Why are you a nocoiner?

Why are you a nocoiner?
Why are you not all in on the future of currency?

I’m not. Have almost 100k spread across 6 different coins.

Bitcoin is a piece of shit at the moment tho

Because I don't have 3D money, OR money in bank accounts, AND IF I DID I wonder, about digital curencies, "Where does it come from? What protects it from just... disappearing?"

It's not obvious. If I had the money to buy even one coin, in what sense is that a real thing? I can't spend it, so why buy it?

I'm not a hipster trend following faggot...

FOr real?! Proof? Holy shit bro
what kind of gains have you had the past 12 months

My local rabbi said it's a pyramid.

HELP ME get started baby
BTC: 1NnzKrkqrcMWxNE9ucbejCPY3nThZedinA

You can buy portions of a coin. Theyre indivisible. I got 0.022 btc at (17.5k) because im autistic. I had a few LTC and ETH when they were $50 and $300 ea respectively, but i sold them after a lil dip. Now my dipshit self is
B A G H O L D I N G

Because it takes days to get documents verified on Cuckbase, and then some more days to have the funds transferred to the account, and then it's probably going to take a lot more time to get the first coin actually bought and ready to use. This is going to be a long week.