What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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You guys didn't take our guns away hard enough.

1913

defending the king of mutts

Third world immigration.

They supported the existence of the jewish and negro race instead of the existence of the white race.

from the begining everything went wrong.
Brits should have won war against filthy rebels

>Be a group of rich European idealists who believe in the individual over the state
>Rebel against the very nation keeping you protected
>Start a war over 5% tax on tea. Yes, just 5% tax
>Win a war thanks to France to which we repay the king by supporting the rebels that would later murder the king
>Create a nation where the individual pays no tax and the state has little to no power over the individual.
>"hurr durr muh NAP, people always to the right thing"
>Basically watch your entire political beliefs just implode and plot a new government
>Spend awhile realizing how shitty people actually are and research ways to fix it
>Commit treason and establish a new constitution that years prior they would have been vehemently against
>Constitution founded
>The agricultural south becomes very different from the industrialized north
>The south reminds the north that they made a deal in the constitution that says they have the right to slavery
>North says "hurrr no we didn't, heres a law that says you can't do this"
>North continues to be a dick and pushes to harm the Southern economy with trade tariffs
>South finally gets fed up and leaves, handing the entire control of Congress, the supreme court, and the presidency to the Republicans for 4 years
>The radical Republicans pass the most controversial policies in US history with this power. The IRS? Yeah, who the hell do you think passed that?
>North wins a war by just throwing people against more people, literally how they won
>Pass legislation to keep all people from the confederacy from serving in any form of Government
>Literally cock block any southerners from holding any form of office for a whole generation
>At some point the current president, Ulysses S. Grant, realizes how shitty the Jews are and kicks them out
Shall I go on?

Getting into the world wars and bringing all that European bullshit back with them. webm unrelated

Yes please

>how shitty the Jews are and kicks them out
When did this happen?

>Politics in the South become so polarized due to you only being able to elect a northerner and almost half the population are illiterate and are voting off their disgust of their former owners rather than actual politics
>Whites try to maintain control by voter intimidation
>The Republicans have to pass 3 amendments promising blacks the right to vote
>South remains fucked to this day
>Be election of 1886, William McKinley wins
>Has a successful first term and the economy is doing fine, leads us into the Spanish-American war he really didn't want to get into, but did it at the will of the people
>Election of 1900 comes around. Politicians want Teddy Roosevelt out of the political sphere because the guy is a hardcore socialist, sorry "progressive."
>Make Teddy VP because VP doesn't do anything
>McKinley was assassinated, probs the Jews
>Roosevelt fulfills his dream of turning a peaceful capitalist country into an imperialist one
>Roosevelt transforms our economy from a laissez-faire based economy to a more socialist restricted one, among this he founds the FDA, the department of the interior (our national parks), and a few other things
>Economy does very well and America has now been introduced to the deadly concept of socialism
>Roosevelt decides to for-go his 2nd term and hunt Elephants in Africa recommending his buddy William Taft to take over
>Towards the end of Taft's presidency Roosevelt comes back to see America is turning back to laissez-faire capitalism. We cant have this!
>Roosevelt runs for a 2nd term in the next election with his own party, the "Bull Moose Party" (progressive party, unofficially)
>The Republican party is now split between Roosevelt and Taft
>The Democrat wins this election due to the other side being divided
>Woodrow Wilson, a former president of Princeton, takes the office
>He's pretty good, leaves the white house open for the public to come in during Christmas for a few years
>WW1 begins to stir up in Europe
I'll continue

Your clip is fascinating. I wish I had Gorilla TV like Trump.

I think you lost your touch, bud.

I have never seen US history been put into such a context. Very entertaining. It does make us sound like a pretty shity country

1860
1913
1939
1965

>culture
>slavery
>giving uneducated idiots a voice and power

How'd you get access to Trump's gorilla feed?

