Shinka is the hottest girl in the world

Shinka is the hottest girl in the world

I would want to subtlety touch her butt while rubbing her with suntan lotion but wouldn't have the guts

I'm sure she'll be cool with it, it's okay.

When will the fucking meme die?

What meme?

meme = people likes thing but I don't

Why would anyone not like Shinka?

She's a bitch to the male MC.

So why would anyone not like her?

Because some guys don't like being pussywhipped. They're not gay; people do have different standards, you know.

>everything is supposed to revolve around the MC

Literal nu-male detected.

A good portion of male MCs are literally cucked themselves as they're too wimpy to fight back against someone pushing their limits.

I'd love a beachside blowjob from Shinka...

They should stop self-inserting then. That's for faggots.

I meant that as in people having standards for different pesonalities. Then again, stupid is as stupid does.

Why did you create Shinka?

Maybe Shinka is just tough?

Hopefully never.

Dumbest*
Ftfy

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Sento>>>>>shit>>>>>Shinka

She was the freshman valid victorian.

I want Nibutani to unleash her rage on me, I would gladly be her punching bag for everytime she feels stressed.

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But you might get serious injuries and she will have to take care of you for the rest of your life due to court orders.

She is a nice second place OP. In the end a fake could never win.

Deko is really ugly.

Rude

It's a fact.

No she isn't, she's a bro.

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I know this things have the logic and dialoge of 90s softcore porno movies but seriously this one isn't even trying.
>In order to deal with your erection I'll jerk you off and it will go away.

Christ, I need this right now.

That's how best girls wink.

Lol at people crying about Shinka's slap-stick "violence" in a series where it's the norm and nobody in their right mind takes it seriously.

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source yo

It's past midnight. You're laying on a green lawn with Shinka beside you, and the starry night sky above you. You put your hand on her hand, and both your hearts start racing. You turn towards her and whisper in her ear:

"Shinka, do you remember when we first learned that you were Mori Summer?"

How does Shinka react?

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I'm flattered, user.

she immediately punches my balls

Kumin is better.

Pic related followed by bone-breaking, internal-bleeding-causing sex that renders you unable to walk for a few weeks.

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Lewd version: you whisper it right as she climaxes.

She is just being calmly pragmatic and logical, man. What are you, a lesbian or something?

Also, goddamn yeah Sento is grade A but Shinka is an A- at worst. Elementario destroy the grading curve

>she
No idea why that is spoilered.

She's 100% legitimate she, you know.

See this, what do?

Pull down underwear and start smooching her bare buttocks. Get kicked violently in the process, but it's worth it!

Begin licking her pussy through her panties. What other option is there?

I just thought it'd be a good switcheroo gag, user. Plus I think too much Konosuba has made me automatically go to bullying without thought.

I forgot that Shinka is the one who does the bullying. Which is not a criticism btw. She is the right amount of harshness...enough for spice but not obnoxiously pointlessly violent.

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(plz don't become waifu war, neither of them would want that)

Is there anything closer to heaven than a life of getting bullied by Shinka?

Do you think if you begged her enough you could get her to dress as Mori Summer for you?

You don't need to beg, she will when the situation calls for it.

Please be royal, either a Shinka or Rin.

An eleven year old eleven is hotter than Shitka.

They're both my cute bodyguards.

Want does Shinka's breath smell like?

i want to smell it too

We all do.

Bury my face in those cheeks and do as I please

Her hair smells like shampoo.
Her body smells like body lotion.
Her breath smells like bubble gum.
Her nails smell like manicure.
Her pussy smells like peaches.
Her ass smells like sweet melons.

Every part of hear smells heavenly.

>manicure
*nail polish
>hear
*her

forgive him, he was typing with one hand

Sounds about right.