You're walking through the park and come across a little girl making exasperated sounds. As you approach...

You're walking through the park and come across a little girl making exasperated sounds. As you approach, you realize she is trying to push a button high up on a vending machine, but can't quite reach.

What do you do?
>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
>Get down on one knee and let her climb up on your leg to reach the button
>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button
>Push her down and call her a short little faget
>Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits

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>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button

Probably this.

How old is she again?

FPBP

Ignore her.

Put my hands under her skirt and lift her up to reach the button.

[x] Genuflect

Press the button, beat her up, eat/drink whatever she wanted and walk off

Let her climb on my shoulders to reach it, because as I am also a little girl and wouldn't be able to lift her high enough otherwise.

Wait, doesn't that mean that I'm Akarin?

>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button
This. I want to be like a cool onii-chan, but I also want to feel those delicious armpits.

>Ask her how to enter the nudist scene
Arigato gozaimas

I realize that I'm not a pedo and walk away

>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button
This is a one way ticket to prison.

>Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits
This one too, but at least it'd be worth it.

So you wouldn't help her get the drink she wanted? Sounds like you're just a jerk.

I press the button, quickly pick up whatever comes out of the vendnng machine while she is distracted, then wave the thing above her head, slightly beyond her reach, with an evil grin. Then, if it's not glass or something fragile, I throw it into nearest bush and say "Fetch!".

>>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
or
>>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button

eight (8)

>>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
or alternatively
>run up, slap a random button for some tea or coffee, run away laughing

If she was 3D, i would call her a little short fagget. If she was an animu loli, i would lift her to push the button and then i would grab her drink and run away.

Must suck to be a poor Filipino who can't afford enough internet for pornhub, now that their president forbade them from using that site and is also killing them for using drugs.
Trying to fap to still images on an image board is just too sad.

Realistically? I just keep walking. Going anywhere near little girls is just plain dangerous. Last time they pulled me into a van when I came to check out their classic rock collection

Are you telling me what I would do to Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)? I will tell you what I will do to Hanako Oomuro age eight (8). First I will take Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s armpits and rub Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s sweat over my face, shortly before I pick up Hanako Oomuro age eight (8) and dig my nose into Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s cunny and friction burn Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s perineum from vigorous rubbing. I will then proceed to peel off Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s clothes, from head to toe, maintaining constant attention to Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s nipples, rubbing them in a circular motion, enough to make Hanako Oomuro age eight (8) convulse into orgasm. Once I reach Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s pantsu, I will tear them off in a wedgie motion, Hanako Oomuro age eight (8) shrieking for a brief moment of pain/tension before revealing Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s petite yet thicc age eight (8) buttocks. After working my tongue like a buffer on Hanako Oomuro age eight (8)'s lower cheeks and girl holes I will invite Sakurako Oomuro age thirteen (13) to an platonic yet insecestual threesome with Hanako Oomuro age eight (8) and I, ending the night with Hanako Oomuro age eight (8) covered with my viscous Chinatsu Yoshikawa age thirteen (13) girl-goo.

Dammit Sakurako.

>>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
This is the less likely to get me jail time so this.

Pancakes are delicious dashi.

>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button
Considering this is a 2D scenario I pick this

in 3D you just leave. You're risking arrest and 3D little girls are disgusting little shitters

[x] tell her to pay me if he wants help, otherwise I leave

This.

>[X] Kick her face with the power of a thousand suns

POST YUI HUGGING A PILLOW

Pancakes are pasty and disgusting. Flaky, crisp waffles are the superior choice.

loli haet waffle

>Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits
This.

Then I marry her.

[x] Kidnap her and then rape her daily until I get caught by the police.

What if I offered loli pancakes with strawberries and cream?

[x] Put my hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button while casually trying to feel up her cute nipples
[x] Let her ride my ochinchin while I'm standing up so she can reach the button

punch her in the cunny

Too young, needs be 9 to be considered a loli.
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Oh, I remember thi...
>2 years ago
>I did nothing but browse Sup Forums for 2 years

Rip off her clothes.

