It's hot Ausbros

I've never seen snow, What is it like? Snow niggers?

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The white man wasn't meant for this shit.

Poor bongs
55c middle of the SCG

Very standard Brisbane January day

>Southerners complaining about heat because they get a couple of 40C days and it goes back to 24-25C for the rest of the month

>Covered half my roof in solar panels
>leave air con on all day literally for free
>can't even come close to using all the power generated at peak

At least we are Australian
Fuck off toad nigger

Perfect day for a beer and a parmi and a press at the pub, lads.

Love the Boathouse Tavern.

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>So cold your hands and face start to feel like they're swelling up
>have to start your car and leave it running for 10 mins to warm up.
>snow getting into your boots and making your feet wet and cold
>shoveling snow so heavy it hurts your back.
Yeah winter is great.

>Boathouse Tavern
Shit posting at the pub

weather is being fucking weird this summer.
temps peaking at around 6pm, cooler nights than average. It has not seemed as hot this summer.

I know. your wife has a set,
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Sounds fun

>>have to start your car and leave it running for 10 mins to warm up.

Lol we do the same but to cool it down

Are you suggesting you fuck my mrs, mate?

>>So hot your hands and face start to feel like they're swelling up
>>have to start your car and leave it running for 10 mins with aircon on to cool down.
>>concrete so hot it melts your feet
>>sand at the beach getting stuck in my butt crack
>Yeah summer is great.

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44 degrees isn't hot you absolute nigger

Hey AusAnon. Why are Australians such flip-flop wearing faggots?
I fled Leaf Land because of all the fucking Aussies and all I see here are endless miles of Bogan fucks in cargo shorts. What gives? Is your country shorting Retard Stocks by flooding the worldwide supply with the ones they mass produce at home? Genuinely curious.

This, gotta avoid touching that branding iron.
Walking in and out of air con shops/the car and the humid 40C weather has gotta be bad for your body.

That is celsius, lad, 111.2 in your shitty fahrenheit.

113f

What's wrong with wearing thongs and cargo shorts?

Sounds like the angry kike freaking out at the trumpet player...

yes but did celsius using backwards countries put men on the moon? gtfo

There are certain standards you must keep if you want to retain your humanity. Walking around in fucking flip flops like some Jungle Ant Farmer makes you the same as those Changs you hate so much.

Beauuutiful day up here in Maroochydore. Just spent the morning down the beach - water is about 26 degrees. Fucking sublime. Stay away you southerner cunts.

>t. nigger

dog eater

could be worse, we could all we wearing Ho Chi Minh sandals and rice hats.

Mooloolaba reporting in. Can confirm on great day.

i just googled this place and it looks comfy, given i can see cars outside icing over i feel like i should visit

>I've never seen snow, What is it like?

I'm wearing crisp Khakis, a white shirt, and nice running shoes so people don't mistake me for an Australian. Luckily, I don't have those beady sex tourist eyes so there's small chance of that. Another way people can tell I'm not Australian is that I speak in full sentences and I don't speak in a high-pitched, girlish register.

that damn flag

>gets proven wrong
>"Haha yeah but Operation Paperclip happened 70 years ago so checkmate atheists, MUH reflected glory"
>Modern NASA admits they wouldn't even be able to replicate the Pollo missions because they don't know what the hell was going on

You're a shit cunt and a fucking retard.

Lol. I agree you'd think wearing thongs was some big achievement. Aussies are fuckin niggers.