throws of a crippling heroin addiction, so I probably would have thought up a way to get heroin.

Everything I own in bitcoin. Once I'm a billionaire a decade later I can start using my money to buy power and influence the world.

Bitcoin didnt exist in 2008

Also you could have mined it for basically free in 2009 and 2010

Take more risks even if I die before the decade is over.
Also invest heavily into bitcoin.

This. Mine a million buttcoins the moment it gets announced, while it's still possible to mine them on a potato.

Your investment would probably butterfly effect the whole thing into crashing haha

>Do school right, avoid all the shit that kept me from finishing faster
>Save her
>Consequently also save son
Nothing has gone the way I planned lads.

Buy alot of bitcoin and short the fuck out of the market.

buy bitcoin so I can be a NEET in the future

1. make unfathomable amounts of money from investments

2. I dunno, probably start buying media cooperations in preparation for having my candidate beat Obama in 2012.

3. Start a private security firm similar to Blackwater, focusing on getting all the Spec Ops manpower I can get my hands on.

4. Become tight with US intelligence sector, and start recruiting from them too.

5. Make it appear that I passed away, and adopt a new persona where I run things from the shadow.

6. I dunno, do some super villain shit.

>Vetements Boots

Literally probably $1k shoes. What a waste of air

Save money and leave.

>no option to savescum life
Shit design desu

exploit the housing crisis
bet on trump
bet on bitcoin
try to change the past as little as possible

Invest in Bitcoin and bet on Trump and Obama victories when possible.

>What do you do with your political knowledge, and the fact you're 10 years younger and know what will happen for the next decade?
Buy a shit load of bitcoin, invest in amazon and netflix, put all of my money on sports bets, exploit intel Meltdown bug to do some fuckery

Don't be stupid. The payoff wouldn't happen for too long. Off the top of my head, you went something super gay like fb or Apple options to build the bankroll. Although i guess btc was practically free at first.

lol u sound like you could use a break

Keep myself from diving headfirst into the deep, dark hole of hedonism with my first gf. 10 years on and I'm still not finished digging my head out of that shit

Nothing political even comes close

Drop out of college. Gear life towards gaining Bitcoin. Move over Soros.

Make sure my best and only friend doesn't die in 2015.

You had a hard life...

This.

>tfw you're crying because this will never happen

i would probably fuck it all up over again

He??

>Buy 5k bitcoins with money I have from mowing lawns
>Actually get my licenses instead of waiting till I'm 22
>Fuck around and just have fun being NEET for the rest of my life instead of being a family man as I currently am

mesage all my relatives asking for their old computers so i can build a bitcoin mining army

fucking aussie lmao

I would then and there go bet money on Donnie being the winner of the 2016 race.

Turn on Gorilla TV and chill out as usual

Drop out of high school and wait to buy Bitcoin. Move to Florida and sell heroin until 19k

Invest in Bitcoin and stock
Buy an Island for Sup Forums
Control the media with my money, become the new Soros and Rothschilds

Buy bitcoin and bet all money on Trump winning

And then they cry for communism because of the absence of wealth

You have to go back.

Buy gold. Use the profits to later buy bitcoin and houses after the market Bottoms out.