Room Mate

How are you enjoying being a female insert?

I don't remember the One Room girls sitting around shirtless. This is bullshit

It shows how much hormone-driven animals they really are. Just thinking with their ovaries and treating all men as pieces of meat. And we just have to sit here and endure it with a smile.

They really screwed us there. And here in the vagina.

How gay is this from 0 to 10

Am I allowed to watch this if I'm a boy?

I tried to and couldn't manage it. They did their best to make everything as neutral as possible but every time they spoke I felt like they were patronizing me as if I were a girl and just wanted to punch them in the dick.

Well they're just preaching to their audience. All the girls in One Room didn't talk to a neutral party either. Pornmag-kun wouldn't even be there if they wanted to go for neutral.

Then clearly I am not their intended audience, so while they're definitely cute boys I won't be adding this to my watch list for the season.

It's like playing an otome game. I admit this feels better to watch than sleeping boys. A first person harem anime could work but this probably won't.
>megane is a slut with an ego
DROPPED.

They fuck in the next episode. Lewd.

Pillows felt hollow because there was really nithing to do and stills every episode. I still liked it, because the conversations and situations were all interesting. Twins episode still sticks out in my mind.

But I'll be damned to say there was no sleeping at all. Closest we got were the first two episodes and the last one.

I wanted to see cute lewd boys with 3 different (you)s, but I'm never gonna get that. I wish the shoujo audience wanted something else.

The boys' eyes looked soulless especially first boy. Maybe if I see the seiyuu list I'll pick it up again.

Picked the fuck up

Is it an otome? Or is it possible to imagine the person they're talking to as a boy?

>Harem MCs are so shitty that anime staff have resorted to letting the viewers create them

Well all right then

It's okay in first boy's case. He's not even human.

What happened to their nipples?

It's not that hard to empathize with a female character.

Budget concerns.

I could no more empathize with a female character as I could with an armchair.

Couldn't they remove the bottom bits of their shirts? Budget ran out at that point?

What is he? Spooky.

They all have the same shitty body. At least give Chad-san some muscles.

Pubes are probably a bit beyond what they can afford.

There's still a bit more that they could have gone before reaching there.

>no nipples
That's no fair. They should have given us nipple-less shirt-less versions of the girls too.

Sleep spirit. That sheep you saw in the first episode was him. How far did you get into the shorts? That last episode should have made it more obvious.

He's also the only one who knows there's an audience. He's the only one that keeps looking at the fourth wall in the opening and the only one that blinked.

Sold

I got to one or two. It's been awhile.
I probably wouldn't have noticed that. Thanks user.
I hope a sleep spirit visits me in my sleep and let's me rest forever.

I want my literal wife Moka back.

Is it me or this is leagues more lewd than One Room?

I didn't put it together mysekf until the last episode. That and the official twitter had 2 more sheep.

Sheep are cute. He was the least cute one though.

Are these sheep more to your liking?

i was actually going to try watching this for shits and giggles, but glad i waited for a thread before actually loading the file
>one room, seem to try to display a decent girl/imouto
>this, the dudes are just there probably to tease fucking each other
amusing difference

>Not self inserting as the suitcase

Shiggy diggy

I prefer pure boys.

Him picking up the suitcase bothered me. The gentleman meme has to die.

Is this going to be lewd every episode?

I was only mildly curious to see what this show was like but it was way too lewd. Lewd with no substance is just shallow.

To be honest I expected the opposite for both of them. One Room would be shameless fanservice, Room Mate would be perfect gentlemen character studies.

It's alo worse desu

>could work
AniTore already proved the concept works.

Also, shit taste. Megane not giving a fuck and greeting us in a towel was great. He's way better than the fuccboi and the retard who things climbing up the walls makes him cool and unique. I bet he even has a stable job.

You're supposed to be a girl, but I spent the whole episode using dudebro lines and it mostly worked. At least it did until they started fucking me out of nowhere.

