Be American

[Luke Hall]

>Be American
>Go to gym
>See this

[Ethan Gray]

Planet Fitness is not a gym. It's a fucking scam that tricks people into thinking they're doing good.

[Logan Johnson]

planet fitness is not a gym. they dont have benches or racks. they literally have an alarm they set off if you drop your weights (or even set them down hard)

[Ayden Campbell]

Planet Fitness keeps the spic teeny boppers with their popped collars and jewelry on out of the real weight rooms. They keep the fat bitches out of the real gyms, too. They are a fucking godsend.

[Isaac Cooper]

>be europeon
>go to street
>see this

[Jaxon Davis]

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[Parker Wilson]

Don't worry goyim they are all fat free so eat as many as you like, also have you renewwed you gym membership for the next year yet, I have the application right here, that will be $500 shekels.

[Leo Kelly]

nothing wrong with having something sweet once in while.

[Hudson Watson]

I always kind of thought of planet shitness as an alcoholics anonymous that brings in a half gallon of whiskey and a keg of beer for its members on the weekends.

[Evan Walker]

First off, those are bagels, not donuts and Planet Fitness isn't an actual gym, it's more like a shitty weight watchers program