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Is it true that excessive masturbation turns you into a balding soyboy? I'm 26 and my hair is really thin. My brother's 34 and has a full head of hair and so does my 64yo dad. Dad only recently started to lose hair.

Am i fucked Sup Forums?

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Nah your mom just cucked your dad with some bald fuck

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You lose vital nutrients when you ejaculate, inside a woman or a sock doesn't matter which. If you want to retain your hair you need to rub you emissions into your scalp right after you ejaculate. True story, confirmed science. All the accredited academicians support and do this, the ones with hair anyway.

Male pattern baldness is a sign of testosterone.

Note how women don't generally lose their hair.

The full head of hair is a sign of soy.

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Thats why everyone should start taking female hormones.

I don't know about bald, but I legit went from masturbating 12 times a day and feeling good, to not masturbating for a whole week and rarely having sex with my wife and feeling great.
It gives you a huge energy boost. And it frees up way more time than you think (unless you're a one pump chump).

>Am I fucked?
I dunno, maybe wear a wig or get bosley or something. I don't know many people who are bald that have tried to not be bald, the hair regen kits allegedly work though from what I hear.

If you smoke or drink that's likely to shorten your life by a lot, and I have heard from some family it caused baldness is some of them, so maybe try cutting that.

Good luck

>communist filth

The only supplement i'd recommend to a commie is iodine, everyone should take some iodine, but for you i'd also recommend cyanide 75mg 2x a day with food.

Ask your dad if he recently started masturbating

>amerimutt
Bugs...easy on the edge...

>masturbate once or twice daily
>has full head of hair, full beard, chest, arm and leg hair

It's just your genes.

>dog
>food
I know you want both, but pick one.

>hes posting memeballs
Absolutely disgusting and irredemable

Nah, your hair is think because you buying shampoo from capitalists. If i was you i would stop using shampoo made for white people, especially if it is made in Germany and produced by Jewish owner.

hahahahah what the fuck is that
it's literally a third world meme
holy fuck

Maybe? It does seem to warp a lot of people's sexual tastes. Many think that's why faggotry and men wearing dresses is increasing. If you think about it, it makes sense when you read queer commments online they do seem to pretty much be ONLY about sexual and porn shit all the time. Obsessing about sex is effeminate anyway. Lemons to Lemonade.

I fap at least once a day and I have great hair,
have a friend who started going bald in high school. feels bad man

How is it different from the shit you post?

I don’t masturbate often as I live with my fiancé and we have sex daily usually. But sometimes I just get the urge to beat one out. I don’t watch porn though because I don’t want to support jew industries and I think watching sex is sort of cucky, so I either do it without any sort of visual stimulation or I look at hentai stuff. I really just need a picture to get fully hard sometimes and then I’m all imagination. People who excessively jack off and watch porn are usually lowlifes with extreme fetishes

Ask your father if he started masturbating recently.