There was no sex though?

No, this show will literally turn you gay if you watch it.

This is not what I expected after One Room.

One room was about classy people with nice girls
Roommate is about rapist bishies.

if you want to stay straight don't watch this

They know their audiences. Girls don't need emotional connections with their masturbation material.

He does. He's the token megane salaryman. I think MC works with him in that office.

You know, this exact opinion is the opposite of every time I've heard someone explain BL or shoujo wank. Usually they go on about how they just want to see the characters interact.

>implying anons read hentai doujins for story

Needs more bulges.

not. watching. gay. shit

I hope. Not my type of fanservice but it made me laugh.

holy fuck those are some really fucking shitty push ups.

Those are what making them worth reading. Knowing they why's and how's are the best parts. Well second best. First place belongs to the different ways they can say impregnate me.

>One Room got more and more depressing as time went on with how we dealt with each girl's problem
>Roommate goes full smut from the get-go

Excuse me?

Women are closet horndogs. Go figure.

Immensely. Fujo power is strong and immortal.

>each girl's problem
Imouto didn't really have a problem. Her arc was about her teaching us how to deal with our shitty life.

Speaking of imoutos, not making one of the boys our onii-chan was a mistake.

Men require healing.

Women require masturbation material.

One Room: Show for cultured men who would never cheat on their partner. Relationships are slowly and carefully formed.
Room Mate: Show for disgusting rotten girls who want to fuck as many guys in as little time as possible.

I think they just decided to take the lewd direction because there's not much lewd otome as there are lewd harems (which is almost every harem). Not much to gamble on 4 min shorts.

But a lot of females do require an emotional connection to their ero material. For example, most female doujinka rarely do OC porn, they draw preexisting characters because they and the fujo fan community are invested in those characters. It's most males that draw bara and trap porn which usually have OCs.

Another example, there's tons of no-name porn female OCs that get lewd figures, but only preexisting males as figures get made and sold for women.

There's even less otome romance with down to earth guys. They're always outlandish or walking cliches.
A simple genderswap of Yui, Moka or Natsuki would already be refreshing.

Well, Yui was waifu pandering at the start (like barebomes generic gf material) so it makes sense that they start out with cute naked men.

It might get more depressing down the line. I long for OL bullying.

I kind of assumed Chad-san was the big brother figure.

But I'm not complaining. We need more outotos.

Don't most otomes have one normal guy hidden away in the harem somewhere?

Dear Lord.

One Room: Show for men who have a veritable buffet of trashy ecchi and fanservice heavy series readily available for their fap material
Room Mate: Show for the small minority of girls who want a trashy ecchi series aimed at women because they basically don't exist otherwise

The lack of self awareness in this thread is amazing

Sure, but he gets no route or screentime.

So if I get this ripped, will I be able to star in an otome anime and have poor anons drool after me?

Although as muscled and hot as this guy might be, climbing walls is just fucking autistic.

I mean I understand that. I welcome the rare otome with stuff like wholeheartedly. I just thought both shows would be about the same and was surprised to see that they weren't.

This is who I imagine we look like getting pounded.

I endured 4 episodes of yuri on ice. I think I won't last a single one of this series...

>climbing walls is just fucking autistic.
Fuck you.

There's still 11 episodes for it to go full soul crushing reality on us.

>she dumped us, went off to college, and got a harem to replace us
Sounds about right.

>My wife (You)i
Why

Because

What if it's a harem end
>You can opt for a harem and pussyfoot around with their feelings like a good otome protag does
>Reality sets in the last couple of episodes
> They're actually hurt and angered by you playing around with their feelings
>They actually see you as a two-timer
>You have to choose one of them or lose them forever

It's not that it wouldn't work for a reverse harem but their are no good adations where at least harems get some.

Best taste actually. Megane was rude as hell compared to fuckboi and retard.
>climbing the wall
Maybe he was trying to commit sudoku and someone caught him. If so, best boy.