>strip and cover her from nudity

>>I did nothing but browse Sup Forums for 2 years
Don't worry, it gets better when you accept that your life is a failure and there's nothing you can do about it.

Ask her if she needs any help.
>If she says no
Leave.
>If she says yes
Help, wish her a nice day, then leave.

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[x]Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits

Last option

I'll take the last option. Can you get armpits pregnant

Only one way to find out.

>>Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits
Oh yeah man that's my shit

Eggs

Lift her up by the armpits and then hold her up and put her down with one of my arms under her butt for support. Then go to the bathroom and jerk off using her little girl armpit sweat as lubricant while I replay what her little butt felt like until I ejaculate.

Lifting her up by her arms seems like the most awkward option, I'll take twenty

Do you think you could last eight (8) pumps inside Hanako's armpit cunny?

I'm not even sure if I could last eight (8) nanoseconds.

>run up, slap a random button for some tea or coffee, run away laughing
nigga stole my idea

Push her down
Bullies rule

>flip her skirt up
>grab a free drink when she runs away embarrassed
>pretty great day over all

She is of consenting age in Saudi Arabia.

Miu is ripe for breeding.

She seems to be enjoying it, tho'

That's a pancake

Do you think she could take eight (8) inches?

All of you are filthy child fuckers. I'm calling the police and having you arrested. Filthy scum.

Hey, that's not fair. This thread is about helping a sweet little girl get a nice beverage from a vending machine. Nothing lewd going on here!

It's not my fault that little girls are so sexy.

You disgusting criminal scum need to spend you time behind bars to fix your glaring mental issues.
How could anyone want to have sex with something this cute? It's absurd!

i dindu nuffin

But you see, for a loli, cute and sexy are synonyms.
It's not my fault that god made the cunny so much stronger than the man.

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I would get down on one knee and kiss her armpits as she reaches for the button, while praying in my head that she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu".

Option C: unzip

>Drag her behind a nearby bush and do unspeakable things to her armpits

if alone/with other guys
>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
probably minus headpat

if with girls consider
>Get down on one knee and let her climb up on your leg to reach the button
or
>Put your hands under her arms and lift her up to reach the button
because it would be cute
However, only consider these options if also shaved that morning

Delicious legs. I want to have a threesome with Sakurako and Hanako.

So you're either a pedo or you hate children these days uh?

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Fuck pedos! How could anyone get off to the idea of removing a little girl's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow.
The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke.
I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours.
It is truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with a sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. You're all sick in the head.

you leave my imouto and daughteru alone.

Since the vending machine probably has a bunch of buttons stacked in a row
>ask loli which drink she wants
>press button
>see her run off with said drink
>get a canned tea
>sit down on a bench
>drink tea
>go do what I was planning to do

>see her run off with said drink

Lewd

>tfw you can't do anything nice for children without being accused of being a pedophile
I mean I am a pedophile but it's still wrong to assume it

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>But Mr. Lolice officer they're only drawings and not actual people
>turn 360 degrees and run for it
wasn't that hard

>get shot 34 times for resisting arrest

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>tfw white pedophiles are treated worse than black people
What kind of world are we living in?

use her as bait to set a trap for an akari

But officer, there's nothing wrong with being a pedophile.

Beat her up and steal her money. The weak should fear the strong.

>Press the button for her then pat her head when she says "D-domo arigatou gozaimasu."
?This one. she gets a drink and a headpat.

>in the back
>by accident

How does it taste like?

what about black pedophiles?

No one gives a shit about them, no one reports.

DELET

>>Push her down and call her a short little faget

Those just get arrested.

Fun story, the guy who ran my HS anime club was some black guy who got arrested for CP.

That explains why the reaction to being accused of being a pedo in loli threads is to scream about how much they hate 3D little girls, because that doesn't look like overcompensation at all.