What is this face trying to convey

What is this face trying to convey

She knows she's already won Salaryman's heart.

She knows the superiority of paizuri

I got into this series a couple weeks ago. Can't believe I missed it until now. Also, this is the most unrealistic anime I've ever seen, even counting every super robot show I've seen.

>JUST MARRY ALREADY: The Anime

(See also: Mr. and Mrs. Senpai.)

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Latest tawawa.

theres no escape from paizuri

Well, you can if you're too stupid to notice a tawawa's affections (pic related).

Which two Tawawas would form the ultimate double paizuri pair?
Also do we have a name for this new girl?

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i dont follow

thirst for semen.

Also:
>Glad-We-Waited-chan

She fucking stinks

>Also do we have a name for this new girl?

前髪ちゃん.

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Did you watch the anime? She's got a long time crush on a guy from back in middle school, and he goes to her konbini regularly. He doesn't remember her, possibly because he wasn't around for her spectacular "growth" in high school.

>Bangs-chan

Butt being tickled by a feather.

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Ai and Volleyball guesting as cheerleaders?

>I wanna scream. You know? I wanna be fucked so hard I don't even know my own name anymore.

>not volunteering to fix her stench with your tongue
user, kindly just fuck off to /y/. this isn't the place for you.

>Also, this is the most unrealistic anime I've ever seen, even counting every super robot show I've seen.
No, I quite believe that some men are naturally attracted to women with nice sized breasts, and that there are some girls in the world who just know about this and are not opposed (or even willing) to take advantage of it, such that the foundation of what may or may not be a meaningful relationship starts off as, spoken of or not, a mutual recognition of a nice set of honkin' tiddies.

I like to think that our happy couple is pragmatic enough to accept that their relationship isn't some cliched idealized story-book romance. They just find each other pleasant to be around to spend their lives together, which is just good enough.

Damn I need more adult Ai-chan, not kouhai-chan.

It's Ai-chan.

I'm literally riding a train in Tokyo right now, as I do multiple times a day. I have seen 0 (zero) large breasted, cute girls who ask me to protect them from getting touched on a train and then give me their exploded chest buttons, and I've seen 0 other people in the same position.

it's almost like the series is based off of wish fulfillment and not real life

Why does this have to be a short show. Fuck life.

It's almost like my original comment was a joke about how it's even more far removed from real like than super robot anime.

wew

These two have had sex by now, right?

Yes

>it's even more far removed from real like than super robot anime

Yes user, it's even more removed from reality because you personally haven't seen it, unlike super robot anime. Which is of course, grounded in realism.

>I don't know what hyperbole or jokes are
I weep for humanity when I read posts like yours.

Your jokes suck.

The other user is right in every way. You're a fucking retard.

Getting angry isn't going to make your "jokes" retroactively funny.

1. That wasn't me
2. You are literal aids. Fuck off back to whatever shithole you came from. You are obviously underaged.

She just farted and is waiting to see how you react when you smell it. Silent but deadly.

There are a lot of better places to channel that anger user. Maybe you can find some constructive way to release that butthurt. Well, just don't go into comedy.

>that wasn't me

If you actually posted here any length of time, you should know this means less than nothing.

>u r mad xDDD
>wht u say means nuffin!!1 x))
>>>/middleschool/

You probably don't even know the definition of irony.

>no u
Brilliant.

It sure sounds like you expect to be taken seriously.

I bet you aren't even saging your shitposts.

That is a whole lot of words just to say you are a buttmad 12 year old.

So you aren't. Rude.

>p-posts that don't agree with me are shitposts!

You're so cute user.

No, my joke was great. You're just an idiot, and possibly autistic.

My money is on of age, but autistic.

>No, my joke was great

Now THAT is a good joke.

>cute
Undeniable proof that you're either new or underaged. Fuck off.

Well babies are kind of cute until they start screaming. Kind of like your little sperg out right now.

>fuck off

What is it you hope to achieve by autistically spamming this?

Perhaps you should have thought about that before sperging out over basic figures of speech. You literally have symptoms of autism.

>Perhaps you should have thought about that before

About what user?

It IS pretty cute that you randomly use these phrases you think sound cool, but are actually super autistic because they make no sense in context. It's like you can't even parse simple English phrases.

>Too stupid to pick up on hyperbole
>Start shitposting up a storm

It's time to stop bullying the retard.

>uses tons of pretentious language to sound smart on a Saudi sand castle board
>u-ur using phrases to sound c-c-cool

Stay in school, bucko.

