Why didn't you make steak? Its Easter

Why didn't you make steak? Its Easter.

>easter
>steak
what

Ok maybe a tenderloin roast

>Eating food that's not steak
I bet you own less than 5 guns.

Lamb shanks motherfucker.
Roasted with a rosemary, onion, marmalade and stout based sauce, served up with fresh crushed mint and cider vinegar dressing.
Not even Gordon fucking Ramsey could say no to that.

What, you don't make steak for Easter? Do you at least eat fried chicken on Christmas?

Go to bed, Ronnie.

What's a subtle way to tell a girl her tiddy is hanging out?

Give her nipple a friendly pinch

"nice"

Make occasional extended glances.

You take her hope and make her scrambled eggs.

Have sex with her daughter.

It really works.

Iowa isn't a mother yet.

Are we talking about real life or computer game girls?

real life computer game girls

Nigga everyone eats hams on Easter

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I'm not a Nigger.

Yet.

Is Iowa for cumming in or on?

Fish and chips for me. My parents are filthy heathens

Any good breast reduction surgery Iowa pics?

And vinegar? Or tarter.

no

Yes

Her protection is too strong!

I would consider sex with his female body.

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