I want out

How can I legally move to the glorious USA? I have been thinking about this for the last 5 years now, especially since Trump is now in power.

What are my options excluding marrying an american roastie or illegaly crossing the border?

Be a Somalian

I'm being serious leaf

Forgot to add that I am a final year applied computer science student so that's defo a plus

Marry a toastie.
You don't have any other chance than this.

Yeah that rich coming from a fucking indian

Im a guy but ill marry you if you want. No sex or kissing, I'm completely straight. In return, you need to clean my house and cook me food until you get a job.

uh....we don't need more computer nerds
We don't need more foreigners

If you are not an African with AIDS you have no chance of coming here

bump for interest

I'd love to hear some thoughts as well

Final year? You mean, like a bachelor's degree? You don't think the US is over saturated with college grads?

ok britanon you want to be an american,first thing you do is go to an american embassy and ask or apply to become an american citizen, im telling you this will not be easy and or cheap. so save up some money before doing anything and keep in mind getting all the forms cleared could take a year or more to be finalized. but most importantly you must assimilate ie if you havent started to study the us constitution then begin. learn our history and politics like the back of your hand. i hope you do all these things and do good for my country just dont be like those shitskins who leach off the gov.

Move to Argentina. The USA is headed downhill.

I just wanted to help you, however get some money and become an entrepreneur tell them that you're an investor, invest in some US firm So, practically you can buy your citizenship to US.

Can you actually just walk into an US embassy and apply for a visa/citizenship?

I though you needed a job offer first?

Also how come romanians and greeks can just go to California/New York and work shitty bartending jobs and get green cards while northern european highly qualified professionals get neglected?

Fuck off we're full

Wrong, 500,000 pajeets aren't getting their visas renewed. There's about to be a need for IT workers and managers.

You can labor on my brick crew. 12 bucks and hour, cash money

based burger

Marru some bitch who likes accents. Doesnt need to be a roastie, just someone shallow enough to like the way you sound.

>Can you actually just walk into an US embassy and apply for a visa/citizenship?
No.

I have lived in the US before if you want to ask me anything. It isn't easy for white people unless you are educated.

>What are my options excluding marrying an american roastie or illegaly crossing the border?

1.get an H1B and become a slave to your employer. that would shatter the dream though, and would only really work if you have a masters degree in some specialized area that's in demand by a private company

2.green card(?) lottery (lots of luck)

3.marry a mormon non-roastie

4. the best: enter on a tourist visa and just stay. i knew an irish guy who stayed here for like 8 years. he's got a 10 year ban on re-entering because of it, but lol

fuck off we're full though

Can I unironically take this job for a few months?

>learn spanish
>paint face shit color
>fly here to sanctuary city and lose all your ID
>???
>Enjoy life in murica

Go to r9k and propose to fake gaymarry one of them for 7 years. It's not like they are going to marry anyone else. It will be like an extended lease with a roommate.

I have a bachelors in systems engineering and a masters in finance, all from top red-brick unis

I am also 22-years old and I really want to the states

I've been thinking about working for a multinational company for a couple of years and asking for an internal transfer to a US branch but I've come to realize that this will require a significant a lot of time. A friend of mine tried doing that and his boss refused (which is funny because my mate has been a project manager for 10 years in that company).

>Also how come romanians and greeks can just go to California/New York and work shitty bartending jobs and get green cards while northern european highly qualified professionals get neglected?

They don't, they're lying. They're staying and working illegally.

I knew a Greek guy who had been here for decades. He was doing construction labor in NYC on the day the towers got hit. Said they just shrugged it off and kept working, lmao

I got EU/US citizenship late last year, and damn it's a great feeling. It's similar to the "holy shit trump is actually president" feeling in that it doesn't stop giving.

So you gotta choose between waiting a long time and having a chance at becoming a permanent resident or citizen and being here quickly and for sure and being an illegal.[spoiler][/spoiler]

Sorry for writing like a retard

I haven't slept in 3 days

Why don't you just apply directly to companies in the US? That's what I did.

Where did you come from?

I've been doing that for the past 2 years but I get insta-rejected because I don't have the right to work in the US atm

I can't even get past the app/cv check screening stage because of it

Also, what sites did you use? Have you applied through any agencies?

You could probably do this. Just go to a bar in a working-class neighborhood and say you're looking for some work. Sometimes I do this when bored at bars just to see what kind of jobs are available in the area I'm in.

grats senpai.
You buy a gun yet?

step 1 go to mexico
step 2 go to california
step 3 fake your identity multiple times
step 4 collect multiple welfare checks

Not OP but i would unironically take you up on this offer. And im a good cook

You shouldn't. You should be a man and face the coming darkness, else you are the same as the people who invaded your country and left their compatriotsd to die.

Haha good luck with that user. I have a bachelors in computer science and don’t make shit.

I've lived all over the US: south, midwest, southwest, visited most of the rest.

Lived in Europe for a couple years, but got citizenship via ancestry of a country other than the one I lived in.

Doing the medical school thing in the US now

you should just stay where you are. britain sucks and so does the usa. why make the effort for no apparent change?

other way around, am american became europeen

no gun though because poorfag and frequently moving with no permanent home base where I could keep a gun without having to take it through airports all the time.