>It's time to stop bullying the retard

See? Like this.

It's very cute what you are doing user. Pretending to be two people and all. Nobody else would get so worked up over their "humour" being called what it is.

And you're just proving me right. You may as well be dancing in the palm of my hand user.

It signifies that you're about to enter the NTR zone. Fasten your seatbelt and expect to receive a video featuring her going down on some other guy soon.

>full retard

Time to calm the autism, user. Mommy's gonna ground you soon!

This is some pretty aggressive shitposting. Better hurry up and get to the "I was only pretending" part soon.

Bad thread, bad series.

So are all the tawawas non virgins

Yes, after their respective MCkun plows them.

Really user, I'm not sure how you can consider that proof at all. Oh, well I guess you could if you didn't have such an undeveloped brain.

But that's to be expected with that sense of humour.

>putting this much effort into being asshurt
Kill yourself

Phone posting and lying at the same time

What were they doing here?
I find it very difficult to believe that a bombshell like Ai-chan would do lewd things with a spineless salaryman who's twice her age so the most reasonable assumption is that she turned the lights off to change into a different outfit or something.

>this much effort

Oh dear. Posting a picture and typing a few words is a lot of effort to you?

"I am the paizuri"

The completely different prose between me and the other guy hasn't clued you in yet? You're doing a terrible job at defending your (lack of) language skills.

>Oh dear
>>>/anywherebuthere/

>The completely different prose

Are you saying you're even too stupid to type differently?

How embarrassing.

To think you would even get out the phone. You are really desperate now aren't you?

It's time to admit you weren't just pretending to be retarded, then leave the thread

>literally making up a story as he goes on

The mental gymnastics are too much. This is study worthy!

>Actually being this asshurt that you're trying to claim samefag
See it's funny because the other guy and I know we're two different people, so no matter how much you kick and scream, or even do the "type like a condescending homosexual" thing, at the end of the day we're sitting here laughing because you're objectively wrong, and you're an idiot.

>This is study worthy!

To think that something so simple is considered study worthy to you. You've even started posting "smug" pictures, you must be mad now.

>posting pictures means he's mad gaiz!!

>it's funny because me and my alias know we're two different people

It's even funnier to me that you're going so far as to pretend to be two different people. You can pretend all you want user, but you and me both know the truth.

>we're sitting here laughing

I'm sure you'd like to be thought of as doing that. But, again, you and me both know the truth here.

Holy shit, just post a time-stamped picture of a driver's licence or something (with no personal info). I already said I was on a train Tokyo, so as long as you don't live here , he's not going to mental gymnastics his way out of it, and with any luck he'll go drink bleach or something.

you are an idiot

You are an angry idiot.

I think you missed the point of the original claim in

"I literally don't know what hyperbole is" isn't a point.

what would i be angry about? you're retarded

I retract my earlier statement about you being bad at humour.

You actually have talent user. You really do.

>Miss a joke completely
>Try to act clever to cover it up
Sorry, the chance to display wit is lost once you've outed yourself as a retard.

I'd be angry if I were too stupid to figure out how capital letters and periods work, too.

I think everyone saw the casual hyperbole joke but the point was still there and the user replied with a similar level of joking in his
But then you went full autistics and had to say the exact data for what would happen

I didn't say you had talent in understanding clever things. Which you clearly don't, seeing as the entire thread went over your head.

>joking
See
Again, when you spell out "I literally didn't understand the joke" you're not allowed to back pedal and pretend you actually understood the whole time.

>Again, when you spell out "I literally didn't understand the joke"

user, you have to remember to keep the stuff that is happening inside your head separate from your understanding of what's happening outside of it.

Everybody understood your "joke"

>Reply seriously to hyperbole indicating that you didn't get the joke
>"No, I got the joke."
>Get called stupid by two people
>"S-Samefag!"
Do the faux gay speech thing again, it makes you sound smart. (Since you're probably bad at picking up on sarcasm as well, that was also a joke)

Anime thread

You're the funniest joke here user. Don't try to one up yourself.

>Still doubling down
Impressive, especially after blatantly missing the joke. I feel bad for your caretaker.

Is this nigga really shitposting on his phone in a Tawawa thread?

You have no right to call anyone pathetic, ever. Please, try lurking moar and posting less, it will help your crippling autism.

Is this newfag meta posting while pretending to be an oldfag? Try not posting at all.

I wonder what new heights of butthurt you'll reach user. Surely this is almost Guinness record worthy by now.