>Start a new nation, founders explicitly state that it is meant for whites
>Bring in thousands of blacks
>Treat them shitty for centuries
>Finally make them citizens, disregarding what founders told you
>You now have a significant population in your country with an average IQ of 80 and whose history pretty much consists of being oppressed by whites
>Cherry on the cake: pretty much everyone can have a gun
It's like a recipe for a race war

Whos talking commie scum

>Wilson disagrees with America fighting in the war
>Wilson does fine as president mostly except one major thing
>December of 1913, most congress members were out of Washington and home with their families
>Congress decides to take a vote on the Currency bill (H.R. 7837) with just 68 out of 100 senators voting on the bill, this bill would later be renamed to the Federal Reserve Act of 1913
>Wilson runs for reelection on the promise of not getting involved in WW1
>Wilson wins
>A year into his presidency America enters WW1
>Wilson suffers a stroke and his condition gets so bad his cabinet takes over for him halfway through his term
>Warren G. Harding, a republican, wins
>His presidency consisted of two interesting things: 1. he often wrote love letters and named his penis "Jerry" and 2. Nominated William Taft, yes the former president, to be a Supreme Court Judge which he would go on to serve until the '30s
>1920's happens and ends up being the last truly American decade
>Said Federal Reserve system decides to test its power, oops they made a mistake
>Caused the Great Depression
>incumbent Herbert Hoover, a republican, runs on a platform of just letting the free market fix itself
>the public isn't happy
>elects FDR who promises his "new deal" platform will save America!
>Pays people to go around and paint buildings, pick up trash, and take photos (this is why there are so many photos of the 1930's)
>Convinces the public that social security is a good thing, even know he knows full well its a pyramid scheme in its finest
>Most people would die before ever collecting their social security cheque, this worked well until medicine in the '60s allowed people to actually use this program
>Passed minimum wage
>FDR drags America into WW2
>only president to win 4 times, only served 3.
>Suffered polio and was unable to walk, didn't want to make America appear weak so he hid this condition until he died
>Died while a portrait of him was being painted

this is a good fanfic, pls go on

>VP takes over not knowing a single thing about the war
>VP makes a decision to nuke Japan twice within his first two months of entering the presidency and not knowing anything about the war
>serves two terms for some reason
>General Eisenhower wins and was shocked by how advanced Nazi Germany was
>Eisenhower orders the construction of the US interstate highway system modeled after the German Autobahn system
>Congress will not pass this bill for civilian usage so Eisenhower passes it for military usage
>Our highways were literally designed for tanks to drive in both directions at the same time, any bridge must be able to support a tank for this reason
>Worth noting this was the last time Republicans would have control over both houses of Congress, or any single house for more than 4 years until 1992
>Democrats pass new immigration reform in the 60's which we would begin to feel going into the '90s and 2000's
I could go on but you guys already know the rest

Wrong? Hmmm... the greatest empire in the history of the World.

Jealousy

You think 1/3 of colonists who supported rebellion did so simply bc of a tax?

Mass Jewish immigration

1787... oops you missed one

Retarded 2 party political system where your vote doesn't matter.

>When did this happen?
General Order No. 11 (1862), my mistake I thought this was during his presidency but was actually done during the Civil war

>I think you lost your touch, bud.
probably, it's 5:34 am here and I haven't slept for well over 24 hours at this point

>I have never seen US history been put into such a context. Very entertaining. It does make us sound like a pretty shity country
It's certainly biased, I went for more obscure things and things that have always annoyed me about our history. That's probably why it seems so negative

>You think 1/3 of colonists who supported rebellion did so simply bc of a tax?
Tax's and our obsession for enlightenment ideals that would later prove to be mostly false and what worked would later go on to cause issue for our more "diverse" population

Dixiecucks killed Lincoln before he could send niggers back to Africa.

>You're just jealous, we're the greatest
Tic toc tic toc

woman's rights

46 > 24
46 > 13
46 > 14
How do they figure that there aren't minority groups? Shit tier negro logic at best.

South lost

It means that there will be no group who constitutes more than 50% of the population.
But I don't care about the words, it's the numbers in the pic that matter

Jews
Literally

Replacing the individual with the group (basically more socialist policies)

A civil rights movement that half of white people never excepted as necessary, people not understanding what income inequality actually means, merging of religion and politics, and the birth of alternative right wing media in the 80s and 90s.

It’s really the corporatists and heirs of private business fault, they just wanted to keep all the money their dads gave them. But now that people don’t believe in science, they’ve lost control because people will literally believe anything as long as it fucks over liberals, which fucks over everyone eventually

>Woodrow Wilson, a slave to the international banking system, takes the office and sets up a central bank so we're in the hands of Jews forever
>"He's pretty good"

Fuck Woodrow Wilson. Little rat faggot ruined the country. JFK tried to undo his mistake and look what the Jews did to him.

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