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[Grayson Lee]

im new to Sup Forums what the fuck is this place?

[Samuel Brown]

GTFO while you still can.

[Josiah Lewis]

a place to go funk yourself, faggot

[Jackson Hall]

This. Don't look back. You'll be trapped here forever.

[Julian Reed]

Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Sup Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Sup Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

[Jeremiah Watson]

Pure cancer

[Ian Murphy]

Don't listen to them, OP. Please lurk more, you'll love it here.

[Robert Adams]

This isn't reddit where everyone is going to spoonfeed you for internet brownie points. Lurk more. Don't dare to post anything for at least 1 year.

[Robert Myers]

yeah man I tell you what that dang ol' internet man you just go on there point and click and then that talk about www.youcallmegotdenanddatnakechicks on there man go click click click click click click click click click click it's real easy man

[Ethan Foster]

Good ol' newfag copy pasta, thanks strayan