>not applying for a Canadian work visa to plant trees in the great white north and earn 300-400$ a day all spring,summer,and fall innawoods
>not saving that money and buying a parcel of land to build a cabin on for you and your Q.t treeplanting girlfriend
whats your excuse for not LOOKING for better work. sustainable work. fulfilling work.
you don't need to work in an office my friends. you don't need to work in a grocery store my friends. you don't need to lay ashphalt my friends. you don't need to my friends.
My buddy is a locomotive conductor and makes 150k a year working on the spare board. He never has any complaints.
Christopher Miller
Looks like a good occupation.
Adrian Williams
this is where you work.
Christopher Sanders
I have treeplanted and it truly is a shitty job. There are better bush jobs. Be a real man and go forest fire fighting. I did it for a couple summers, made more money and got fly around in a helicopter every day.
Jeremiah Brooks
wheres the internet
Jordan Adams
thats an example of a decent job. he should hold onto that. Planting isnt easy by any stretch
Jack Green
The article says the pay ranges from $0.08 - $0.25 per tree. You say you can earn $300 - $400 per day. Are you saying you can plant 1200 - 5000 trees per day?
Charles White
True. planting opens many doors into the forestry industry though. I plan on taking my fire fighting course this spring.
Nolan Perez
Yeah, he makes great money, but he's never home on holidays and is always on call. He's single so he loves it.
Jaxon Powell
How to get bushjobs? I'm in uni and a reservist in the forces but I'm thinking changing.
Xavier Thompson
ive personally planted 4000 in one day.
average around 3000 though.
rookies average 2000.
hard working and athletic? 300-400$ first year rookie? 200$
Nicholas Hernandez
to make 300-400 a day you need to be a fucking machine, No breaks balls to wall planting. you literally fuck up your body.(my shoulder is still fucked from planting) they also have a thing called Christmas toe. you lose all the feeling in your toes from all the walking on uneven ground with weight on your back and the joke is the feeling doesn't return until christmas
Brody Myers
even if so, what I've learned so far through traceling work is that no job is good forever. Everything becomes mundane.
It's better to change your job and move to a different place every few years. Explore life
Samuel Brown
I did it for ESRD in Alberta. apply before November, pass the interviews and fitness test and you're off to the races.
Asher Bell
Apply to a company (theres dozens and dozens in Canada)
once you have a company who says they want to hire you, apply for a work visa...im Canadian so I have no idea what the protocol is for out of country men to get jobs but ive worked with people from Germany, Alabama, Nigeria
(the nigerian woman was fired for stashing trees)
Julian Rogers
>Tree planters carry several hundred seedlings at a time in specially developed tree planting bags that rest at their sides. The weight can become unbearable near the end of the day, or at any time if the ground is steep. >Being a successful tree planter requires good technique (which is a big topic), good stamina and an exceptional personal motivation. Tree planters have to push themselves hard for long hours in adverse environments to succeed. >A Simon Fraser University study of treeplanters revealed that the physical exertion level and work efficiency of treeplanters is among the highest ever recorded in human occupational performance studies. In fact, they measured treeplanters with relative exertion levels 75 per cent of an Olympic marathoner – and tree planters do it every day.
yeah fuck this
Brayden James
This website was useful for me. I got a few jobs here doing everything from checking the tree planters to cutblock layout, to timber crusing. www.canadian-forests.com/job.html this is their american counterpart. forestryusa.com/jobs.html
Henry Williams
Go back to china beta gook
Aiden Young
Fuck off, I'm white and I went to university so I didn't have to do stupid bullshit like this
Henry Morgan
What do you guys do about bears and shit?
James James
>yeah I can't wait to get out in the open air, the forest and make some cash! >What's that buzzing sound? oh it's a mosquito or something >mfw the bugs really show up
yeah, fuck that
Eli Scott
i bet they stink
Christopher Cooper
Yeah I've compared it to running a half marathon a day. In a fucking thunder storm. Or snow. Or 40+ crazy heat.
