Hold on

Wut u be sayin'?

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weez all da same

>anybody you can name from ancient history is in your family tree
So I'm related to Hitler?

WE

>ancient

So can I get reparations?

Does that mean Hitler is in my family tree? OH HAPPY DAYS

WUZ KANGZ

Now uh..hold your horses there..
so what you're telling me here is...

See
and

I WUZ KAAANG?

u wuz indeed. kangz and queenz niggas.

N SHEIT, my friend.

nautil.us/issue/56/perspective/youre-descended-from-royalty-and-so-is-everybody-else

in case you guys want to read this shit

Also parts of your bodies are made out of star dust.

Does that mean you're a fucking sun?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descent_from_antiquity

So I'm related to Enkidu?

I think they're talking about non-mythological characters.

>All elements in the universe have Electrons in their atomic shells
>That means my roll of Walmart aluminum foil I bought on SNAP is actually GOLD!
>Science Nazis, btfo!

So I'm related to Hannibal Barca?

>WE WUZ EGYPTIAN KANGS

>actually no you weren't

.............

> IT DONT EVUN MATTUH CUZ TEKNIKLY WE WUZ ALL KANGZ NN SHEUT

It's like a whole race that has small man syndrome.

archive you fucking newfag
archive.is/gMN49

...

If we were all kings then it doesn't matter that you were.
When everyone is special no one is.

related =/= descended

So you be sayin... ME