I sometimes wish imoutos were real

I sometimes wish imoutos were real.

Something hard is about to be poking her

I wish my Imouto wasn't so awful. I should've given her more baps.

Why sometimes instead of always?

I wish I had an imouto intead of onee-sans.

No, I wouldn't want any of my sisters to be as vapid and retarded as the girls in anime. Imoutos are retarded. The anime depiction of the little sister stereotype is quite frankly insulting to any woman with a shred of intelligence, self-respect or dignity.

gotta get yourself an aneue.
hawt authoritative older woman who lovingly tease are the best

Did the danchiguys get killed in the chemical attack? Chapters were translated up to 24 I think but only scanlated up to 14.

They are real, your parents just decided not to continue to procreate after seeing you.

Season two when?

Go back to tumblr

Fall 3017

Huzzah!

>tfw younger brothers
>tfw no imoutos

Fuck off.

>No younger brother imouto

At least with an onee-san you don't blame yourself for how she turned out.

Even though I'm into traps and incest, I just can't stand brother shit. I guess it's true, in my case, at least, that people with sisters don't want to fuck them. Though I can only guess.

*inhales deeply*

I want Danchigai brotherhood where Uzuki has brown eyes like in the manga and they don't change anything at all from the manga.

Traps are gross, that one is actually genderswap.

I wish I was 2D. Making imoutos, lolis, or anything like that "real" ruins them because 3DPD is inherently awful.

Yep.

The occasional "I love my imoutos and onee-sans and they're the best in the world" anons make me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

>sour grapes
Be more positive user, I'm sure one day you'll find a 3dpnd.

>tfw ywn have an onii-chan who cares about you
>tfw your only onii-chans are your half onii-chans and 15 and 19 years older than you and you've only met them less than 10 times total

At least mothers are real

check the expiration date on your box dude

What does 'bap' stand for?

A bap is, at its simplest, a bread roll. At its more complicated, it is tender pillow of dough, often made with milk, lard, and butter. A more humble, Scottish version of the brioche. The bap is the ideal bread for a simple meat sandwich. Whether that meat is leftover boiled beef, mutton, bacon, or sausages, the bap takes a simple meat and elevates it to one of the most steadying sandwiches a person could crave. And it's especially good for those mornings when soaking up all of last night's bad decisions is a top priority.

While the bap makes an ideal bread for many sandwiches, I've found them particularly good for breakfast, especially if used to create a sausage bap, which is simply a sliced sausage stuffed inside a bap. What you should look for is a plain pork sausage, nothing too flashy—just some good quality pork well seasoned with a few spices so that the bap itself can shine. When serving sausage baps you should give your guests the option of topping or dipping their baps into HP sauce as well as ketchup. Both of these tart sauces make an ideal partner to the simple elegance of the sausage bap. Those sauces and a pint or two of some sort of dark ale, and whatever regrets you may be feeling will be replaced with the simple pleasure of an excellent sandwich.

So if I make baps for my imoutos they are going to love me more?

Of course motherfucker, imoutos fucking love bread. Don't you watch anime? They're all like, "sanwiichii" and "pan pan pan" all over the fucking place.

That's fair, thanks for the advice gonna try that shit out.

The pleasure of being cummed inside.

No need for that. Mutsuki trascends space and time.

Well, gonna go bap my imouto right now.

Cock in the womb

Imoutos are real. Them being nice is what's fake.

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>Them being nice is what's fake.
Not really you're just unlucky

Is having a shitty imouto worse than no imouto at all?

When they grow up they can become nice. Mine is 25 and nice to me, but I am an asshole to her. She is lucky to not get and elbow when she tries to hug me.

Yes

My imouto is an (diagnosed) autistic rug-munching dyke who browses tumblr and tv tropes all day.
Count yourself as lucky.

Goddamn what the fuck is this
Kek

Fucking die in a fire, onii-chan.

Mine is a rude slut. At the very least she's enjoying herself. Becoming a tumblr dyke really is a much worse alternative.

Let us find escape in watching cute 2D imoutos, Sup Forumsnon.

>Let us find escape in watching cute 2D imoutos, Sup Forumsnon
Already ahead of you, user!

Utao a cute.

back to tumblr with you

whoa what a badass over here, i bet you have a katana too.

>i bet you have a katana too.
you didn't get your's when you made your first post on Sup Forums?

where did all the sister incest anime go, Sup Forums?

No, but i did take my olders wooden one when he passed away, the irony of it was indeed when i started posting on Sup Forums to cope.

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from that one time where user showed us his own mom's smut he drew

We're getting Oreimo 2.0 this season, and I am sure at least one other show must have a cute sister.

Am I guitarded? What the hell is this from?

