So what's the protocol for fapping in theaters? Last time when I saw Kizu 2 during the lewd scenes I was sitting in the back corner. The show wasn't sold out so there was no one around me and I just shot my load into my popcorn bag. I looked at the ticket info for Kizu 3 and every seat around me is sold. Should I just try my best to be quiet and not disturb the others while I do it? I'm really worried that the people next to me will be annoyed by the empty popcorn bag rustling.
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Alexander Allen
John Green
the protocol for masturbating in public is to not masturbate in public
Nolan Robinson
Unless you are in Italy
Nolan Phillips
Fuck off, creep.
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Evan Barnes
Just go for it. If you're lucky they'll help you out.
Dominic Brown
Theater manager here. We've had 16 year old workers have to clean up after filth like you.
Fucking kill yourself.
Chase Gonzalez
Ask Paul Reubens.
Gabriel Rivera
Iunno, ask Pee-Wee Herman. But it should be common sense, right? If there's people around you, don't fucking do it.
If you really gotta go to the toilet. It's not worth a public indecency charge/registered sex offender just to get your shit off to anime tiddy
Noah Williams
Why not just slip a tenga egg into your pants so you don't leave a mess everywhere and it actually feels good.
David Gutierrez
Won't that bulge be noticable?
Colton Price
ITT: plebs who don't understand the thrill of masturbating in public areas without getting caught
Chase Turner
What the fuck is wrong with you. Please apologize to your parents and then die.
Aiden Fisher
What the fuck dude
Landon Carter
That's hot. Do you think they tasted a bit out of curiosity?
Angel Taylor
Trust me, no one is paying attention to YOUR crotch area unless it's making noise
Evan Gonzalez
No, now you'll just have a normal sized crotch.
Aaron Thomas
I mean, I fucked my ex at a movie theater once. And call me a massive coward if you want, it was the most stressful boning experiences I've ever had.
Sebastian Rogers
I feel you.
Xavier Hughes
So how did you lose your right hand?
Jack Price
The stress is the whole point.
Easton Sullivan
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Jordan Baker
Who the fuck goes to a theatre anymore. It's 2017 and the jews have destroyed that pleasure as well. They're just fucking gross.
Jeremiah Ward
Fuck off
Dylan Edwards
Hole in the popcorn bag.
Adrian Butler
I can meet you there and we can jack each other off.
Josiah Turner
Post loot.
Benjamin Morris
Spunkcorn, a non-dairy popcorn topper all can enjoy.
Colton Bell
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Brody Reed
>old hag shinobu is only good with shotaragi
Bentley King
>old hag