Charles Rogers
smells like bullshit to me
Jayden Stewart
This sounds terrible
Adam Diaz
>(the nigerian woman was fired for stashing trees)
Like clockwork.
Sebastian Taylor
Like I said, it opens some doors into the wide world of forestry. I don't plan on doing it forever. but who wants to do any one job forever.
but being somewhere that your boss walks around in a "Hillary for prison" tshirt is a nice step in the right direction
Landon Mitchell
That job is hard as fuck. I doubt anyone on Sup Forums would last more than a week.
Carson Robinson
Would have been smart to mention I'm Canadian, no visa needed
thanks
Gabriel Wood
Where to sign up?!
Aiden Bailey
I'm known as a machine at my job. I'm a loader for a mattress company. It basically involves lifting mattresses over head for 10 hours per day. The mattresses can weigh up to 280 lbs, though the average is around 130lbs.
I'll look into this job.
John Miller
I believe Gavin mcinnes wrote about doing this in his book. He said it was a terrible job and the bugs eat you alive.
Luis Powell
I had no problems with bears this last time I worked out in the bush. I remember years ago however I was in a fly in access only bush camp. We kept having a problem bear going through peoples tents while we were out working. The bear got into some beer and pet food and destroyed one of the planters extra boots. So we decided to have a camp meeting and discuss some preventative measures to keep the bear out of camp. like putting anything that had a strong scent in a tent away from the campers etc. During this meeting the black bear just camp trotting down the road into camp. It was unreal. The camp manager had a shotgun and put three slugs in the bear right there. I helped move the dead bear out of camp(threw him on a quad and drove 15km out of camp and dumped him(
Nolan Gutierrez
>this albanian turboroach is still not banned
James Jones
Give a nigger a link to apply then for fuck sake
Anthony Diaz
Found the soyboy
Jason Perry
How many get mauled by bears doing this?
Andrew Carter
why didnt yall eat the bear? thats a waste of meat and fur
Levi Edwards
Holy shit I know that girl on the left. I actually know her really well. Always has awesome mushrooms.
Lucas Peterson
Ive seen my fair share. supervisors all carry rifles/shottys . not that a slug is going to stop a bear but usually chases them off long enough to finish the day.
its not and it is. Ive met 1 planter who hit 10 thousand in one day. it was a 12 hour shift but still... he went home $1000 richer that day. only a dozen or so people have ever done that, its an extreme outlier but possible
Thomas Anderson
When did Sup Forums start job posting?
>so you got college, nice, your last job didn't last long, why? >Just school, and traveling >Oh cool... curious. where did you hear about this job? >ugh, i ugh... Sup Forums, sir >Sup Forums...? >yes sir >what is this Sup Forums? >ugh, with jews you lose....? >... you're hired brother.
Aaron Roberts
GIVE US A FUCKING LINK THEN YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT
Anthony Jones
It happens every so often but it's never big in the news. A friend was at a site where a guy (not a tree planter, was in oil and gas) went out on a patrol of the woods and got picked off by a bear. They found him stashed half buried in the ground with the bear trying to protect her catch.
Joshua Cook
so you get paid the same day?
Carter Walker
Grim, il keep fishing
Ian Morales
black bear is pretty shitty tasting to be honest. In retrospect I agree with you. Should have thrown him in a big stew or something.
Isaac Hughes
Wage slave cuck
Good goy
William Ramirez
Sup Forumsacks talking about actually being productive instead of being paranoid neets? Wth is going on?
Camden Barnes
...
Jacob Powell
>10,000 trees in 12 hours >Assume working 100% of the time, no rests, no food, no water breaks >833/hour >13/minute >One tree every 4.3 seconds
Sounds realistic m9
Joseph James
Wild carnivores have some pretty horrific parasites. Way worse than herbivores like deer have.
