Brit/pol/ - Weimar edition

>Cabinet reshuffle: Theresa May set to refresh top team
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-42597785

>Rail strikes: Train workers at five firms walkout in safety row
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-42597824

>Parliament reports 24,000 attempts to access pornographic websites since election
theguardian.com/politics/2018/jan/08/parliament-reports-24000-attempts-to-access-pornographic-websites-since-election

>Grenfell inquiry severs ties with KPMG amid concerns over conflicts of interest
news.sky.com/story/grenfell-inquiry-severs-ties-with-kpmg-amid-concerns-over-conflicts-of-interest-11199802

>Just FOUR areas of the UK are free from Aussie flu
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5242051/H3N2-Aussie-flu-strain-hits-five-UK-towns-day.html

>Jacob Rees-Mogg tells Theresa May and Philip Hammond to bury their differences
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5243929/Rees-Mogg-warns-Hammond-bury-differences.html

>Cold snap set to continue with temperatures plunging as low as -11C
metro.co.uk/2018/01/07/cold-snap-set-continue-temperatures-plunging-low-11c-7210516/

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What cabinet position is he getting?

All of them

Jokes aside, none. He's a PR disaster waiting to happen.

Emigrate.

Start buying guns.

>He's a PR disaster waiting to happen.
why do you think that?
memes aside he's seems collected and intelligent compared to half the tories in the cabinet

hes a nigger

Minister for BLACKED

Because he's fucked most of the other people in the cabinet

oh yeah i forgot all that shit

>this is guy complaining about sexism on bbc news

Pale, stale and male

Confession time, boys

I've masturbated to Meghan Markle at least 10 times.

wtf is wrong with hollywood women?
you all sucked of weinsteins dick at least once before it was fashionable to hate him

Reminder that the tv show TROLLIED is back on air

Now phones and social media have been properly for a while, everything seems so globalized. Even if 2011 it felt like you were in England and not some USA part 2

WN's garden is Balmaha Boatyard

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i think evrey other paki shop becoming tesco/sainsburys express and evrey cafe becooming costa or pret doesnt help

Don't start this, you'll summon him

Stop buying guns

Hail Corbyn!

Stop buying anything

>all this chewing gum
people need to learn how to use a fucking bin

Wh*te bois about to get BTFO

Or we could just ban gum like Singapore. Their sidewalks are great.

who's watching VicDebyrshire
paki inbreeding in action

just put the kid down desu

Hello, you pathetic Little Englanders, it's Wayne Remain Hayes here.

Phd, ex-Royal Navy, university lecturer and A.C. Milan supporter. Yes, in other words i'm a worldy sophitocat. Here in France at the moment on a business trip, eating some freshly baked buttery croissants for breakfast. No doubt you're sat in your mother's kitchen eating beans on toast. Ha! Remember, you Brexit bigots, we fought a war against people like you. Britain is a tolerant and non-racist country and have welcomed immigrant since the time of the Norman Invasion.

Kek, nice parody
I was thinking about this since I keep hearing everywhere that we have always been a nation of imimmigrants. Am I right in thinking that up until the post-war period, there has been no large scale invasion (aka immigration) of the British isles since 1066, so basically 1000 years give or take between the Norman conquest and the windrush etc?

>disease linked to consanguinity
>Is a pakis
makes u think

Pretty much, give or take some paddies and a small number of huguenots. Remember, also, that a "nation of immigrants" is an oxymoron; that's a nice little redpill to drop on the libshits and normies.

When are they announcing the reshuffles?

people love the nation of immigrant and melting pot of cultures meme

recently I heard a developer from Creative Assembly refer to 8th century britain as a melting pot of cultures

Who /CuntFlu/ here lads?

Day 4 and I think I'd rather die at this point.

In what way?

My name is Maximus Gibimus Wewuzkangzius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a mixed-race son, husband to a white wife. And I will have my gibsmedats, in this life or the next.

Roughly Every half hour from noon , PM calls them in separately.

youtube.com/watch?v=stPqr6B_zEY

Chav culture is cancer

Better than globalised jafaican culture

i miss when it wasn't a carbon copy of ameriwogs though
youtube.com/watch?v=fBFKxXNKlpk

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Here's some of the most interesting changes that will be made today:

Jeremy Hunt is to become "no deal" Minister

Jacob Rees-Mogg will replace at Health in fisrt ministerial post.

Andrea Leadsom replaced as Leader of The House of Commons by Priti Patel, replaced as Leader of the House by Michael Fallon.

Justine Greening replaced at education by Ian Duncan Smith.

Sajid Javid appointed First Secratary of State.

Damian Green becomes Secretary of State for Communities and Local Government.