But if a woman is 'vapid' and 'retarded' shouldn't she be allowed to be? Maybe not every woman is built the same way and some are imoutos and some aren't.

Who the fuck are you to say what a woman can and cannot be?

When your imouto comes up to you and pleadingly asks "Pan pan pan!", she wants some baps stat

WAIT

Jesus Christ that's shitty as fuck to read.

>tfw this happened to me but not my own imouto
>was visiting my friend's house
>reading a certain light novel in my phone while waiting for my friend since he went outside to buy snacks
>there was a footsteps going down the stairs
>suddenly my friend's little sister barged in the living room
>she greeted me with loud voice
>I replied with a stern look in my face
>for some fucking reason she sat beside me bringing her tablet
>me keeping my cool just ignored her thinking she might go away if I did
>few minutes she starts pestering me and ask what I am doing
>she wants a help in some stupid game she is playing in her tablet
>I told her I suck at it but she keeps insisting
>she started to climb and sit in the middle of my legs
>I muster all of my strength to suppress my raging boner
>she's still oblivious that I am getting irked and aroused while shoving that fucking tablet in my face
>can't hold it my boner starts to touch her butt
>thank god she's too dumb to know what hits her behind because she noticed it
>I lift her and set her aside and told her that I need to use the washroom
>mfw

holy shit thank you

if anything came of it, do tell user-kun

what was the name?

Disagree. My little sister was really cute and sweet when she was young. It helps that I was a good big brother and she looked up to me a lot. Oddly, it was a lot like the ideal in anime. Those were good days.
Now she's older and not as sweet and innocent, and a pretty big normalfag too, so I have to keep an eye out. Its a pain in the ass sometimes. But I still love her.

But how did you become the prince of a town called Bell Air?

>Have a 6 year old sister

>She loves me as much as a 6 year old platonically can.

>being over a decade older than her, she thinks I am the coolest person around

Got to say, sucks to be guys

No problem, user. Those who know how to fish will outlast those who don't.

Nothing, she was just baffled why I didn't return to the living room afterwards. I went outside of the house, light a cigar and continue reading the LN as I wait for my friend to return.

Imoutos are scary m8, they drag you into a place of no return if you aren't careful.

How old was she?

Danchigai.

Just post a screen of anything and it pops right the fuck up.

Gotta give props to once again

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Their banter is top-teir though

10 years old.

thanks

That reminds me of the time I was forced to Whipe my friend's little cousin's ass
inb4 pedo, I swear I'm not a creep

she was old enougth user to know what she was doin

pedobait nigga run

>tfw no imouto
>tfw you could have been not-autistic if you had an imouto

;_;

That would probably make me loathe myself just a little bit more.

imoutos ARE autism, user-kun.

Be realistic user. You would've been an autist no matter what.
Its fate. Fate!

Reminds me of when one of my cousins got the idea to take off her cloths upstairs for whatever reason and flashed me.

Since their was a family party going on downstairs I was able to quickly get my aunt so it wasn't a huge deal, but I still remember being embarrassed that I had to deal with that.

???
you can still have autism and be in jail, user

So sorry, I have an imouto, and all I think I did was spread my autism to her.

You could have been an alpha chad who changes girlfriends every week and you would still be autistic you autist.

kek thats not how the system works user

>you can still have autism and be in jail

Surely not.

Imoutos are sweet honey trap, whether it's your own or your friends/relative.


Don't fall for it. They are savages inside and scheming villains too.

Being at college, I am fucking terrorfied about this. I want to protect her from normalfaggotry

Why user-kun?

Having sisters sucks. They're awful. It's not worth it.

Enjoy being beaten up when you are a sleeping. Because imouto live to fight.

Oh trust me I fucking know. My little sister actually would run plans by me over how she wanted to bully her class mates. I just felt bad for them, since she was smarter than average for her age, she used her intelligence to manipulate them.

Also she picked up my habit of cursing like a sailor, but is smart enough to only curse when just me or my young brothers are around.

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Autistic Onii-chan here, don't delude yourself like this.

Surely classic rock CDs were involved somehow?

Thad McMichael went to jail, though. Granted, he is likely the most stupid person in the face of this Earth. It takes a real idiot to walk around carrying a USB stick attached to your house keys, full of CP and your resume in it.

Fuck you, all the times my sister ran into my room jumped on my spine when I was trying to sleep came rushing back

Is it true ?

>college
Jeezus, don't remind me. She graduates high school soon and she's still so damn naive to the ways of the world.
What do I do Sup Forumsnons? I can't protect my imouto forever.
You were probably just unlucky and/or a bad brother. You have to train them up right.

Yes, but only Platonically.