wh*teboi love to get off on their women being BLACKED

~~~Evasions~~~
Hehe Mind Aids unless you Jewish, then you a clever cockroach

Hehehe, ah temporary setback. Besides nothing compared to our rapes in colonialism/slavery. But that was beneficial for you genes so... ur welcome? So we still loose I guess dammit

I guess we gonna actually annihilate you like you claim we did this time around. did you know that the pure-blooded African has invented nothing, not one thing in history? And actually when you do a human IQ test on a Chimpanzee a smart chimpanzee scores higher than a below average Pygmy African
#Hatefacts
Lol

Niggers should have a limited form of internet and only so humans can laugh at how dumb they are.

>>>r/the_donald
You have to go back geezer

Because he posts good memes, yours fucking suck.
The left STILL cant meme

I can confirm that you'll feel better if you don't fap as much. I still fap, but only every 48 hours or so.

Huh, so this is what you call good... I couldnt expect any less from a brainless right wing parasite

You are on huge internet right now. Look it up. Search "masturbation" and "hair loss"

A communist saying we have to go back to redddit?!?!!?!?!,! Hahahahahhaha wtf you guys just nationalize our insults you parasitic leeches. Lol proof your a bunch of idiots that can’t create anything! 10/10

requesting sauce for fap

believe it's the same one

also requesting sauce on this blubber chubber for fap purposes

Magnesium makes your dick into a cum firehose

anyone know who this fluid druid is?

Parasite?!?!?!,!,! You see!!! Our insults that we came up with for you!! Lmao lmao lmao. When are you going to start saying we can’t innovate?

Nah, don't pay any attention to old wive's tales.

The vast majority of male pattern baldness is a genetic dice roll, with zero 'cure'.

For your old man to still have a full head of hair into his sixties suggests you have a decent helping of good genes, though it sounds like you may have lucked out (whereas your brother didn't).

Try not to let this bother you though. Real men quickly suck it up and move past their hair loss. Only bitches and vain faggots sook over it.

possibly same sloot

Come on now, dont even try to weasel out of this, your lingo clocks you real fast r/t_D

Not really. Its a sign on Low SHBG levels

S.H.B.G. prevents testosterone from converting to D.H.T

Low S.H.B.G. is associated with low testosterone levels, diabetes, and atherosclerosis

-Exercise increases S.H.B.G.
-Dietary fiber increases S.H.B.G.
-Alcohol increases S.H.B.G.
-Fasting increases S.H.B.G.
-Calorie restriction increases S.H.B.G.
-Green tea increases S.H.B.G.

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What is that freak humanoid? Some satanic shit man de-Jewify your brain

Is that Purrblind? my fucking dick

lol
+there is no point in BTFO-ing them, they know theyre trash but continue to live just to spite us

> finds evidence that there are right wingers on reddit, therefore reddit now is the right wing homeland, and Sup Forums is left wing
> nigger logic

I know this is hard to believe but your brain can't tell the difference between a vagina and a hand. So therefore having a bunch of sex won't make you bald.

It's the way you handle yourself, and stress.

No and no. If any of your male family memebers from the previous generation suffered from balding then you have high chance of ending up bald too. Fapping does nothing of the sort. Also if you want to be gay then tickeling your willing isn't the way to do it right, you gotta tickle your boy pussy.
You're welcome, now fap away baldy

No, I said his were good. These
are nothing like you posted, you fucking strawmanning commie faggot.

purrblind is pic related

interested in knowing who this is
any help? I don't think it's the same

True, I guess I shouldn’t give them any more (Yous)

I never said /p*l/ is left wing you dumb old fart. Besides that im way whiter than you.

I jack off like a madman and my hair is thick and long with no signs of balding or even minute recession.

Sometimes I like to put something in my ass while I do it.

>You lose vital nutrients when you ejaculate

Which would be a real fucking problem if you lived in the shittiest most arid fuckzone in Africa, but 99% of the people here live in a place where not only can you buy highly nutritous food almost anywhere, you can also buy relatively cheap supplements too.

Take your daily multivit with some zinc and magnesium and stop pretending to be Bear Grylls.

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There's a lot of broscience in it m8
People now are saying that when you spend your life force (seed/sperm/whatever) your body has to draw nutrients and energy from the rest of your body/mind/soul which makes you effectively weaker, dumber, less driven, less masculine for a while until the body replenishes the sperm stores and nurtures it.

After the body not only replenishes the sperm but actually starts to feed on the sperm that dies off inside the balls, you supposedly gain obscene amounts of energy and are ready to take on the world.

Yeh, its broscience i know, but its either that or continuing jerking off 10+ times a week while the world leaves you behind..

you're the only bugman here commie fuck

Sure, Carlos.

No opposite

High test = hair loss

Notice how 90% of Big guys in the gym have suicidal hairline

>a fucking facebook-tier auto-meme
here, here, let me help you out.
this is legitimately the the best meme I could find from the left, porky just makes me feel pity for you, it's a discount third world merchant made from a deprecated mindset.
It took me the entire time I was gone to find it, I legit want better funnies out of you subhumans, it makes you so much more bearable.
I want to ask you why the left can't meme but it's equivalent to asking if traps aren't gay.
>I was only pretending to be retarded

t. puta madre
Not even a spanish lel

This. The bald old guys are usually the alpha males. The old guys with a full head of hair are often soyboys, or proto soyboys.

Its definitely not the same lass, but fuck if I know who she is.

Jacking off decreases testosterone and watching (((porn))) fucks with your brain

>-Exercise increases S.H.B.G.
>-Dietary fiber increases S.H.B.G.
>-Alcohol increases S.H.B.G.
>-Fasting increases S.H.B.G.
>-Calorie restriction increases S.H.B.G.
>-Green tea increases S.H.B.G.

Unironically, in over 10 years of lifting, these are basically all of the things I've stuck with, even alcohol (to me, increased blood flow is beneficial to recovery)

I even gave up preworkouts 5 years ago and use teas and coffees instead

Look harder faggot