Dominic Scott
This isn't Tumblr, there have always been job threads on Sup Forums.
Are you in good shape? If not and you stick to planting you will be that's for sure. The whole thing with all bush work really is how much of the elements and bugs can you endure. Anybody who has ever planted would most likely admit that they at least once sat down on a stump and had a little cry.
Christian Brooks
>8¢-25¢ a Tree
I would have to plant 240 an hour, every hour, 4 every minute, to earn what I earn now. How am I going to do that?
Also we're not walking around aimlessly. We're moving in a very specific direction as quickly as we can. It it damned uncomfortable with that much weight over you head.
Liam Sullivan
t. virgin
Alexander Young
I saw this a while ago. Bear in mind it was for entertainment, not for efficiency. The people on those shows are always chosen because they will be funny to watch, i.e. not people who would be good at the job...
It sounds like a load of bollocks to me.
Fair enough. Good work.
>Stashing In the UK it means hiding something away so you can get it later. Like if you stole a phone but knew the police were looking for you, stash it in a hedge somewhere and pick it up a few days later
James Nelson
step, step plant tree. Repeat at least 2000 times if you're getting a dime a tree. Remember there are no bad pieces of land to plant, just bad prices per tree.
Bentley Allen
I've done manual work, scaffolding and the like. Carried plenty of heavy loads but they're rigid boards or poles, not a floppy bouncy mattress. Sounds like a perfect way to BTFO your spine desu.
Parker Russell
its not very hard to plant a seedling
but yeah its a stretch
Evan Martinez
400$ at day ? wat ?
Carson Parker
Met any russians working there? Sounds pretty good desu.
Evan Diaz
>In the UK it means hiding something away so you can get it later. Like if you stole a phone but knew the police were looking for you, stash it in a hedge somewhere and pick it up a few days later So this Nigerian woman was putting these trees away somewhere because?
still think its impossible? thats a 52 second video and he plants 11 trees.
Connor Powell
CAD.
Not worth much in real world currency
Carter Brown
I'm in pretty good shape, i lift 5 days a week and run 3 days a week. The elements i'm used to, humidity and rain and all that, but i can't say for sure it being Canada and all.
I'm going to give it a shot and see if i get a response.
Nathan Howard
Thank fuck we haven't had any injuries. Management is just itching for a reason to eliminate overhead lifting.
Jaxson Foster
>if you dont stick tiny trees in the ground for money you're a PUSSY
is this how you justify being a human robot who's only achievement is planting a bunch of trees?
Aiden Thompson
Just throw it in a pot and let it stew for 3 hours with lots of onions and beans. Nothing will survive that.
Samuel Sanders
>university
>not a trade
Unless you're a doctor or engineer, this is exactly the job you deserve.
Noah Jones
stashing is when you take trees into the land and bury them/destroy them/ throw them into a river and claim that you planted them at the end of the day.
its punishable by law.
Elijah Rogers
1 CAD is still 0.66 euro. So still 264 euro per day. Pretty good
Julian Nguyen
>DONT FORGET YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING MANLET FOR THIS JOB
literally 5feet so you don’t have to move much to reach the ground,
imagine how a 6’2 real man would exhaust himself by moving to the ground nonestop like this
Jose Butler
Mexicans would do it 10x faster than any of you overpriced wh*te tards.
Eli Parker
Or polish
We have polish berry pickers here in Germany, they work like a machine
Julian Turner
Man, the quality of trolling really went downhill in the last years.
Lincoln Barnes
This, if they pay for the flight and everything else it's a good deal. I'd consider it if I didn't have a good job already.
Aiden Gonzalez
dont forget garlic. garlic kills parasites
Aaron Bailey
im 6'1. highballers are always ALWAYS over 6'
Robert Turner
I planted trees once, as an amateur, and I found this number hard to believe too. Then, I watched a YouTube video of some professional tree planters, and it becomes much more understandable / believable.
