>be you >wake up in your room >notice somethings not right when you turn on the light >it's your room, but from years ago >turn on phone, see that it's 4:24 AM January 6th, 2008 >walk outside your room, noticing everything is as it was back then >quickly boot up your PC to make sure this isn't some sort of peculiar dream >log in, check google / Sup Forums >It's no dream, every site is as you remembered it >look in mirror >you're a decade younger
What do you do with your political knowledge, and the fact you're 10 years younger and know what will happen for the next decade?
Austin Davis
Titties and beer
Hunter Richardson
Id be in iraq. No thanks.
Nathaniel Martin
Buy a million Bitcoin
Xavier James
Probably have a wank over my youthful self
Ryan Martin
I put a lot of money into bitcoin. Dear Christ I would be rich. 10k of btc at 17 cents. I would be a billionaire.
Brandon Baker
Wake up at 4:24? The days fuckin half over, I'd probably start drinking my beer or 30 and get the fuck goin. I miss Wisconsin.
Elijah Baker
I would be too young to do much but at least I could turn my life around for the better h-hah
Jayden Diaz
fuck you and your war
Blake Rodriguez
Buy buttcoins.
Gavin Jackson
Bet 10,000 dollars that Donald Trump is going to win the 2016 election.
Leo Nguyen
Oh grow the fuck up you faggot.
Gabriel Price
I have this fantasy way too often. It’s not healthy. Men should be looking forward not focused on the past.
Angel Torres
>tfw we will never go back
Chase Rogers
Simple. Invest in bitcoin, place large bets on the winners of elections past, and be hailed as a prophet. Only to be burned at the stake y my once devout followers when the clock strikes 2018 and I lose my future seeing powers.
Nicholas Rivera
I wonder what he thinks of Julian Assange today.
Thomas Flores
Vote for Ron Paul in the primary just like I did in 2008. Then vote for the Constitution Party candidate again.
Parker Lee
>you piss in a pool somewhere in canada and the butterfly effect causes trump to trip and fall, rupturing his spleen and bleeding out slowly 1 day before the election
Hunter Sanchez
>bitcoin >marry her
Levi Cook
>stop drinking myself to death for the next 8 years >finish the research >finish the dissertation >finish the phd
FUCK U C K
Matthew Brown
>don't let depression fuck up my final exam in high school >kiss my best friend, knowing he's into me >go to the best uni >breeze through it >recreate all my best work and publish it before I even get a job >get hired at the lab I actually wanted to work at >invest in crypto >get my grandfather the help he needs to avoid his stroke >stop my neighbour from getting killed by her husband >stop my sister from marrying her boyfriend >invest in my brother's business >have kids
Life could be so much better, given a second chance.
Grayson Taylor
this, that is all you can do obama will win no matter what you do
Isaac Adams
I buy all bitcoin and then marry that antisemitic South Korean girl I met in grad school.
Ryan Gutierrez
Short the stock market as leveraged as possible. Reinvest in March 09 Buy shitcoins OD on fun and die
Charles Russell
fuck
Grayson Nguyen
Hu
Isaiah Peterson
I place a bet on the 2016 election, bet on the Cubs winning the World Series, mine bitcoins and write about NSA spying so I can be the guy that says “I told you so” when Snowden proves me right. Now I use my fuck you money to buy The Jew York Times and turn it into a message board we all shitpost on.
Isaac Mitchell
>What do you do with your political knowledge
Ignore politics entirely and put my life savings into bitcoin.
Xavier Peterson
Well I would have been in the throws of a crippling heroin addiction, so I probably would have thought up a way to get heroin.
Jose Moore
Everything I own in bitcoin. Once I'm a billionaire a decade later I can start using my money to buy power and influence the world.
Justin Turner
Bitcoin didnt exist in 2008
Also you could have mined it for basically free in 2009 and 2010
Samuel Reed
Take more risks even if I die before the decade is over. Also invest heavily into bitcoin.
Chase White
This. Mine a million buttcoins the moment it gets announced, while it's still possible to mine them on a potato.
Jacob Gonzalez
Your investment would probably butterfly effect the whole thing into crashing haha
Nathan Wood
>Do school right, avoid all the shit that kept me from finishing faster >Save her >Consequently also save son Nothing has gone the way I planned lads.
Elijah Cook
Buy alot of bitcoin and short the fuck out of the market.
John Hernandez
buy bitcoin so I can be a NEET in the future
Caleb Campbell
1. make unfathomable amounts of money from investments
2. I dunno, probably start buying media cooperations in preparation for having my candidate beat Obama in 2012.
3. Start a private security firm similar to Blackwater, focusing on getting all the Spec Ops manpower I can get my hands on.
4. Become tight with US intelligence sector, and start recruiting from them too.
5. Make it appear that I passed away, and adopt a new persona where I run things from the shadow.
6. I dunno, do some super villain shit.
Kevin Thompson
>Vetements Boots
Literally probably $1k shoes. What a waste of air
Sebastian Miller
Save money and leave.
Adam Adams
>no option to savescum life Shit design desu
Jaxon Roberts
exploit the housing crisis bet on trump bet on bitcoin try to change the past as little as possible
Christopher Thomas
Invest in Bitcoin and bet on Trump and Obama victories when possible.
Ayden Sanders
>What do you do with your political knowledge, and the fact you're 10 years younger and know what will happen for the next decade? Buy a shit load of bitcoin, invest in amazon and netflix, put all of my money on sports bets, exploit intel Meltdown bug to do some fuckery
Isaac Lee
Don't be stupid. The payoff wouldn't happen for too long. Off the top of my head, you went something super gay like fb or Apple options to build the bankroll. Although i guess btc was practically free at first.
Jaxson King
lol u sound like you could use a break
Kayden Morgan
Keep myself from diving headfirst into the deep, dark hole of hedonism with my first gf. 10 years on and I'm still not finished digging my head out of that shit
Nothing political even comes close
Easton Roberts
Drop out of college. Gear life towards gaining Bitcoin. Move over Soros.
Juan Sanchez
Make sure my best and only friend doesn't die in 2015.
Elijah Rodriguez
You had a hard life...
Jack Campbell
This.
Juan Rivera
>tfw you're crying because this will never happen
i would probably fuck it all up over again
Dylan Baker
He??
William Rivera
>Buy 5k bitcoins with money I have from mowing lawns >Actually get my licenses instead of waiting till I'm 22 >Fuck around and just have fun being NEET for the rest of my life instead of being a family man as I currently am
Elijah Ward
mesage all my relatives asking for their old computers so i can build a bitcoin mining army
Michael Brown
fucking aussie lmao
Leo Bell
I would then and there go bet money on Donnie being the winner of the 2016 race.
Angel Ross
Turn on Gorilla TV and chill out as usual
Thomas Gutierrez
Drop out of high school and wait to buy Bitcoin. Move to Florida and sell heroin until 19k
Lincoln Garcia
Invest in Bitcoin and stock Buy an Island for Sup Forums Control the media with my money, become the new Soros and Rothschilds
Andrew Ross
Buy bitcoin and bet all money on Trump winning
Christian Long
And then they cry for communism because of the absence of wealth
Kevin Cook
You have to go back.
Asher Collins
Buy gold. Use the profits to later buy bitcoin and houses after the market Bottoms out.