>Have you applied through any agencies?
No. You need to find big employers who have lawyers that can negotiate the anti-white immigration system the USA has. When I moved there it took about 3 months to get a visa because they paid the (((government))) a premium fee to do it quickly.

Everything in the USA is for sale, you just need to pay the right price. Even green cards are for sale because you can just give the US Government 500K to 1 mil (if you have this lmao) as an investment for 5 odd years and they give it back to you afterwards.

just marry a roastie faggot

marriages dont have to be forever even if you have children, you can divorce after the youngest is like 14 or something

>Even green cards are for sale because you can just give the US Government 500K to 1 mil

this is also true

>When I moved there it took about 3 months to get a visa because they paid the (((government))) a premium fee to do it quickly.

that's pretty fast, nice

>just marry a roastie faggot
That takes years and the FBI cracks down on that hard. You have to prove you know each other well (photo albums, questions about each other). If they catch you, you're fucked.

without going into any details, can you tell me what your background is?

field of work? education?

how many years of experience did you had before you started applying for jobs in the US?

If you're rich enough to consider other options of immigrating, surely you can afford a decent American roastie that you wouldn't mind actually marrying if you want to come here that badly.

well i think user was referring to a real relationship, but with a real slag.

what you're referring to is paying someone to act like your wife. this isn't cheap either, i was offered 40k to do this for a ukrainian girl (who was cute), but i turned it down because it can send you to federal fuck me in the ass prison.

Masters degree and 9 years experience. They have to really want you because they have to justify to the government why you should be given a job instead of an American. This is harder than you might think because there are a lot of Americans capable of doing the job also applying for it.

What works in your favor is that they want to pay you less because you're an immigrant (but it has to be within a certain market value) and their immigration experts. I saw the application the employer sent to the government. The amount of times 'diversity' or some other such buzzword was used to describe why I'd be better for the job was astounding.

So get to know someone then. Murican girls are easy to get along with and get attached easily. I often travel alone through the US and meet many women everywhere and they are open, all they want is a relationship, someone to pay them attention. Was offered a sham marriage by last girl i met there but dont ant to go thorugh becuase shes single mom and i dont want to end up paying child support somehow if things dont work out.

I have to go through all hell just so that I can spend the majority of my youth slaving away for some filthy kike, and working for a lower salary might I add, while some fucking lazy beaner can just walk in and get free healthcare, education for his kids and tons of welfare

Fuck this gay earth...

The day of the rope can't come soon enough

Yeah that's right. There are a lot of nice girls in the US that are total wife material. The 'just get married, faggot' answer is used a lot and not authentically in my experience.

Well canadian girls, or specifically toronto girls, tend to be snotty and stuck up. I travel to the states often and honestly the women are pretty lonely and really just want someone.

Well yeah. If you are not a genius inventor super athlete, you have to have something to offer that regular Americans do not.

Note that this only applies to white people.

Also note that the UK already exports 'too many' people to the USA and is banned from the green card lottery. Trump is getting rid of that whole program though.

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Are you a woman? I need a wife.

Honestly, your best bet is marrying an American citizen. Otherwise it's nearly impossible for a white european to immigrate here. You'd have to either be a fucking genius in some specialized field AND find a company willing to sponsor you, OR be a completely worthless shitskin and get in as a refugee for free with tons of christcucks willing to get you housing and pay for you.

The degree isn't worth much, what's your resume look like? What languages do you know? If you're competitive with us you could probably get a work visa fairly easily but it will cost money

Pretty sad that this is the truth.

/thread.

seeing white foreigners is incredibly rare. i only see this in the biggest cities like chicago, LA and new york, or in tourist attractions like disney world.

out in the medium to small cities you will see indians, chinese, mexicans, and as of about 5 years ago even muslims. in a few vacation/boomer retirement areas like southern florida you will see some snowbird europeans, but again, not many.

Not true if you have 1 million in liquid cash you can move to the US easily as an "economic migrant" If you dont have a company sponsor, or a wife, or the cash youre pretty fucked.

t. leaf who has been working on moving to the US for the last cpoule years.

Paco.. you have to go back to Central America

I don't know why so many Brits think America is an escape for the current Hell that is Europe, we have the same problems, only ours is niggers and beaners.

Gotta live in the suburbs.. I rarely see niggers or beaners. And people are racist as fuck.

Shut up you fucking faggot, OP is welcome to come in and leech as much as he wants because he'e White you boot licking mongrel.

>How can I legally move to the glorious USA?

Why would you move to this shit hole?

Suburb bitches are all sluts who fuck niggers and beaners. One day those niggers and beaners will spill over into the suburbs and try to kill us too. Same problem as Britain.

Maybe apply for a graduate degree program in the U.S.? It will at least guarantee you a couple years in the country and better job opportunities afterwards

Canadians can actually reside in the U.S legally for 6 months without a visa.

I know people who left for the U.S and have somehow managed to get permanent jobs there even ones without a degree

I also find it funny we get the Amerimutt meme, but there are so many Brits doing exactly what you're doing. I've seen plenty living in my own neighborhood.

Apply here as a farm worker, use accent to get american wife.