Any Chads/normies here?

>27
>make $130k
>sex with gf 3 times a week
>/fit/

Who /sorted/?

>make duplicate threads

Not very chaddy breh

I just came all over my computer screen.

Nice bro

>mathematician
>300k STARTING
>9.5 inch dick
>fuck 10/10 every other night

Chad status achieved

am I Chad if I routinely bang out hotties but am flat broke and essentially homeless?

>commie flag
nice larp

>has gf
>thinks he's a chad

>27
>gf
You dun fukt up

yes.

Fucking kek but why not be happy for the anons that made it?
>Inb4 crab in a bucket

>18
>going to college on full ride ROTC scholarship
>gonna get paid to yell at retards and blow things up for a living
>get to have easy classes and fuck sorority girls for 4 years

talkin' bout' dang ol' who gets her the other 12 times dang ol'

explain your method pl0x

guy walks into bar, girls buy him drinks, bang them

I'm ranked between 40 and 50 in Mortal Kombat ranked comp

Beat that faggot

>23
>make 28k crowns
>unlimited sex with czech whores
> lifting few times per week
> prussian ancestry from Gdansk
begone comunist larper

>he doesn't fuck his GF every night

low T

>25
>process engineer
>70k yearly
>wife is a Afrikaner whos family fled South Africa
>1 kid, planning on 8
>lift, muay Thai and in summer I golf
>Lutheran family
>church services routinely speak German

how do I get a gf? I've never been laid and I've tried so many times. I go to every protest and rally at my school and talk to ever girl there but they give me the cold shoulder even though I literally agree with everything they say. I've tried to hire a prostitute but she said no. I've even asked a girl if I could watch her have sex with her boyfriend and she threw her drink in my face.

How easy is it to find a girl who hasn't done porn there?

>22
>shit grades
>shit college
>no debt
>alcoholic
>autism
>great shape
>10/10 face

same here except I make 15% of quay you do

>40
>make 25k
>sex with different hot 22-28 year olds 3 to 5 times a week

what does this have to do with politics?

I think only about 20% of girls involved in porn.These companies in muh Republic are mostly operated by jews or german companies and about 1/3 of girls was asked for some quick job for these companies.

Why would you lie on the internet?

>all that
>flag
>1 post by this ID
neck yourself fag

28 married 10years 1.5 yr son and working on number two, put wife through nursing school, worked in construction. Bought a house, started a business but let it fall away because of a 50k a year job as a floor installation rep. House is 167k for 2100sf on 1 acre partially wooded. Wife is 7.9/10... So is 96th percentile for size and 98th for height. My wife plays PC with me as a hobby. I hunt fish and woodwork. I can fix anything in a home... I can build a home from scratch. I have a black german Shepherd that's mine and my wife has a bread loaf she calls a puggle. I house a kid who was 6 years younger than me because he hasn't had a fair shake at life. He's white, listens well, works hard enough, plays Vidya. I smoke weed sometimes but I don't drink. I smoke cigarettes and need to stop. I'm a little over weight at 250 but not by a whole lot. I have diverticulosis and low T. I'm not perfect but I'm richer than most people in this world. I could die happy tomorrow only wishing I'd gotten to see my boy grow up. I can't ask for much more than I have.

I'm 24, don't have a driver's license, dont have a job, working towards an associates degree, and I constantly get panic attacks. Get on my level.

>late 20s
>no bank account
>live with parents
>bi polar
>getting fatter every month

I have Chad potential, but I'm too nihilistic to care

>25
>cop
>eat jimmy johns twice a week minimum
>get to legally beat people occasionally
>top 50 pubg first person solo player

>1 post by this faggit again

Chad welfare bum here. On pretty much every state and local welfare and disability program. Really just live by working the system. Life on easy mode. Sell my meds for fun and profit. I am surrounded by a strange mix of single moms, strippers, and drug addicts. I fence shit on Ebay. Strippers always want drugs (xanax is quite popular) and will do all sorts of freaky sex on xanies. I get stolen guns all the time and sell them to drug dealers. I am 30 now, pretty much just checked out of society, but I have a high IQ and really just don't give a shit about the normie world. Muh house, muh car, muh retirement. Nigga, Uncle Sugar will send those checks until the day I die. I workout, practice minimalist leaving, run my hustle, and bang strippers. Seriously, this shit is too easy.

OP please stop and look at the thread you made.
look at the frog weight lifter, think about your post.
You are on Sup Forums, looking for chads and normies.
you are not sorted. you are a blind helpless idiot. you can't see yourself, or your own behavior objectively, at all.
You are a waste product of this place. You just come off as entitled and low brain power.
Don't make threads here again.
the things you write are sad and stupid.

>sex with gf 3 times a week
...That's it? Dude, she's probably gonna leave you within a month.

Pretty sure you're trolling but legit I am:
>27
>Live with parents
>Just left 70K job this summer designing clinical trials to go to law school for patent litigation.
>Sex with nerdy autism gf once a week or so. Difficult because she lives with parents too while in grad school.
>/hungry skeleton/
>strongly considering just starting my own small town practice in Wyoming or somewhere when I graduate...when I'm 30.
Fuck

Eh it could be worse.

>Top 50 percentile
That isn't good

>sex with gf 3 times a week
>tfw girlfriend puts you on a schedule for sex

You're Chinese you make exactly $1,135 if you live in Shanghai and less in any other city.

I'm an 18 yo loser with no job, depressed and about to cave into the weed meme

How can I achieve /sorted/?

>29
>$55k/yr
>no gf
>/o/
I'm OK.

>Sup Forums babby this mad that Chad's stealing his frog memes