So what's the protocol for fapping in theaters? Last time when I saw Kizu 2 during the lewd scenes I was sitting in the back corner. The show wasn't sold out so there was no one around me and I just shot my load into my popcorn bag. I looked at the ticket info for Kizu 3 and every seat around me is sold. Should I just try my best to be quiet and not disturb the others while I do it? I'm really worried that the people next to me will be annoyed by the empty popcorn bag rustling.
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Alexander Allen
John Green
the protocol for masturbating in public is to not masturbate in public
Nolan Robinson
Unless you are in Italy
Nolan Phillips
Fuck off, creep.
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Evan Barnes
Just go for it. If you're lucky they'll help you out.
Dominic Brown
Theater manager here. We've had 16 year old workers have to clean up after filth like you.
Fucking kill yourself.
Chase Gonzalez
Ask Paul Reubens.
Gabriel Rivera
Iunno, ask Pee-Wee Herman. But it should be common sense, right? If there's people around you, don't fucking do it.
If you really gotta go to the toilet. It's not worth a public indecency charge/registered sex offender just to get your shit off to anime tiddy
Noah Williams
Why not just slip a tenga egg into your pants so you don't leave a mess everywhere and it actually feels good.
David Gutierrez
Won't that bulge be noticable?