Remember it’s all about safety

even the white chavs act black now

thats my point

i dont even like mogg that much but the /r/ukpolitics / twitter butthurt will be amazing

Gallows hopefully

>Damian Green
>In the cabinet
Wot

>muh golden globes
why do they give a fuck about so much

I think it was inevitable with the development of social media and all that though

>tfw they start calling it the Ebony Earths

Still not as cucked as the BFI and the uk film industry.

Their new diversity policies have railroaded all production into being left wing propaganda

>Brown balls
>Caramel Cylinders

I know, I saw you post it yesterday, it's fucking mental

Actually the representative from the bfi was on Victoria Derbyshire and mentioned a new hiring policy regarding neutral characters I think? I didn’t hear it properly

That was more or less what I thought but May apparently feels that Green and Patel have "learned their lesson".

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What happened to chavs, scallies etc They'll all still be alive and most will still be poor. Where've they all gone

Actually, most subcultures have gone. Apart from the jafaican culture. I don't see any goths or emos about either.

they still exist, just the fashions are diffent
it's all the north face/super dry/adidas/stone island
chav culture has been a wog imitation since the 90s just the wog fashions changed

I think task #1 should be getting our people away from mass media. Turn off the television, it's mind control.

Victoria Derbyshire is pozzed as fuck, now it’s going on about all the subhumans in grenfell again

There’s no alternative other than britpol

I've only seen it once. She was talking to the transgender 'dad' who gave birth and reading out texts about how inspirational 'her' story was.

Start watching e-celebs

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You would have thought that was the only bad thing that happened last year.

There's the community around you in the real world.

Just another kind of sedentary sponging in of "information." The problem with our people now is that they are atomised and disconnected on a deeper level from the community and people around them. Which is why Ahmed can call up his mates and 13 cousins and there'll be there in a split, but Deano is left alone because Big Bazza has run off.

See now she is going on about the worboys release being too early, and now I think I should do the opposite and support his release

Strange automatic binary thinking

>still hasn't debated joe
D A F T I E

HAVE A -- what's it called? -- a live cast debate with me. Come on, prove old Crazy Joe wrong once and for all. Make a funny ol' memmy out of me.

But you wont will you? No. *purses lips and leans forward*

Okaythankyou.

(All seriousness I do love Joe Owens and I think he's right about a lot of things, but I think we should meet in the middle and seek to romanticise the Local issues rather than sterilise them, because all it takes is a major party to imply they'll do the same and you've lost the vote to them.)

>chav culture has been a wog imitation since the 90s just the wog fashions changed
No it hasnt. Most chavs i saw used to hate blacks and dressed quite differently from them

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Would you say that the whites have become black? A nihilistic gangster culture, a vile Jamaican patos, has been intruded in England?

>he actually went to the fucking boatyard

Funniest fucking thing to ever happen in brit/pol/

He's been too busy asking Sargon if Lawrence Fishburne is white and if Uma Thurman is black

So many of us have this sense of LITERALLY a foreign country

youtu.be/OVq2bs8M9HM

Starkeys interview praising Enoch

Gives me hope

Are any of Starkey's books any good?

Is uma thurman a 1/4nog or something?

'I just want english subculture back, feel like pure shit'

I want English CULTURE.

Subcultures die out in a few years.

To be honest i haven’t had the chance to read any.

I’ve seen pretty much all his documentaries though and they still stand up

Tory insider here , Anna sourbry will become Brexit minister

there's a live action version of Jin-Roh?

>banning things
>in the free market
Will never happen in this country. Far too sensible an idea

Anyone watched McMafia yet?
any good?

Way too many characters

poor. dont bother

Anons I'm feeling a bit confused atm just got my train ticket and it went down 20p yesterday and now suddenly my daily commute is about the same price as the bus used to be (£4 from 5.60) I feel like a brainlet for asking but have the riots already worked? Can anyone explain why this might have happened
>train experts plz respond

Northern Ireland Secretary has resigned for health reasons
thesun.co.uk/news/5292321/northern-ireland-secretary-james-brokenshire-resigns-and-will-be-leaving-government/

He's fucked all the women in the cabinet minus May and Leadsom

They just said on the news it’s for “surgery on a serious lung condition”.

Where the fuck did you pull that shit from

Do you think Jacob BASED Moggapede will get anything?

First fare changes of the new franchise
Off peak instead of peak

No because he doesn't want anything. He's a chronic career politician and beating the lib dems every 5 years and some memes about him are enough

When did BBC readers become redpilled?

>haveing

It's too bad that these people can't spell for shit and have terrible grammar

Grayling tweet deleted, the absolute state